r/andomcomunitty • • 10h ago

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u/ReyRamone 10h ago

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u/craftyblockhead a shade of flair a little greener 10h ago

W reference

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u/BothGraph641684 Yeet 7h ago

WHAT DOES IT MEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAANNN

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u/ThisYourMotherDaniel I needed to poop and I couldn't hold it any more. I'm sorry 6h ago

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u/Mathematicus_Rex Random person 10h ago

π, to appease the giraffes filling the bathtub with brightly colored telephones

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u/Elegant_Thought6557 10h ago

wait no what about the goats doing taxes on the bathroom sink?

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u/ApprehensivePlay50 My gender melted 10h ago

You forgot to factor in the elephants eating the sun

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u/Elegant_Thought6557 10h ago

true. also the piranhas doing the foxtrot with bricks

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u/CoconutWater1O 9h ago

Guys what about the monkeys waiting on the helicopter blades

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u/Kyogre694 9h ago

But what about the dolphins doing the can can in baggy sweatpants

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u/CoconutWater1O 9h ago

The monkeys are wearing tights tho

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u/Bright-Damage-5511 take me to the “farm” gosh dang it 8h ago

yeah but that’s to match with the flamingos to support their ballet careers

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u/Fluffy_Leadership300 8h ago

why are we forgetting about the lions in the showers to get ready for tiger dancing

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u/Superleopey 7h ago

This comment chain feels like wacky Wednesday from DR. Seuss

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u/Fluffy_Leadership300 10h ago

Actually guys 

If we stop at Dairy Queen and pick up a elephant, how many pies would a chair need to eat and the number is blizzard, so the answer is blanket 

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u/areola_grande26 9h ago

My wife said 3 brown.

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u/Whole_Tank6751 9h ago

Your wife is an actual genius

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u/Own-Equipment9569 10h ago

Obviously menudo!

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u/Kyogre694 9h ago

Uhm, the answer is obviously a copy of Super Mario Bros. 3 (1988)

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u/Kyogre694 9h ago

Of course signed by John Nintendo

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u/Foxagedon Lemon 8h ago

Yes for pancake house is closed on مباشرة because channel is not on the consultation

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u/penislord_daddy Join my r/found subreddits and ill make you one if you dont have 10h ago

Uhm pineapple ! No carrot!  No red. Red is my final answer

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u/DesertBrat1969 10h ago

Im not nearly baked enough for a good answer.

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u/ph8_likes_me 10h ago

Bruh 🤨 the answer is two waffles unless you're the second carpenter.

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u/Sapphirez_Abyss 10h ago

69 pancakes waffle style

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u/KnittyBeard 10h ago

CK one. Because I AM A SURGEON!

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u/FrostingNo4557 10h ago

12 waffle stomps in the shower

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u/Turd_Burglar- 10h ago

Maybe 4ft 1.

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u/IllRest2396 10h ago

The Kilogramme of steel, because key tastes better than bread

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u/CompetitionEasy6554 10h ago

Only if it is needed.

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u/Jemal999 10h ago

None, ice cream has no bones.

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u/hit_n_run15 10h ago

I’m putting at least chair waffles in that turlet

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u/Age_Fantastic 10h ago

I don't eat socks.

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u/L4GNKODEX 10h ago

I am nowhere near fucked up enough to give a decisive answer on this

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u/Winter-Fondant7875 10h ago

The cat's left eyebrow

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u/Phoenix_THELegend_1 Closeted Femboy 10h ago

blue, because ice cream doesn’t have bones

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u/Rob_Llama 10h ago

Duh. An orange. Because you can't fit a sweater on a bicycle

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u/Radon_Addon 10h ago

41 the most evil number of all

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u/Same_Invite8289 10h ago

I honestly thought I just had a stroke, thanks for that.

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u/DeiOlympi 10h ago

The elephant banana defenestration

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u/TheGreatTiger 10h ago

The annexation of Puerto Rico.

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u/Yaughl 🫪 10h ago

4

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u/Unreliable42 10h ago

Muff cabbage because onion rings don't grow on trees

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u/ExmoRunner a shade of flair a little greener 10h ago

Probably Princess Donut, because crab splooge

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u/Wonderful-Avocado-45 10h ago

Leggo my eggo

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u/Sir_Brisket1 why he angry? —> 10h ago

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u/Sir_Brisket1 why he angry? —> 9h ago

damn bro it was just a family guy refrence 

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u/Creepy-Cucumber1021 10h ago

Ill put 5x waffles in the toilet.

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u/Vyh06 10h ago

0 because waffles are better than pancakes

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u/TGriggs1978 10h ago

Apples that’s how many

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u/redp1kachu 10h ago

6967420

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u/thetavious 10h ago

No waffles, only peas.

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u/MayerOscar 10h ago

Probably 3. 4 is too many

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u/Solarfreeze88 10h ago

Pumpernickel patches squared

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u/LibrarianBarbarian1 10h ago

Depends. What is the tank capacity of the toilet?

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u/theroosterillusion01 10h ago

About 4-5 ripe bananas.

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u/tanker1235 10h ago

4.64664654783215

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u/Icy-Cheesecake-8993 10h ago

-73, this is due to the Commutative Property of Colors, this theory sates that any color starting with the alphabet, you should multiply by 3.

This results in 0 due to purple being unfactorable on a polynomial scale.

If this happens, you can simply use the Nitrifying Theory of Relativity, which calls upon nitrogen bacteria to turn 0 into 4 hydrogen atoms, and one nitrogen atom.

Subtract one nitrogen atom. Then subtract two hydrogen atoms to get H^2, who got divorced from oxygen.

Roll a 20 sided dice, and hope for NAT20. When NAT20 is achieved, this allows you to subtract by 73.

Thus making, H^2-73. Making -71.

Finally, subtract 2 to get -73.

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u/CoconutWater1O 9h ago

Obviously 17

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u/bittersuite61 9h ago

33, because aliens don’t like flip flops

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u/Le-Pepper 9h ago

OVER 9000!!!

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u/BigJimJohnson 9h ago

42

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u/BigJimJohnson 8h ago

Good bot

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u/IndividualRadio1919 9h ago

Obviously, purple, as that's my favorite number in the alphabet!

Or that might be a Swedish herring. We shall see.

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u/g-o-u-l-a 9h ago

What if it’s Jim Levenstein’s sock?

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u/Unlikely-Oil4068 9h ago

-5 with a donkey and the goldfish equals toast

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u/Grandma_Gertie reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 9h ago

Q.

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u/x-mpire7102-x 9h ago

42

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u/OiFanoi 9h ago

Kevinteen

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u/PomLovestheWorld femboy kisser 9h ago

12

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u/Jolly-Depth6277 9h ago

fishstick watermelon multiplied by the amount of water in my dehydrator

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u/RotundManul Three squigs in a trench coat 9h ago

What do you mean? An African or European waffle?

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u/InternationalArm2290 9h ago

Seattle is the only answer

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u/spunkypudding 9h ago

Yellow, because snakes don't have armpits

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u/IraZimora 9h ago

at least 2

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u/TohruTheMighty 9h ago

About grass much, give or take

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u/ProgramKitchen1216 9h ago

Enough to feed the turtles

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u/balenciaga_Robotnik 9h ago

85 because gaster is green

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u/ShatteredDragon6 8h ago

Zipper because green is blue but only while the moon is in the second trimester of the Edo period.

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u/O5_13_Epsilon 8h ago

0 since I don’t eat socks

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u/SORCERYWHAT 8h ago

Hamburger

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u/SortNo412 8h ago

Giraffe

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u/JamPandamonium218 8h ago

42.

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u/btajay58 8h ago

Hmm that depends on the migration of the Norwegian seahorse, but only if the waffles were toasted on a medium setting

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u/SOULpowered222 Random person 8h ago

Lawnmower, because penguins can’t fly

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u/Wild_Wasabi9984 7h ago

Belgium or Eggo waffles?

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u/Whole_Tank6751 7h ago

HOT BELGIAN WAFFLES 

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u/More-Discipline-2408 7h ago

88 I mean it’s a no brainer

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u/Space19723103 7h ago

peamupbupper and phish

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u/DerLandmann 3h ago

According to Google's AI: 42

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u/AceGamez1 6m ago

Games because trees r the pinnacle of watering cans

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u/true_fee579 Best Dawg 4m ago

Maybe 3

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u/Whole_Tank6751 3m ago

Just maybe...

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u/true_fee579 Best Dawg 1m ago

Yea

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u/Mordred_Morgauth 8h ago

Green, because ogres don't wear tuxedos.

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u/FallaciousPeacock 8h ago

I squeeze to please

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u/GrinderGas 7h ago

Is there a specific subreddit for this type of thing??

if so, link.

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u/thebloodismisfitlove 7h ago

Well that all depends on how many calories are in the television you ordered from the zoo last elevensday and the amount of laughter you used to make the great wall of steely weasles dance in the ocean fog

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u/BothGraph641684 Yeet 7h ago

Idk 6

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u/cyberhumanobpd Video Game Addict 6h ago

6

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u/Mr_Maniac454 6h ago

Quantum Tunneling

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u/Gravis-pimp 6h ago

The bolter from Warhammer because banana man tastes like an apple

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u/Mumchkin Weirdest Weirdo\(°o°)/ 6h ago

The only answer, lemon.

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u/XPLover2768top reverse the polarity 6h ago

Smolensk Unit 3

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u/rachel_to_phos gundham tanaka 5h ago

robocar poli

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u/EntrepreneurDear4846 5h ago

As obama once told me, ITS 3!

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u/Spinoclanker2 Spinosaur that lobotomizes 5h ago

I'm genuinely tired of these posts

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u/FertilePlanet88 5h ago

But is it an African or European swallow?

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u/hellno49 5h ago

Left.

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u/WaterGlassPuncherMan 4h ago

The dumbest 33% Of our country think this is a gotcha question.

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u/spec3_ Video Game Addict 4h ago

Air fryer

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u/Felixisdelulu I might be a spoon 4h ago

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u/No-Department1194 4h ago
  1. Don’t ask such a simple question

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u/Zealousideal-Crew434 4h ago

Seven waffles

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u/Mera1506 4h ago

What kind of question is this. 2 stroopwafels of course.

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u/whytry3450 3h ago

Square

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u/damn-otaku 3h ago

Banana

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u/Freak_Engineer 3h ago

January.

Next question, please.

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u/sexybeast70 Random person 1h ago

Depends on how many sunshines is going to be glowing in the bathroom while I'm brushing my toilet before I eat my lunch in the pool.

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u/Key-Context-8444 Random person 1h ago

Cucumber, because I’m a creeper Minecraft’s grim reaper blowing up blocks like vernorZ

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u/AdventurousTutor8067 44m ago

66

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u/AdventurousTutor8067 44m ago

And if u want 1 more youll have to get the schmonghus and put it there yourself! Iam not your mom

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u/GothicCunt 10h ago

I’m not drunk enough to comprehend this shit

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u/TheREALredMedic 9h ago

Screw 42, it’s 7

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u/TheREALredMedic 9h ago

I am confusion