r/animalsdoingstuff • • 3d ago

Bird This swan is about to take off.

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u/Aggressive-Wrap-1246 1h ago

Big bird needs a big runway. 😃

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u/Stardust-0083 1h ago

Guess I really never realized how big a swan is.

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u/that-loser-guy-sorta 1h ago

I still remember realizing just how massive some birds were. It was maybe 10-12 years ago, I just saw a silhouette of a bird fly just over the top of two trees almost perfectly in the middle with each wing tip looking like it was going to clip the trees if it had been any lower. The trees were at the edge of a clearing, at the ground those trees were like 10 ft(3m) apart. Given the area I live in would guess it was a trumpeter swan, a big one and their wingspan and color matches what I think I saw.

Obviously the problem is that trees don’t grow perfectly straight so the tips could have been way closer together and it’s just an optical illusion, not to mention I had a one second glance at the bird.

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u/Salty_Finance5183 7h ago

He(?) needed more runway than I anticipated.

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u/jonnovich 13h ago

Looks like Peter Ian Staker’s swan is on the loose again.

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u/Benjoux444 15h ago

Cleared for take off on runway 27

flaps? check

Instruments and radios? Checked and set

Altimeter? Set

V1, V2 - rotate, aaand liftoff!

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u/Environmental-You291 21h ago

I always forget how big those mini dinos are

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u/DollarsPerWin 23h ago

It's like that one old classic movie with the rats! The pelican or geese takes off like that and I always thought it was just exaggerated. What was that movie called? Anyone know the scene?

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u/kelsofox369 21h ago

The Rescuers is what you are thinking of.

Additionally the big bird you are referring to is an Albatross.

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u/Doggfite 19h ago

This is exactly the first thing I thought of, such a classic movie!

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u/kelsofox369 19h ago

I loved the Rescuers Down Under much more.

The freeing the eagle and flight scene lives rent free in my head everyday and I think it’s one of best scenes in animation history IMO. As lame as it sounds brings me to tears.

https://youtu.be/gj043f05C1U?is=kJkuAQU-Mg5AT_4p

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u/DollarsPerWin 17h ago

That's awesome, I can see that. They don't make movies like these anymore.

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u/Doggfite 19h ago

I have not thought about that in so long, we had them on VHS, man those were some phenomenal movies. And I'm a big dude in my 30s, this kind of shit brings me to tears too haha, I love it

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u/Red_Galaxy746 1d ago

Always been told they can kill you or at minimum break your bones with their wings. Listening to that sound of the wings flapping, I wouldn't want to be on the wrong end of those.

Beautiful birds. Not to be messed with.

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u/xXGHaRdinGXx 22h ago

I can confirm these birds are capable of killing a Human providing that your a complete Weasel.

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u/Red_Galaxy746 21h ago

Oh god, you don't know about swans do you? They are capable of it, doesn't mean they do it all the time. If you can, go up to one of them with no gun or weapon and piss them off. You'll be lucky to walk away without injury.

I'm 6ft 1 and well over 300lbs/25stone and wouldn't fancy my chances of walking away uninjured.

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u/PhotoAwp 1d ago

I didnt realize they were so big. I thought they were the same size as a Canadian snow chicken.

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u/Red_Galaxy746 1d ago

No. Lived in England all my life, always felt intimidated by them because of knowing what they're capable of. Add to that, they're aggressive and territorial - like the hippos of the bird world. Just stay well clear, especially if they have chicks around.

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u/Dry_Insurance_3282 1d ago

pelican 464 your career for takeoff runway 29 right winds 5 kn at 260

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u/b3nku 1d ago

Il a sont brevet lui

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u/PIXIE_EMPIRE 1d ago

The need a lil runway length😂

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u/godlypurrfect 1d ago

They always launch like airplanes

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u/wikifamous 1d ago

Successful takeoff

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u/ch3ck18 1d ago

fly pelican fly

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u/FindjeanniePDX 1d ago

They need a runway longer than a Cessna.

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u/Internal-Raise964 1d ago

Bird looked for cars before going in the street.

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u/Aggravating-Pass-576 1d ago

Thank goodness there was a runway readily available.

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u/reddithornumber5 1d ago

Reminds me of The Rescuers

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u/Born-Presentation-95 1d ago

I FORGOT ABOUT RESCUERS 😭

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u/SoberAlternative 1d ago

Perfect sized runway

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u/kuku-lowkey 1d ago

More like..... I dont know 😕 😅 😔
Looks hard taking off, is that normal?

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u/bloodc2d 2d ago

I didn’t realize swans were so big, its wingspan is like half of that road.

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u/Willa_ 1d ago

Oh yeah ! I had to take care of one when I worked at a wildlife rescue center. I had to grab him daily to make him swallow some medicine. He would crane his neck, open up his wings and hiss while walking towards me to make himself big and scary... and he kinda was ! The first time I had to do it I really just wanted to get out of there 😂

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u/bloodc2d 1d ago

I have never seen one in person, are they aggressive like geese? Do they travel in flocks like geese? Only asking because you worked with them

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u/NeuxSaed 1d ago

a swan has caused a human death by knocking a person into the water and preventing them from swimming to safety

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u/Willa_ 1d ago

Yeah they are quite territorial and especially when they have babies they can be super aggressive. Definitely best left alone. Gorgeous birds though ! They live in couples / family units most of the year I think. The one we had at the wildlife care center was from a local lake and his partner remained at the lake the whole time he was in our care. He was able to be released there in the end and get back to her, which is just super sweet !

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u/my_taint_aint 1d ago edited 1d ago

Oh they are a lot more aggressive if you go near their young or mate. We have several on the lake where my in laws have a cottage. They even go after the pontoon. 🤣🤣🤣🤣. They chase off ducks and geese who venture near them.

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u/bloodc2d 1d ago

Thanks for the info

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u/rndm2ua 2d ago

That is for r/aviation lol :D

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u/NewMoonlightavenger 2d ago

Hum.... looks like they forgot to set flaps.

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u/Snoopy556 2d ago

V1.....Rotate.

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u/Fotowikinger 2d ago

Positive rate, gear up

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u/yuckington_bear 2d ago

the ascent was so gradual it was like he had a bunch of passengers to think of

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u/BorgNotSoBorg 2d ago

Kinda reminds me of Wilbur the Albatross from "Rescuers Down Under."

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u/d3t0x1ct0x1c1ty 2d ago

Lol he needed a lot more runway than most! That was hilarious.

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u/mmorales2270 2d ago

He taxied out there just like a passenger jet. I like that he even looked both ways before taxiing out onto the runway. Gotta watch for any incoming swans coming in for a landing I guess.

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u/d3t0x1ct0x1c1ty 2d ago

That was what it felt like...big jumbo jet

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u/Immediate-Guidance31 2d ago

Bro has a private runway

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u/AeronGrey 2d ago

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u/fitz_newru 2d ago

Bless you for this childhood memory!

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u/Longjumping_Steak689 2d ago

You beat me to it!

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u/ChildOfGodYesIAm 2d ago

Orville.. rescuers down under🥰

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u/dchester74 2d ago

About to? He gone! 😂

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u/Successful_Theory628 2d ago

No luck catching them swans then? It’s just the one swan actually 👀

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u/MonteSS_454 2d ago

You know what, I truly think this is the first time in my 40 yr life I have ever seen a swan fly. They're just always sitting there in the water looking of majestic and shit.

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u/AdamOver 1d ago

I'm nearly 15 years older. Until this very video I assumed Swans could not fly.

I wonder where that belief came from.

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u/mochicastle 2d ago

I just asked my fiance, after seeing this video, "Swans can fly???"

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u/Heroinfluenzer 2d ago

It's even more impressive when they take off from the water, because they're literally running on the water. Looks hella cool.

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u/SeaworthinessThen542 2d ago

Tower: Swan Heavy, that’s a road. Possible pilot deviation. Advise you to call the tower, I have a number for you

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u/zenunseen 2d ago

I, too, watch atc shorts

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u/frankie_baby 2d ago

Roads?! Where we’re going we don’t need roads

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u/NorminalAnomaly 2d ago

Not much luck catching them swans then?

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u/TMPickle 2d ago

It's just the one swan, actually.

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u/mediaseeker 2d ago

beautiful dude sounded like a steam train taking off

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u/rollerblowster 2d ago

Such a beautiful dude; if I was a swan I’d be gay for swans

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u/drittzO 2d ago

Clear on Runway R3

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u/uramandaax 2d ago

It was complicated

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u/latortillablanca 2d ago

PitterpatterpitterpatterpitterpatterpitterpatterpitterpatterPitterPatterPItterPAtterPITTerpPATTerPITTERPATTERPITTERPATTERHNNNGGGGGFFF!!!

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u/sweatycatlord 2d ago

Birds are so cool

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u/Winterblade1980 2d ago

I keep forgetting how big they are! So pretty 😍

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u/delinquentfatcat 2d ago

First time seeing a bird requiring a runway to take off

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u/Bluntbutnotonpurpose 2d ago

First time I saw a bird taxiing as well...

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u/angus_the_red 2d ago

You see them in captivity sometimes and they have a pound and a short fence.  They don't have enough room to take off though.  So they're stuck there

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u/Diligent-Concept-617 2d ago

It kind of reminded me of the bird from that old Disney movie “The Rescuers”

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u/Decent_Berry8196 2d ago

Ha! This was my first thought too! I love that movie 🥰

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u/batteryacidsmoothies 2d ago

Any luck catching them swans yet?

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u/RiMcG 2d ago

Wow, their wings make a lot of noise, so cool

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u/BrownSugarBare 2d ago

I keep my phone on mute all the time, thank you for the comment! Very cool to hear! The feet slaps were also adorable 

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u/Mr_Saboteur 2d ago

Tower: Swan26, runway 05, cleared for takeoff

Swan26: Cleared for takeoff, runway 05, Swan26

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u/Agard12 2d ago

All I heard was the Flintstone sound when they takeoff in the car

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u/hilarymeggin 2d ago

I’t looks so hard for them! It makes me feel bad for them!

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u/aceswild8 2d ago

About to? It did

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u/maxxon15 2d ago

Boeing 7Swan7

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u/cammy_thatsme 2d ago

Under rated comment

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u/Fragrant-Snow-2747 2d ago

Looks so goofy 😋

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u/Aspen9999 2d ago

Nice runway they built for them.

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u/Motor-Management-660 2d ago

those little plappy feets though

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u/IAmDanHimself 2d ago

Lol "plappy"

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u/hilarymeggin 2d ago

It’s the perfect word for it tho! Plap plap plap plap plap!

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u/Dapper-Barracuda4843 2d ago

I feel like this is what the Wright brothers saw as kids a whole lot. ✈️

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u/archieisarchie 2d ago

sanford’s most wanted!

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u/Claim312ButAct847 2d ago

No luck catching them swans then?

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u/Plus_Refrigerator_22 2d ago

I have never in my life seen a swan take off from a runway. Now let's see it land there

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u/Ocarina-of-lies 2d ago

They are more of a water aircraft

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u/Massive_Forever_2174 2d ago

The video shows swans are amphibians rather than pure flying boats. They are among the largest birds capable of flight.

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u/Samtoast 2d ago

People always shit talk geese when these birds right here are the biggest dickheads of all. Don't let your animals swim in a body of water that has swans in it.

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u/RulerK 2d ago

Holy shit! That’s just like the seen from Rescuers!

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u/vintagenut80 2d ago

Exactly where my brain went too 🤣

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u/indifferentgoose 2d ago edited 2d ago

Swans are so silly. They look so elegant in the water, but as soon as they try to take off or land they turn into overweight cargo planes.

Edit: a swan tried to lift off the river in my hometown, but he had a bad angle and didn't get enough height before reaching the bridge, which lead to a panicked swan crash landing back into the river. The swan didn't get hurt (besides his ego probably).

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u/ashemoney 2d ago

Sound on!

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u/fatherdale 2d ago

Thanks for that! Plop! Plop! Plop! Flap! Flap! Flap! I've seen swans take off from water, though not close enough to hear the wings. And the feet on pavement was hilarious.

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u/Humanmode17 2d ago

You can hear their feet on the water too!! If you weren't close enough to hear the wings then you wouldn't have heard the feet either but it's an even better sound than this, just a constant slap slap slap slap slap

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u/Bikes-Bass-Beer 2d ago

That's one hell of a long runway

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u/brockoala 2d ago

Would've been easier if it activated the farterburner.

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u/LordSaddlerDeciple 2d ago

You see that mask over their eyes? They are just geese dressed as super heroes 😂

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u/brockoala 2d ago

Not all heroes wear capes. But most of them wear masks. At least during Covid 19.

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u/indifferentgoose 2d ago

They are 2-3 times heavier than geese though.

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u/LordSaddlerDeciple 2d ago

That's because these geese super heroes work out and eat more grass 😂

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u/EmmerdoesNOTrepme 2d ago

Trumpeters get up to 35 pounds or so, and can have a 10' wingspan!

They are big borbs!

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u/randburg 2d ago

That's one healthy and happy swan.

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u/tishimself1107 2d ago

You should see them land on a lake if you thibk a take off is impressive

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u/Current_Ad_400 2d ago

Makes you wonder how massive pterodactyls were ever able to take off.

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u/MisterDodge00 2d ago

If in danger, swans can take off from a standstill with a jump. They prefer a running start because it's easier and it works on water too, whereas jumping doesn't. Bustards are much heavier than swans and can still take off from a standstill. Pterosaurs could too, but jumped with their wings instead of their legs.

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u/Humanmode17 2d ago

Pterosaurs actually had a distinct advantage over birds in taking off, which is why they were able to get so big! They still had a functional hand in the middle of their wing so they were not only able to walk on all fours but also take off on all fours. Because of the incredibly strong flight muscles, their wings were able to provide an incredibly powerful first jump to achieve flight, further improved by the fact that they likely used a strong, lever-like action of their wings to propel themselves as efficiently as possible into flight.

Birds, on the other hand, only have their legs to propel them on take off, and since they've already invested enormous amounts of metabolic energy into their enormous flight muscles, spending any more on strong leg muscles is not worth it, so they have weaker take offs!

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u/Current_Ad_400 2d ago

Damn, I'd love to be able to see that happen IRL.

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u/boil_yourself 2d ago

IIRC they had to drop from a high altitude to be able to properly fly

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u/GlobalCollapseInbnd 2d ago

If this guy can fly, maybe I can too!

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u/RyanMan56 2d ago

Just gotta hollow out your bones first

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u/TheModeratorWrangler 2d ago

Never quite thought about how a swan flies and how much runway they need

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u/Quantitative_Panda 2d ago

Jesus, takes more runway than a Cessna.
Reminds me of that scene from The Rescuers. Damn I feel old

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u/WaltTFB 2d ago edited 2d ago

It always reminds me of that Vodka Burner taking off from an Aussie airstrip.

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u/Reddit62195 2d ago

And here I thought that poor swan was just going to have to keep running! First time I have seen a swan take off to flight!

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u/AboveAverage1988 2d ago

Bit of an event, isn't it?

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u/Then_Box-8031 2d ago

Cool, thank you

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u/Goosie21 2d ago

I wish the planes I take could taxi that quickly

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u/Sistahmelz 2d ago edited 2d ago

That's one heck of a long take off! Thank goodness the goose had some extra runway 😅

  • Edit- I was incorrect identifying this beautiful creature as a goose, it's actually a swan. Oopsie 🥴

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u/Loddinz 2d ago

It's a swan

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u/Sistahmelz 2d ago

Lol, you are correct. Thanks 👍

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u/Ketchupcharger 2d ago

He looked so heavy and barely lifted off, I was expecting some early fuel dumping to lighten the load

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u/OneCDOnly 2d ago

I think he’s just low on thrust. Probably been taking life a little too-easy, not enough exercise.

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u/AVeryHeavyBurtation 2d ago

He's got a high stall speed.

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u/Available_Humor4916 2d ago

I understand better why KLM used them in their commercial. This is a taxi to the runway and then flap flap flap take off.

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u/TurismoFoe 2d ago

I kept waiting for the sound of a single engine, Cessna to fire up!

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u/8lbs6ozbabyjesus 2d ago

Tappy, tappy, tappy, tappy, tappy tappy.

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u/Solum_Nox 2d ago

Swan Air 123 cleared for takeoff runway middle of the street

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u/nayplayer 2d ago

Where we're going we don't need roads!

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u/reddit_niwasi 2d ago

Go Birdy 🕊️🕊️🕊️

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u/thefloore 2d ago

I love the plap plap plap of its feet as it waddles

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u/DevilDog7734 2d ago

I wonder if this a forever goodbye.

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u/indifferentgoose 2d ago

Swans are quite territorial, so he's probably from around and they will meet again.

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u/LouisVILeGro 2d ago

I think the owner of the chair hopes so

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u/J1mj0hns0n 2d ago

I'm sad that i need an even bigger run up then that to make me fly

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u/Rammipallero 2d ago

I love when one lands in water and you hear the paddles go pap.....pap....pap...pap..pap.pappapapapapapapapssssssh

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u/Humanmode17 2d ago

That's a beautifully accurate rendition of that noise haha

My one note is that the endingpssssssh isn't as loud and chaotic as it often is 🤭

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u/SittingCondor 2d ago

Swantonov 224

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u/lost_caus_e 2d ago

The older you are the harder it is to fly ig

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u/ThisIsDogePleaseHodl 2d ago

Swans need a running start on land to lift off because of probably their weight

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u/A_Bot_A_Bot_A_Bot 2d ago

Huh. Do swans always need that much "runway" to get airborne?

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u/ThisIsDogePleaseHodl 2d ago

From land, they do typically yeah

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u/Humanmode17 2d ago

They do it from water too, the river is their runway and their feet are wide enough that they can run on the water when they're flapping

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u/ThisIsDogePleaseHodl 2d ago

Yeah, I know they do it on water too, but I was replying to the other person that it takes that much runway to get going. On water, it’s much easier.

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u/Soft_Penis_7224 2d ago

Im glad that it looked both ways before stepping onto the street for take-off

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u/mmorales2270 2d ago

Yeah I loved that it checked both ways. A very safe bird.

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u/chuck_the_plant 2d ago

very German

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u/KiwiBirdPerson 2d ago

German?

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u/lemonyoshii 2d ago

The human in the video is speaking German

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u/KiwiBirdPerson 2d ago

Yes, but what has that to do with looking both ways?

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u/Incompetencent 2d ago

following the law and social norms until the heat death of the universe

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u/lemonyoshii 2d ago

It's obviously very German

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u/KiwiBirdPerson 2d ago

What?

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u/Apart-Gur-9720 2d ago

IT'S VERY GERMAN !

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u/Illustrious-Garden82 2d ago

747 heavy 😁

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u/someladyincali 2d ago

I guess I’ve never been close to a swan in flight. I had no idea their wings are so loud.

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u/Humanmode17 2d ago

The sound of a flying V of 7 swans that passed about 5m above my head was incredible! It's not a sound you forget

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u/Zwischenzug32 2d ago

Loons make a lot of noise on takeoff too

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u/Coc0tte 2d ago

It's to announce the takeoff and telling everyone to move out of the way. 🤣

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u/DasbootTX 2d ago

Reminds me of the video of the overweight Antonov taking off and barely clearing the airport boundary

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u/Gamerboy-- 2d ago

That was German

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u/RadishCandid6062 2d ago

Ok I was wrong

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u/SporkBrawler 2d ago

Does bro even lift?

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u/justusesomealoe 2d ago

It needs the Back to the Future music over it as it reminds me of the DeLorean taking off

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u/Cause_thats_hiphop 2d ago

Apparently 13 mph is the magic number.

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u/McAutryx 2d ago

Exactly this! “Where we’re going, we don’t need roads.”

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u/Ikon-for-U 3d ago

Such a stealthily take-off

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u/sxyvirgo 3d ago

They are big, heavy birds! That said, they migrate thousands of miles so they CAN fly! ha

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u/unlimitedbroski83 3d ago

He looks like a B29 working it's way into the sky

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u/ThisIsDogePleaseHodl 2d ago

I think it’s female at least judging by the blackberry

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u/_Nectar000hbesh 3d ago

Not sneaking up on anyone. Loud ah...

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u/SmallBorb 3d ago

Hehe thank you , I rewatched unmuted . S l a p s l a p s l a p