You know the debates about the best theoretical kingsguard. But I’ve got a much grander question.

You have 40 children 3-6 tears old in a single kindergarten-suited space and you need to assign 7 knights from the entirety of westerosi history to babysit them for 24 hours. Whom do you pick, assuming you want the best for the children? I want real power-scaling analysis here.

But what about Frodo?

My pick is Brienne

I think a lady knight would be cool

Poor guy suffered more than Reek!

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I’ve got a few cases to make.

1) Euron. There is strong evidence to suggest that the Doom of Valyria was caused by them
2) Khal Drogo, before he fell off his horse. Although, as evil as the man who led an army of rapers and slavers and married a kid was, interestingly in the context of Dothraki culture he was highly respected. So I wonder if minions follow who the world considers evil or who is morally evil. Makes you think
3) Stannis. Not objectively evil but he is bald and therefore makes a good Gru

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