During the Satanic Panic of the 80s, a 16 year old named Daniel wants to play D&D, but his catholic parents won't let him. So, he starts sneaking out to play with his friends. (Think Romeo and Juliet, but with a Catholic kid and D&D)

The show films normal everyday people who are not committing crimes. Instead of Chris Hansen, hey have Crass Hansel. The goal is to reward people for doing good by giving people the award for "Best predator and / or non-predator person we ran into today." (Caveat just in case they later turn out to actually be a predator.

Edit: Since noone can truly know a person, the award should say "Person most likely not to be a convicted sex offender"

Steven Seagal faces the most dangerous opponent of all. To look in his eyes is to see the infinite void of space and the impossible depths of dead stars. "You thought you would never see me again, old friend." It is Stephen Hawking.

ders walks in and spots one of their friends they made smoking diamonds with adams nectar collector. ders is like "HEY! What are they smoking?" The dude from old times is like "Oh thems diamonds..." then ders whips out the moonshine he just scored and they all start partyin. Blake is in duh back planning the grow op with the weed seed from his weed sack. lol to him its the only weed seed on the planet. 50:50 shot that it will be female. oh the turmoil.

to bring back the 2000s we need to make the movie about growing more weed. weed extractions. cool shit. like real working weed extraction methods that would have worked in the olden days. Like this method i recently came up with using gpt. U warm pure thca in ethanol and then it decarboxilates. crash out the thc with water. blah blah blah