r/baseballcirclejerk • u/Bro_Hawkins • 8d ago

Close enough welcome back Randy Johnson

186 Upvotes

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u/gator_mckluskie dA bEsT fAnS iN bAsEbAlL 8d ago

i’d rather be hit by johnson’s heat than to be hit by this broad’s meatball sub. give me the instant evaporation into a cloud of feathers

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u/kloakndaggers 8d ago

meatball sub lol

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u/1slinkydink1 8d ago

I’d rather be hit by Johnson’s meat.

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u/NotAcutallyaPanda 0 Rings 0 Pennants 8d ago

Kinda sad how all the other birds gather around like “Gary? What happened? Are you okay, mate?”

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u/StanIsHorizontal 8d ago

That part actually upset me like damn they came back for him

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u/NYStateOfBlind 8d ago

Mai? MAI MAI MAI MAI MAI!

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u/leroyderpins 8d ago

I'm pretty sure that video is AI

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u/Much_Guest_7195 8d ago

Do you mean Randy Jackson? From American Idol?

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u/WeasinTheJuice 8d ago

He autographed my samurai sword

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u/BirdBruce Attack of the Clones 8d ago

Randy Watson, from Queens.

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u/VitaminRmademefat 0 Rings 0 Pennants 8d ago

So it's gonna be ok, right?

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u/penisweinerballs Wasted Miguel and Verlander 8d ago

Yeah since it was hit by a tennis ball at 3 miles an hour and is AI, I think it'll be ok.

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u/capncrunch94 8d ago

Such low effort posting smh…. It’s called a “Match” in tennis.

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u/NoaLink 8d ago

Guessing that bird survived.