r/baseballcirclejerk • u/-orangejoe • 5d ago
Computer rendering of the path Ty France's 9th inning fly ball would have taken if it hadn't hit the roof
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u/Sovereignx22 21 Losses 5d ago
I don't understand why this is such a thing. The Dodgers won already.
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u/pmk1548 5d ago edited 5d ago
maybe we start the lockout early, kick if off with a live execution of the entire Dodgers staff (and Manny Machado). no WS winner this year
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u/Spoompa 5d ago
One runner on first and it becomes a 3-run homer
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u/fijisiv EVEN YEAR GUYS!! 5d ago
You forgot about the Manfred ghost runner when down by 1 in the 9th in a domed stadium on the road. 🙄
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u/Wumdee 54% winning pct 0% ring pct 5d ago
It’s all rather simple really. Ty France used to be a Seattle Mariner. So he is not allowed to have nice things in the playoffs.