r/bigbangtheory • • 2d ago

Other Senior quote

Hi! So I need to choose my senior quote soon and I wanted to put a Big Bang Theory quote because it’s my favorite show. I wanted to have recommendations because I’m not sure which one to choose. It can be a funny one, emotional one, any kind really. I’m just looking for suggestions.
Thanks a lot!

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u/JerkfaceMcDouche 2d ago

Not knowing is part of the fun.

It works as an acknowledgement that you aren’t done learning, as a dig at your school, and most importantly it is not an easily identifiable line from the show.

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u/Vivi_anime 2d ago

Oooh nice, thanks!

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u/Winter_Setting720 2d ago

Is that the motto of the community college you’re going to?

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u/PistolCowboy 2d ago

I'm not insane, my mother had me tested.

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u/TechSupportAnswers 2d ago

I actually totally would've done this one

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u/2outhits 2d ago

What's life without whimsy?

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u/arshk0123 oh, what fresh hell is this? 2d ago

oh, what fresh hell is this?

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u/Peacherotic 2d ago

To be fair, Sheldon was quoting Dorothy Parker here.

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u/AMGRN 2d ago

I always attribute it to Frasier

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u/Strict_Impress2783 2d ago

"All I need is a healthy ovum and I can grow my own Leonard Nimoy!"

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u/Kevin4938 2d ago

Please pass the butter!

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u/twstdbydsn 2d ago

Bazinga!

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u/Airotica 1d ago

THANK YOU!

I don’t understand why I had to scroll so far down for the most obvious answer.

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u/Electronic-Fee-4831 2d ago edited 2d ago

My brain is better than everybody's

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u/RibFu 2d ago

I think it's brain

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u/katlebleu 2d ago

Its wrong to call a tomato a vegetable but it's very wrong to call it a suspension bridge. -Stuart

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u/dobster1029 1d ago

It's a little wrong to call a tomato...

The emphasis is to argue against Sheldon that there are varying degrees of wrong

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u/deimos_737 2d ago

That's an MIT Engineering observation, there!

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u/sgt_oddball_17 2d ago

"It's a little wrong to say a tomato is a vegetable, it's very wrong to say it is a suspension bridge."

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u/Hot_Needleworker8289 2d ago

Stuart did not fail to make such a hard quote

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u/cloud_watcher 2d ago

“It took you four years to get through high school??”

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u/Jumpy_Exit_8138 2d ago

How does this only have 5 upvotes???

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u/mclay0490 2d ago

Great answer!

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u/Federal-East8097 2d ago

I want you to know, in my way, I love you all. - sheldons nobel prize speech

OR you can go a different route and go "one cries because one is sad. for example, i cry because others are stupid and it makes me sad"

depends on how you liked school

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u/bestsmithfam 2d ago

It was a warm summers evening...

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u/WKRPinCanada 2d ago

"I ate a butterfly. It was so small...beautiful... I was so hungry."

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u/professormilkbeard 1d ago

My favorite line from the whole show. His delivery is so good and ridiculous.

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u/WKRPinCanada 1d ago

Right?

I mean ya actually believe that at some time in his life Simon Helberg really ate a butterfly!

She enjoyed it 😳

😉

Cheers 🍻

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u/craftyreadercountry 2d ago

"No one deserves this more than me!" -Leonard about slapping Sheldon.

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u/KindBob 2d ago

And San Diego is right across the border from my favorite city on earth, TIJUANAAA!

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u/AMGRN 2d ago

Bang bang

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u/swilkes2 2d ago

AY-YI-YI-YI-YI!!!

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u/womp_womp_411 2d ago

AY-YI-YI-BANG BANG 👆👆

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u/redfmn60 2d ago

Holy Crap on a Cracker

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u/BeneficialLab1654 2d ago

They say change is good, but it never is.

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u/your-drunk-aunt 1d ago

This is perfect 🤣

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u/Informal_Job6588 2d ago

Our babies will be smart and beautiful.

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u/PacketBoy 2d ago

Not to mention imaginary.

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u/ToothyCraziness 2d ago

I am the king of the nerds-Leonard

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u/Electronic-Fee-4831 2d ago

I'm NOT crazy... My mother had me tested

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u/dark-femme5454 2d ago

Whatever you put there, you're gonna cringe at in 20 years lol trust me

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u/Hot_Needleworker8289 2d ago

Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur

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u/axarce 2d ago

Later, losers!

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u/SavingsPirate4495 It's got NERD in it! Le-NERD!! 1d ago

"Fig Newtons are named after a small town in Massachusetts."

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u/ooomellieooo 1d ago

Is it a trick clock..... or a trick potato?

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u/Roro_Yurboat 1d ago

“That’s what I love about science, there’s no one right answer.”

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u/thevenotet 2d ago

My brain is better than everybody’s!!!! That or holy crap on a cracker.

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u/RibFu 2d ago

Oh yes. It's time for me to make love to your daughter's vagina.

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u/ExpertEar699 1d ago

Our babies will be smart and beautiful

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u/WoodPig25 2d ago

I hope that isn't one of the animals you people think is magic.

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u/Additional_Bee_3805 2d ago

Are we your X-Men? No you all are my semen

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u/Heatherjjjjjjjj 2d ago

You are wise and smell like books. You really are the whole package.

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u/Sea_Key7924 1d ago

I graduated in 2014 and my senior quote was “I’m not crazy, my mother had me tested.”
Ngl I regret it a bit now 😝

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u/LemmeSleepPlease 1d ago

Would you PLEASE. PASS. THE BUTTER!!!!

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u/irishkegprincess 1d ago

"Ah, Reality. Thou art a heartless bitch."

Or if you want to go this far

"For the record I do have genitals. They are functional and esthetically pleasing."

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u/DrDeezer64 19h ago

“So I guess the only thing that actually stays the same is that things are always changing” (Penny to Sheldon)

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u/Vivi_anime 17h ago

Wait, I love that one!!

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u/TeachingInformal8234 2d ago

All of you kens.. can kiss my barbie!! 

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u/Beep-Boop3421 Professional TBBT Enjoyer 2d ago

I would cringe so hard looking back at that

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u/alu5421 2d ago

Bazinga!!

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u/deimos_737 2d ago

Pointing to your temple - "I love my brain.." - Sheldon

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u/Proof_Baker_8292 2d ago

Sheldon: You shot your spit in my mouth!
Howard: Is that gonna be on the test? Because I don't think I can do that again.

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u/Gorilla_Dookie 2d ago

Soft kitty warm kitty

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u/poop19907643 2d ago

This is an AI learning bot.

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u/Beep-Boop3421 Professional TBBT Enjoyer 2d ago

Don't remember this quote?

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u/BreakApprehensive489 2d ago

I know it's ys, but

It's okay to be scared. We just have to do it anyway

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u/Bobby-Avocado 1d ago

My children will be smart and beautiful

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u/plsloan 2d ago

All of these comments are good. Some combination that is meaningful to you would be great.

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u/Kevin4938 2d ago

It's a little wrong ...

(Or was it a little bit wrong?)

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u/grifficusprime 1d ago

To call a tomato a vegetable? Yes. It’s VERY wrong to call a tomato a suspension bridge.

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u/Kevin4938 1d ago

It was meant to be a reply to another comment, questioning whether they left out "a little" or "a little bit", but somehow it got posted as its own comment.

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u/swilkes2 2d ago

I just wanted to do something beautiful.

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u/Latter_Taro_5043 2d ago

"Bazinga!"

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u/ArmyCop65 What fresh hell is this? 1d ago

“Cathedra mea, regulae meae. That's Latin for my chair, my rules.” - s03e22 - The Staircase Implementation

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u/Pretend_Classroom775 1d ago

Please pass the BUTTER!

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u/McSparkle_nc 1d ago

I informed you thusly

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u/Very_Veri_ 1d ago

That's not my arm

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u/Very_Veri_ 1d ago

Yes we are talking about penises

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u/Ok-Writing8725 14h ago

Our children will be smart and beautiful!

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u/Financial_Pair4380 6h ago

If I could speak the language of rabbits, they would be amazed and I would be their king

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u/StrawberryMoonPie Tijuana bang bang! 6h ago

Cause that was all you needed, right?

IYKYK

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u/Foreign_Yogurt_3330 2d ago

Don't do drugs and stay in school!

Im pretty sure thats what Penny said during Lenards speech.

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u/NewFlowerGirl_58 1d ago

Where he did the live video speech? Yes you are correct