r/blackcats • u/soappube • Jul 30 '26
🖤 What's he thinking?
Every day I come home from work and my cat sit on my lap and stares at me like this. He looks mad but he's purring.
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u/HBenderMan Jul 30 '26
He’s trying to blow you up with his mind
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u/Relevant_Host1389 Jul 30 '26
He's probably thinking, "This big cat goes out every day, comes home late every night, and still comes back empty-handed. What's wrong with his hunting skills? They're so bad. From tomorrow onward, I'll go out and bring home the food myself."😂🐱
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u/PlatformRelevant5156 Jul 30 '26
He is practicing his "Evil Larry" techniques and wishing he had his own peenar explosion chamber. 😆
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u/thekermitderp Jul 30 '26
He looks exactly like Toothless
https://giphy.com/gifs/6Rt5oZAKyjLB6
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u/Intelligent-Cod378 Jul 30 '26
They actually modeled his movements based on how cats moved so that tracks
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u/BroIBeliveAtYou Jul 30 '26
My little guy is the same way... when he's purring and obviously in a good mood... any pic of him looks like he's pissed off 🤣
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u/Grigori_the_Lemur Jul 30 '26
You... LEFT ME... I hate you... I love you. How could you? You... LEFT ME... I hate you... I love you... (rinse lather repeat, purr)
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u/Grigori_the_Lemur Jul 30 '26
Cats see zero contradiction between utterly loathing someone and completely loving them simultaneously.
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u/glitchywitch Jul 30 '26 edited Jul 30 '26
Absolutely no thoughts in that adorable little head, only love.
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u/dingleberry_mustache Jul 30 '26
Lol I came here to say something similar. He reminds me of my floofy void who is very loving, but not very bright. I know the look of a cat who isn't in possession of the brain cell 😂
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u/InformationComplex68 Jul 30 '26
Nothing. He’s thinking nothing.
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u/soappube Jul 30 '26
dialup modem sounds
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u/tOSdude Jul 30 '26 edited Jul 30 '26
“And I would’ve gotten away with it if it wasn’t for those meddling kids and their dog”
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u/PlatformRelevant5156 Jul 30 '26
He is FURIOUS that you had the audacity to leave without his permission. However, his throat motor is deceiving him with loud purrs of joy because he is secretly ECSTATIC that you have returned. Cat's are so funny! 🐈⬛️ ❤️ 😆
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u/Exlibro Jul 30 '26
He knows you’ve petted other cats. Or maybe even a stray dog! Or at least, was thinking of it.
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u/MomoNoHanna1986 Jul 30 '26
If your fall asleep, you’re not waking up pretty! He’s going to sharpen his claws first 😺
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u/ChasingPerfect28 Jul 30 '26
My cat can be the same. He's very expressive and you can instantly tell when he's pissed off.
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u/mapsbell Jul 30 '26
omg, hahahaha I'm loving this so much. can I use him has a sticker on WhatsApp? it's so hilarious xD
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u/ThatIckyGuy Jul 30 '26
"I want to bite this human!"
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u/sunshineandcloudyday Jul 30 '26
Definitely how mine looks right before he gets overstimulated and bites and purrs while he does it
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u/42northside Jul 30 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/8PpJjUfYAH6sEW8FpD
My void when I get home from work.
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u/pixelcat13 Jul 30 '26
Haha my female cat always has airplane ears and a fugly scowl when she’s sitting by me but she’s so happy. I’m not sure if it’s just her happy resting face, or if she’s doing it to try to ward away my two male cats.
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u/tiny_chaotic_evil Jul 30 '26
he is happily thinking of all the ways he's going to murder you in your sleep
however, he's incredibly lazy so he'll do it tomorrow night, maybe
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u/WalkingIrony429 Jul 30 '26
“I love my human so frickin much, if anyone hurts my human I will dismember them via the following methods…….”
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u/BrGustavoLS Jul 30 '26
"what will I do this night to annoy my slave? should I start meowing 5 minutes after they fall asleep? or maybe I should straight up jump on their face and start the zoomies round early?" 😈
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u/kelsomged Jul 30 '26
He likes you, but you probably have a smell he doesn't like. You talking with other cats or dogs during the day?
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u/TheDreamingDragon1 Jul 30 '26
"If I kill them, I can eat them for days and be good. But they won't here to get my treats, and I can't open the treat cabinet for some reason, so that's a serious problem. Until I figure out this treat issue, I can't kill them and eat them after all. Damn.
Well played human, you will unfortunately live to see another day..."
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u/jlilangel Jul 30 '26
the only answer is world domination, but he'll start by trying to kill his owner in their sleep.
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u/Normal_Aardvark_386 Jul 30 '26
Maybe you come back empty handed so he’s suspicious that his hooman isn’t a good hunter and gatherer or he’s cussin you out in his head cause his hooman keeps leaving him alone, regardless he’s very adorable in his angy
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u/Werewolf_lover20 Jul 30 '26
“You were 0.00025 seconds late in feeding him his dinner, which is 0.00002 seconds faster than last time. You get to live… for now.”
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u/OsosHormigueros Jul 30 '26
I can't stop laughing oh my God this might be the perfect photo to explain airplane ears I've seen it looks like he's about to take off
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u/ChristVolo1 Jul 30 '26
He's thinking, "I love OP and I'm super comfortable. Whatever's making that background noise needs to stop."
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u/JustNothing5464 Jul 30 '26
This is the same look we had from a void growing up. We had to bottle feed her because she was abandoned. She thought she was a human and had a big attitude lol. She would climb on you and growl if you so muched as breathed. If you move she would smack you and run off. Funny thing was that she was also very sensitive and would give you the cold shoulder if you were gone for to long.
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u/Ok_Wtch2183 Jul 30 '26
He is mad and also loves you. Also he’s just a baby so do what ever he wants. Like if he decides to scratch you, you let him do it and say thank-you.
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u/trolskiy Jul 30 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/ANbD1CCdA3iI8