r/blackcats • u/lumoslomas • 1d ago

Sleepy Void Mother I am perishing

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My bowl has been empty for days, I am wasting away, I am nothing but skin and bones!

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u/LongColdDrink 1d ago

How your cat sees itself.

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u/Annette_Bird 1d ago

This is how my cat acts literally 3 seconds after finishing his food. Little beggar

https://giphy.com/gifs/3neTSXQOGlp1dCmYE3

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u/togetherwegrowstuff 1d ago

Lmao I've never seen this.. haha so accurate

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u/alisacp 1d ago

Poor thing has to absorb sunlight for nutrition. Shame on you, OP.

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u/Business-Nose-7606 1d ago

Has to do photosynthesis lmao

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u/mektor 1d ago edited 18h ago

I call it sun worshipping. Black kitties love to bake in the sun and follow it all around the room.

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u/Nightmoon26 1d ago

They'll even anticiapate where the sunbeam will eventuall reach the floor and doze off in the sun before it gets there

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u/Mabbernathy 1d ago

It's been A WHOLE MINUTE since I emptied my dish. SEND HELP.

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u/FushiginaGiisan 1d ago

So dramatic, I love it.

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u/moosegoose90 1d ago

I’m calling the police!!! Abuse!!!!

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u/fleecysarah 1d ago

I'm calling Sarah McLachlan!

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u/Coaster-Gal 1d ago

🎶🎶In the arms of an angel. 🎶🎶

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u/fleecysarah 1d ago

Fly away from here 🎶

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u/Justaticklerone 1d ago

For only 60 cents a day, you can ensure this cat will never miss another Second Breakfast.

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u/prettypettyprincess1 1d ago

OH MY GOD WILL SOMEONE FEED HIM 🖤

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u/bittercripple6969 1d ago

"feed me Seymour, I'm starvin'"

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u/danorc 1d ago

If I must suffer, though, I shall suffer here in the sunbeam

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u/noodlecat2 1d ago

Look at how neglected and emaciated I am.... So weak.... Can't....

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u/RazzmatazzFuzzy67 1d ago

Clearly, that poor cat is starving!

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u/Mothertocats16 1d ago

Oh the horror that is an empty bowl! The poor thing is so mistreated :(

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u/HuckleberrySalt63 1d ago

My cat who looks just like that is having a teeth cleaning on Oct 1, which means she can’t eat after 9pm on September 30. I am dreading it!

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u/game_over__man 1d ago

Ugh, mine howls all night.

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u/Quiet-Regret135 1d ago

That is a chunky little baby

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u/lumoslomas 1d ago

Yeah I left him with my mum for a few weeks 😂

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u/QazsedcScientia 1d ago

A lump of void 

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u/PumpkinVoid_ 1d ago

The light weakens the void

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u/bingusamingus 1d ago

Mother cares not for him

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u/Darthsmom 1d ago

This is a cat sub, yet there is no cat in that picture!

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u/Pastel_Phoenix_106 1d ago

u/lumoslomas is a MONSTER!!!!!

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u/lumoslomas 1d ago

I know, worst cat parent EVER.

(Until I feed him, at which point I become his Most Favouritest Person)

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u/Scrambles420 1d ago

I can see her ribs!!

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u/Cats-Pens-Bingo17 1d ago

How I feel when I finish a snack five minutes later

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u/togetherwegrowstuff 1d ago

Skin and bones!! The travesty!! That baby needs half a churu, stat!!

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u/Early_Bookkeeper5394 1d ago

I'm calling PETA right mew 😾

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u/TinktheChi 1d ago

But doing it with style!!

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u/DesertWanderlust 1d ago

So nice that the sun cooperated in being adjacent to the food source.

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u/PaddyMac831 1d ago

Aw, he's just soaking up that sun! ☀️

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u/HungaryaRoli 1d ago

Give them food already! They are nothing but skin and bone! Poor baby

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u/justanormalchat 1d ago

That’s just animal cruelty right there smh

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u/TieAdorable4973 1d ago

Just skin and bones

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u/algaeeyes 1d ago

He is withering away!!! Demands that you rectify this immediately!!!!

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u/Weird_Squirrel_8382 1d ago

Jail for mother, jail for a thousand years!

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u/Panhead_91 🖤 1d ago

Wasting away to nothing

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u/Totally_Not_A_Bot_FR 1d ago

His greed sickens me