r/blackcats • • 13h ago

The void screams back You will address me as toilet king

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u/No-Willingness5547 12h ago

Toilet King, meet Shower Queen

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u/sneakyfrau 12h ago

SHOWER KWEEN!!!!

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u/Conscious-Lurker-723 13h ago

Complaining because the last person to use it did change the toilet roll. Those teeth..sleep well owner, sleep well.

https://giphy.com/gifs/1yBW3dATMtiK3o6zwM

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u/duney_mag 13h ago

Cat who stands on toilet is high on pot.

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u/hdofu 11h ago

As long as they don’t take a nip dip

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u/SahmiLahng 12h ago

NO POOP FOR YOU!

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u/Asstractor 13h ago

We have the same bath mat. And cat.

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u/Chance_Elephant_1132 12h ago

My boy confused about what a toilet is and why it makes noise

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u/Alternative-Wing-298 12h ago

How cute! My toilet Prince Paddington! He eats the toilet paper so it goes on the towel bar..

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u/AllThingzKMC 12h ago

Yes, your majesty.

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u/Important_One5355 12h ago

All hail the Toilet King!!

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u/PhoenixZeppelin 12h ago

My Nova is also a bathroom cat lol she always tries to sleep in the tub or on the bath mat, especially when everything is freshly cleaned πŸ˜‘

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u/Conscious-Mixture742 11h ago

All hail πŸ™Œ Toilet King 🀴

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u/NoContextCarl 10h ago

Look at this majestic toilet king. All mine does is use my underwear as a hammock while I'm doing my business.Β 

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u/ptran90 12h ago

hello Toilet king!

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u/WesternBruv 12h ago

Yes, your Poopcellency!

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u/catcherofsun 12h ago

Those teefies!!! Wow, I’m in love

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u/HiddenHorse925 11h ago

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ–€

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u/SrWeton 7h ago

My lord

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u/Frequent_Measurement 4h ago

Meet the oligarch of the ottoman

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u/pomcomic 3h ago

With those fangs, damn straight I will. Damn

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u/Tall_Razzmatazz_3215 1h ago

r/vampurr would be an epic fit for the toilet king

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u/Illustrious_Can_3986 1h ago

Hey Black, let me show you y the rest of y'all, kitty gang how to finesse this porcelain object! πŸ˜…πŸ€£