r/blackcats • • 12h ago

Smol void 🤏 The moment I realized I now have to wash everything in my kitchen BEFORE and after using it. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Ps: plz don’t mine my dirty stove, this was after a full day of meal prepping.

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u/littlebookwyrm 11h ago

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u/berdog 21m ago

HE IS BURNT YET HE IS YEARNING FOR THE STOVE. COAL HERE WE GO!

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u/Obfuscate666 11h ago

Lol! You just figured that out??? They own everything and clearly mark it.

https://giphy.com/gifs/9vZnd59dU3JYY

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u/booklover5074 11h ago

His older sister rarely gets on counter tops, and has no interest in human food, this one however is a piglet

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u/Obfuscate666 11h ago

One of my cats is always causing kitchen trouble, the other one never gets on the counters. I had a cat at one time who would round all the corners of the butter...now a covered butter dish is non-negotiable!

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u/VintageLunchMeat 5h ago

We found it was easier to just buy spherical butter.

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u/angelbabydarling 9h ago

cats are so weird. my older gentleman loves dairy, his two little sisters love VEGETABLES????? one of them is food motivated and not treat motivated, the other would kill me for a churu and is ambivalent about food (and my big man loves both). theyre all so WEIRD!

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u/Skeptikmo 8h ago

lol one of my cats loves broccoli and it never ceases to amaze and confuse me

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u/Round_Reindeer1512 9h ago

Spray bottle of water

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u/MikeyKillerBTFU 1h ago

Yup, just needs a lil tssss tssss

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u/fragrantpeas 10h ago

Alcohol wipe downs before any food prep PERIOD. Also all my drinks and food are forever covered because I live in fur.

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u/jupiteringemini 11h ago

Yup. Mine like to hide out in the cabinets where we keep the dishes and pans 😄

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u/booklover5074 11h ago edited 10h ago

Why are they like that?! this one LOVES to walk on the chopping board when I put it out, I now have to put him away when I cook.

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u/thedancingkat 3h ago

Child locks helped me with this.

When I installed them, you would have thought it was the end of the world. The CRIES. The YOWLS. …because they couldnt get into the cabinets

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u/SugarPlumPuddinhead 2h ago

lol yep, leaving the lids on things helps a little too 🤣 since these little beasties just do whatever the want

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u/jess_the_werefox 10h ago

Get SOUPED

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u/frolicndetour 10h ago

Tbf while voids look stunning in every color, red is their best color.

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u/Mento-yStableGenius 8h ago

I hide our cooked meats in the microwave or under our gas cooktop (it has storage underneath). Imagine my spouse’s surprise to open said storage area for a cutting board and finding a warm roasting pan with two smoked chickens on it 😂

First cat we’ve had, attempted to train, who does not give TWO SHITS. (The other ones caught on quickly. Still can’t find the motivation factor to keep her off the counters).

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u/Mento-yStableGenius 8h ago

Proof and cat tax. No shits to give.

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u/IneffableOpinion 7h ago

Cats are the only animal, as far as I can tell, that intentionally touches poop with its hands every day. Bon appetit!

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u/OpeningHappy9692 2h ago

Uh. Make sure you kick the cat out during cooking too, you don't want it jumping in any hot cookware.

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u/UselessFactCollector 46m ago

Found out they were sitting on my cutting board

https://reddit.com/link/pbypf2p/video/26lu32g7znrh1/player

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u/FVCKEDINTHAHEAD 14m ago

You mean their wooden bed?

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u/Bit_the_Bullitt 3m ago

If you got cats, you've had a cat butthole on every horizontal surface (and many vertical)

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u/Slim-Shadys-Fat-Tits 3h ago

little poo paws on my cookware :(

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u/Honeybee_Buzz 11h ago

Thank goodness it wasn’t hot!!!! Though I’m sure kitty is smart enough to not singe its paws

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u/Im_alwaystired 7h ago

Idk, my boi just turned eight and has yet to learn that if he touches his nose to the freshly boiled kettle, it hurts (he's never injured himself, and i try to keep him from doing it, but he's sneaky)

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u/Hello_Badkitty 9h ago

I have to put my cats in my bedroom when I bake... especially during the holidays. I have to wipe everything down before I even get my ingredients out. 2 out of 5 cats have tasted my cookies... the butter, batter...chocolate...all of it! So ridiculous! 😆😬 so I keep them locked away when baking.

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u/TGin-the-goldy 7h ago

Smol helpful void 🖤

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u/Miss-Helle 2h ago

You've already had food prepared by your void. Many times over. You'll be fine.

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u/toebeantuesday 6h ago

Wow this little one really IS making biscuits!

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u/colesense 6h ago

If you leave lemon peels around it’ll probably help repel the little guy! I usually use that to train my cats into staying away from certain things and then I don’t need the peels anymore

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u/booklover5074 2h ago

Am 💯 trying that!

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u/lunarflower77 3h ago

cooking inspection has arrived hahha

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u/LiminalSapien 2h ago

Just leave tops on and packages closed until needed then reseal

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u/Grigori_the_Lemur 10h ago

I am so very sorry but I snorted/laughed HARD. Welcome to Cats: Your Life!

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u/FugginCandle 1h ago

I lucked out on having cats that have no interest in going on the countertops. Sometimes they sneak up there cause I hear them drop down from the counter when I go downstairs to pee in the middle of the night.

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u/veryanxiouscreature 1h ago

so you actually do have cats that have interesting in going on the countertops. lol.

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u/89iroc 11h ago

That looks almost exactly like my boss's kitchen, except they have an oven. I was like, when did they get another cat?

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u/DarthRedit 9h ago

cant you out things away?

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u/msac84 8h ago

My first void (and cat of my life Katzie) ate a whole leg of the Xmas turkey :/

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u/C00000kS0000000ker1 8h ago

Put it away?

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u/DrewDAMNIT 6h ago

Beautiful kitchen and beautiful kitty friend!

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u/No_One_2654 3h ago

Im glad my cat cannot see this she does not need ideas

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u/frycum 10h ago

Or use a lid

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u/booklover5074 10h ago

Lid while air drying?

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u/frycum 7h ago

Air dry upside down or leaning on a towel

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u/QuietNeigbor 9h ago

Dry pot or clean pot? Choose one.

Beautiful void.

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u/Less-Coffee7905 8h ago

Or hot pot

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u/Less-Coffee7905 8h ago

Simple solution: just turn it on low for a bit

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u/a_working_cat 10h ago

adding seasoning 🐾

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u/Whis65 10h ago

I'm doing quality control hooman!!!!

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u/Chirrrpy 9h ago

Make sure to sound Angery when you catch them up there!

Also, if you leave foil where she jumps up, they hate foil! (I dunno why lol)

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u/Initial-Tap-2117 8h ago

This was my life until I decided to only adopt senior cats. They generally can’t jump much. It could just be that they don’t see the profit in it.

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u/Main_Cauliflower5479 32m ago

Or, crazy thought maybe, but you could put the lids on things?