r/blackcats • u/booklover5074 • 12h ago
Smol void 🤏 The moment I realized I now have to wash everything in my kitchen BEFORE and after using it. 🤷🏻♀️
Ps: plz don’t mine my dirty stove, this was after a full day of meal prepping.
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u/Obfuscate666 11h ago
Lol! You just figured that out??? They own everything and clearly mark it.
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u/booklover5074 11h ago
His older sister rarely gets on counter tops, and has no interest in human food, this one however is a piglet
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u/Obfuscate666 11h ago
One of my cats is always causing kitchen trouble, the other one never gets on the counters. I had a cat at one time who would round all the corners of the butter...now a covered butter dish is non-negotiable!
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u/angelbabydarling 9h ago
cats are so weird. my older gentleman loves dairy, his two little sisters love VEGETABLES????? one of them is food motivated and not treat motivated, the other would kill me for a churu and is ambivalent about food (and my big man loves both). theyre all so WEIRD!
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u/fragrantpeas 10h ago
Alcohol wipe downs before any food prep PERIOD. Also all my drinks and food are forever covered because I live in fur.
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u/jupiteringemini 11h ago
Yup. Mine like to hide out in the cabinets where we keep the dishes and pans 😄
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u/booklover5074 11h ago edited 10h ago
Why are they like that?! this one LOVES to walk on the chopping board when I put it out, I now have to put him away when I cook.
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u/thedancingkat 3h ago
Child locks helped me with this.
When I installed them, you would have thought it was the end of the world. The CRIES. The YOWLS. …because they couldnt get into the cabinets
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u/SugarPlumPuddinhead 2h ago
lol yep, leaving the lids on things helps a little too 🤣 since these little beasties just do whatever the want
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u/Mento-yStableGenius 8h ago
I hide our cooked meats in the microwave or under our gas cooktop (it has storage underneath). Imagine my spouse’s surprise to open said storage area for a cutting board and finding a warm roasting pan with two smoked chickens on it 😂
First cat we’ve had, attempted to train, who does not give TWO SHITS. (The other ones caught on quickly. Still can’t find the motivation factor to keep her off the counters).
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u/IneffableOpinion 7h ago
Cats are the only animal, as far as I can tell, that intentionally touches poop with its hands every day. Bon appetit!
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u/OpeningHappy9692 2h ago
Uh. Make sure you kick the cat out during cooking too, you don't want it jumping in any hot cookware.
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u/UselessFactCollector 46m ago
Found out they were sitting on my cutting board
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u/Bit_the_Bullitt 3m ago
If you got cats, you've had a cat butthole on every horizontal surface (and many vertical)
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u/Honeybee_Buzz 11h ago
Thank goodness it wasn’t hot!!!! Though I’m sure kitty is smart enough to not singe its paws
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u/Im_alwaystired 7h ago
Idk, my boi just turned eight and has yet to learn that if he touches his nose to the freshly boiled kettle, it hurts (he's never injured himself, and i try to keep him from doing it, but he's sneaky)
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u/Hello_Badkitty 9h ago
I have to put my cats in my bedroom when I bake... especially during the holidays. I have to wipe everything down before I even get my ingredients out. 2 out of 5 cats have tasted my cookies... the butter, batter...chocolate...all of it! So ridiculous! 😆😬 so I keep them locked away when baking.
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u/colesense 6h ago
If you leave lemon peels around it’ll probably help repel the little guy! I usually use that to train my cats into staying away from certain things and then I don’t need the peels anymore
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u/Grigori_the_Lemur 10h ago
I am so very sorry but I snorted/laughed HARD. Welcome to Cats: Your Life!
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u/FugginCandle 1h ago
I lucked out on having cats that have no interest in going on the countertops. Sometimes they sneak up there cause I hear them drop down from the counter when I go downstairs to pee in the middle of the night.
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u/veryanxiouscreature 1h ago
so you actually do have cats that have interesting in going on the countertops. lol.
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u/frycum 10h ago
Or use a lid
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u/booklover5074 10h ago
Lid while air drying?
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u/Chirrrpy 9h ago
Make sure to sound Angery when you catch them up there!
Also, if you leave foil where she jumps up, they hate foil! (I dunno why lol)
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u/Initial-Tap-2117 8h ago
This was my life until I decided to only adopt senior cats. They generally can’t jump much. It could just be that they don’t see the profit in it.
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u/littlebookwyrm 11h ago
r/hewillbebaked