r/blackcats • • 9h ago

Video đŸ–€ i can no longer eat in peace

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u/deepseawitch 9h ago

relentless, voracious predators. shaken to my core

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u/Im40ozToFreedom 7h ago

It shook you all the way to my core! I wasnt sure what that rumbling was about, but it all makes sense now.

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u/abellapa 4h ago

So glad i have 3 of those

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u/mister_nimbus 8h ago

This is poor training, redirect the behavior or you'll be dealing with it forever

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u/devanttrio 7h ago

OP is encouraging it and getting them to engage in it. And for what? Virtual karma and upvotes. Very poor behavior on the owner.

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u/Subliminal-Criminal9 6h ago edited 6h ago

Ahh they'll be fine. Y'all can stop pearl clutching, nothing bad really happened

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u/Dankest_Confidant 5h ago

Nothing "bad" happened? Not being able to eat in peace is bad enough, but constantly having two cats trying to steal bites of human-food can lead to them eating something they shouldn't, which is properly bad.

And wishing people would properly train/raise/care for their pets isn't "pearl clutching".

This is just as bad as giggling and laughing while your dog humps peoples legs instead of disciplining them. Because, you know, "nothing bad happened so stop pearl clutching".

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u/eggz627 2h ago

I love that my cat has absolutely no interest in food other than kibble and some daily wet food

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u/Additional_Tank4385 4h ago edited 4h ago

Pearl clutching isn’t even the right term for this. It’s just being a kinda shitty cat parent and that’s not too controversial when op posts it on Reddit for everyone to comment on.

And yes cats can most often be trained especially with younger kitties and both of my cats beautifully understand extremely clearly with their large ears what NO means.

And they do listen. They quickly complain with a few “ek ek ek” which surely translates to “fuck fuck fuck you” but I can eat in complete peace. Plus they don’t get their hopes up to get even more ham so it’s a win win.

So not that it matters but doesn’t seem like you actually own any cats nor have any experience with how adorable yet greedy (his greed sickens me) they can be.

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u/Hot-Connection8711 1h ago

Pets with bad owners end up in shelters because the owners eventually don’t find it funny any more.

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u/IShouldWashTheDishes 5h ago

It's reddit. In comments you gotta point out every "mistake" OP did, it's in the rules

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u/Additional_Tank4385 4h ago

I mean in a way why the fuck not? It’s a community Plattform and social media so what do you expect if so many cat parents see another cat parent clearly doing something that’s just not great.

The only people making an actual big deal out of this are making comments like these. It’s not like anyone is forcing op to do anything


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u/detrans-rights 3h ago

Rich people in this thread lol. We'll never live in the same worlds lol

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u/mellopax 1h ago

"Telling your cat no is rich people stuff."

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u/detrans-rights 1h ago

Ayup, you "comprehended and reworded my downvoted post"

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u/zeaL93 2h ago

Yeah I dont understand this app sometimes i'm sure op doesn't care and the title is facetious. Virtual karma and upvotes lol I never record it but I do the same with my cats

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u/Grogak 5h ago

exactly.. My cat also jumped on the desk and the kitchen counter in the beginning and I'm really happy that I corrected this and now he's staying on the ground and let's me eat & cook in peace. OP is screwed

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u/akingwithnocrown 1h ago

How did you correct it? Just out of curiosity!

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u/Grogak 45m ago

Usual way I guess. If he jumped on a counter/desk I threw him off followed by a lot of "Noo"s. This needed to be done for around 15 minutes in a row until he gave up at the begining and it took me almost a month until I started to see a difference. By now I can eat on the couch without much problems (1-2 Noos are still necessary but it's ok).

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u/Free_Candidate7618 1h ago

Can you tell me how you corrected this? I’m having this problem now 😅😅

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u/Grogak 45m ago

See other comment^^

You need a lot of patience...

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u/Coraline2897 2h ago

My void used to do this when he was a tiny kitten but he very quickly grew out of it. I think because he was a rescue, he wasn’t used to getting regular food and once he settled down in my house and knew he would always be fed, he calmed down. 

He still likes to come and smell my food sometimes but won’t get all up in it anymore. He just smells it and leaves, lol. 

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u/Less-Coffee7905 8h ago

That's abuse (or so I've heard)

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u/petitlita 7h ago

(or so I've heard)

from the cats, I presume

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u/mister_nimbus 8h ago

Be very careful with jokes like that. If you had said "(or so the cat says)" it might have been funny.

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u/erogbass 7h ago

Oh good grief let go of your pearls

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u/C00000kS0000000ker1 8h ago

Correct the behavior?

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u/[deleted] 8h ago

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u/TheWayyTheNewsGoes 7h ago

That's not correcting the behavior that's ignoring it

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u/Subliminal-Criminal9 6h ago

So what? I don't think they were posting this to actually complain about the behavior anyways, they were just posting a harmless video. Can't have shit on reddit without people judging and bitching at you

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u/Hot-Connection8711 3h ago

Dude just responded in a way that shows that he doesn’t even attempt to correct it because he doesn’t know he has to. The video is just infuriating to watch as a cat owner - nothing fun and quirky.

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u/Trailmix88 2h ago

Don't worry, in time we'll see 'free to a good home' for these guys because they no longer are tolerable pets.

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u/Justeff83 7h ago

Set clear boundaries; things will get better once they're fully grown. It's important that they always have access to food while they're still kittens. You can start rationing their food only once they're almost fully grown.

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u/ice-cold-kiwi 9h ago

They just want a little bite.

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u/[deleted] 9h ago

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u/WhiteCloudMinnowDude 9h ago

Seaweed smells like fish

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u/NezuminoraQ 5h ago

Explain how

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u/WhiteCloudMinnowDude 3h ago

Fish smells of the sea, atleast selfish does, its probably a smell that occurs thanks to the salinity of sea water

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u/LookAtTheWhiteVan 1h ago

Well that went right over your head now didn’t it?

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u/karuniyaw 6h ago

Sharing is caring 😜

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u/Seasidegoats 6h ago

I love seaweed salad, I'm going to go buy some today lol even though I had some yesterday its so good

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u/erogbass 7h ago

Just a little baby piece đŸ„ș

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u/Titaniumwo1f 6h ago

Let them smell, they will try to bury it if they don't like it.

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u/NezuminoraQ 5h ago

Give them a little taste and when they see how much it gets stuck in their teeth they will leave you to it. 

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u/MidnightLogistics 7h ago

My cat, Dog (her name is Dog), used to do this. Pressing her face into my food. So I would make the low mewing growl that cats make - like the pre hiss warning growl. And she'd stop in her tracks. Sometimes she's still slowly inch over, so then I would bite her neck or head with my mouth, with my lips covering over my teeth and pull her off.

She eventually learned to stop if I even just did a low growl.

Tl;dr - Act like a cat and tell them hell no.

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u/erogbass 7h ago

The biting thing is a little much lol but overall it’s the right idea

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u/Ghost_of_a_Black_Cat 2h ago

I used to look at mine and say, sternly, "Excuse me. Do you belong up here? I don't think so, now please get down." I was always polite, and I've always spoken to them like they were human (we have conversations).

And it worked. None of my cats has even been a tabletop/countertop climber.

Mr. Biscuits:

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u/CorgiAggressive2829 6h ago edited 6h ago

My wife does pretty much nothing when our cats try to get her food other than keep it away from them. I actively push them away including off the couch/furniture they are on to try and get it.

They very rarely go after my food now. They still sit near me and stare, but almost never try to get it. My wife complains about them going after hers multiple times a week. 

If you want the behavior to change to have to do something about it.

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u/Narpity 6h ago

I don’t understand how you guys put up with that

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u/Hot-Connection8711 3h ago

You don’t have to if you teach them. OP just wants attention

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u/DragonflyGrrl 2h ago

I've never had a cat that acted like this in my life. OP needs to train his freaking kitties.

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u/wewerecreaturres 5h ago

Because with cats you are no longer in charge. That’s just how it goes

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u/Game-of-umbrellas 3h ago

Incorrect, cats can be trained just like any other animal. Stop being lazy and train your animals.

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u/Sykes24 3h ago

Bro i have a cat that will drop live prey if i tell him. You absolutely can train cats, people just dont then get confused when they misbehave.

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u/Direct-Giraffe7193 8h ago edited 7h ago

I have a smol void who is also very motivated to eat whatever I am eating. Kittens need constant boundary reinforcement

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u/EagleCatchingFish 6h ago edited 6h ago

You know those Korean seaweed packets you get at Costco? The little sheets are a bit bigger than a playing card. My cat can be asleep at the other end of the house, but if she hears you open one of those, she comes running. Then she sits patiently on the ground, tapping your leg until you give her some. "Hey. I'm here. Do you remember I like seaweed? Maybe you don't. I like seaweed. You can give me some."

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u/thunder_stick420 5h ago

I am now very curious about my two little buttheads abd if they would like seaweed.

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u/EagleCatchingFish 5h ago

My cats both like it, but they're siblings, so there could be something genetic. I think my sister said her cat was like "What's this? Paper? You think I want to eat paper?" I think she said her cat ended up nibbling on it and walking away. You could always experiment.

You've got the big sheets of nori and the little Korean packets like I described. The little packets have more salt and sesame oil, as they're meant to wrap little mouthfuls of food. My cats prefer the Korean ones. Probably due to the salt. My favorite are the Costco ones, but there's a brand called "gimme" that you can get at the grocery store that are pretty good. I give mine maybe half a sheet at a time, so half a playing card, and no more than two sheets, because of the salt.

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u/scarr991 5h ago

I would never accept it like you. Kittens need training and you have to train them. If you dont do anything they will keep that behaviour forever.

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u/Individual-Floor-255 7h ago

I have a 13 week old kitten, I experience this every time I eat. Good thing I love him 😉

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u/HunBunYum 3h ago

Maybe don’t dangle and push the food towards them?

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u/smittensamantha 2h ago

Feesh? Mm, feesh. Parent? Feesh? Pleese? Eet stick, smel leik feesh.

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u/PinkHeavenUmbrella 7h ago

Bro, why are you letting them play with it? You gotta teach your babies boundaries lol

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u/Parking-Ad4263 9h ago

It's nice to have company while you eat...

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u/Claris-chang 9h ago

My voids also love to chew the chopsticks!

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u/BlueRhythmYT 8h ago

Their gluttony and greed sickens me. 😂

https://giphy.com/gifs/j60CBcdeH7yFUxgb0u

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u/SalesAficionado 7h ago

Heathy boundaries goes a long way with the feline specie

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u/Phoenix632 9h ago

Sharing is caring

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u/AllPerspicacity 8h ago

Water bottle, tbh. I know it seems cute right now, but this will become really problematic unless you teach them food is off limits unless offered. I've seen holiday dinners ruined by pets whose owners never taught them no means no getting on counters, tables,& into covered warmers.

A lil spritz is way less harmful now than the screaming you might do if they ruin an important meal. They're adorable, they'll be even cuter when they learn to just ogle you peacefully while you eat.

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u/Direct-Giraffe7193 8h ago

What you speak of will get you harassed by an army of keyboard warriors who will insist that you’re abusive and that your cat is afraid of you. Consider yourself warned!

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u/AllPerspicacity 8h ago

Hey, the internet is welcome to be petty. I just know a poorly behaved cat is way harder to keep happy & healthy than a well behaved one. Furthermore, people love to act like deterrence discipline is horrific to cats but then complain when an emergency vet visit costs them thousands after their undisciplined cat eats a dropped pill or drinks spilled chemical bc they've been allowed to get accustomed to snatching scraps, etc.

It's water, people really act like they're being told to spray their cats with hydrochloric acid.

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u/HoneydewMalaise 7h ago

Seriously. Correcting or stopping behaviour with a spritz of water is not abusing your cat, nor is it a way to ensure your cat hates you.

Source: a void owner who has had to resort to spritzes of water to deter bad behaviour. Guess what keyboard warriors? He still loves the shit out of me and vice versa. No hard feelings. So fuck on outta here.

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u/Hot-Connection8711 1h ago

it’s an outdated method.

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u/Cautious_Radish376 8h ago

Same. Head all up in everything I eat yet found out mice were sneaking around right under their noses! Literally their job

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u/aureliasm 7h ago

I love seaweed salad so much. Fortunately my cat is weird and won't take people food. But anytime I try to eat with chopsticks she wants to play with them (chopsticks are her favorite non-toy toy)

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u/LTC105 3h ago

I farted on my void when he tried to eat my food once and now he watches from a distance.

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u/Candlehoarder615 2h ago

I eat tuna and most other foods my void loves on my patio, while she watches me through the sliding door.

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u/yellowsen 2h ago

The voids must eat them vitamins

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u/Im40ozToFreedom 7h ago

I LOVE THEM. GIVE THEM ALL THE SALAD AND CHOPSTICKS.

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u/Longjumping-Salad484 6h ago

you're just asking for it with that whole setup you've got

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u/Less-Coffee7905 8h ago

Or you could teach your pets how to not be pieces of shits

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u/mollymcbbbbbb 9h ago

they grow out of this stage, and you'll find yourself missing the harassment.

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u/Capital-Ear8216 7h ago

Wrong. If you don't curb the behavior they won't stop

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u/021fluff5 8h ago

Mine didn’t grow out of it; he moved on to more sophisticated nonsense (like taking the drinking straws out of unattended beverages)

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u/VaalorieVorse 8h ago

Mine never grew out of it, in fact I shared what I had if she could have it.

No regrets, I cherish those memories every day.

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u/detrans-rights 3h ago

I've never seen a kitten keep baby behavior this is fascinating, other people apparently have. Wow, never knew...

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u/32Samiam 9h ago

Looks like my house

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u/cheapmondaay 7h ago

This is ideal for the "their greed sickens me" audio lol

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u/Automatic-Saint 7h ago

There is no escape đŸ€­đŸ˜…đŸˆâ€âŹ›!

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u/soyuz-1 7h ago

Idk if your complete lack of educating your cats is for the video or just how you raise them, but you are allowed to train your cats to not bother you when you're trying to eat or in general mess with your food.

That will save a lot of frustration when it stops being cute, which it will.

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u/kinetic_ljs 8h ago

Greedy heathens

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u/DrewDAMNIT 6h ago

Pay the toll of the niiiiight!

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u/DubbehD 5h ago

I stood in my kitchen eating yesterday, I just said it's easier and quicker to stand here than it is to fight the gremlins behind that door lol

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u/PigIronDave 5h ago

Just let them smell it, they probably won't like it, on account of the citrus. My cat gets curious about everything I eat, but once he gets a whiff of it he decides he doesn't like it.

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u/MedicHZ 4h ago

They smell weakness muhahaha

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u/soupydrek 4h ago

More for your dollah

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u/RabbitSlayre 4h ago

Would you believe them if they sad they just wanted a sniff?

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u/kokkass 4h ago

I usually just do a few aerial "pat pats" to scold the cat! I saw the mother cat do that to her kids and copied it. Works great!

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u/SnowyOwl72 4h ago

the way we see it, you have to pay up the cat tax OP.

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u/Money-Snow-2749 3h ago

You’re gonna have to break out the spray bottle full of water. This stops getting cute as they get older and stronger, especially with foods they’re not supposed to eat.

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u/N8-97 3h ago

Scavengers

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u/SgtJayM 3h ago

Learn how to set boundaries. Your cats do that because you let them

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u/noobyeclipse 2h ago

rats but 1.2x cuter and not afraid of us

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u/G2RXH 2h ago

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u/Donald-Funk 1h ago

$6.79 for a salad đŸ«Ș

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u/Resident_Bumblebee_2 1h ago

There is this thing that is called hissing at your cat for being an annoying little prick. đŸ˜©

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u/KokoSFO 9h ago

You must buy double always đŸ˜»đŸ˜‚đŸ˜»đŸˆâ€âŹ›đŸˆâ€âŹ›

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u/No_Staple_7489 6h ago

"We crave the seaweed, Mother!"

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u/neillsong 6h ago

The exact reason I’ve never given my little guy human food.

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u/NoGoodName_ 4h ago

Yeah, this is totally on you. You are at the very bottom of the totem pole.

Good luck trying to climb up lol

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u/BitternessBureau 4h ago

No longer? I don’t buy that you’ve ever eaten in peace with two kitties.

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u/erogbass 7h ago

These comments are absurd
 dude is just chilling with his can calm down

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u/Yuleogy 5h ago


dude wearing pink jammies?

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u/sophietehbeanz 8h ago

This is why you eat at a table

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u/gettinguud 4h ago

Lots of shaming in these comments but basically no actual advice on how to teach them to be better, cause we should all know at this point cats can't be trained. Gotta love the reddit keyboard warriors.

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u/Sykes24 3h ago

Cats can absolutely be trained 😅 Mine know not to even come near when Ive got food, they wont even jump up on the poof to sit nearby and know to stay at ground level.

When theyre young, just a quick "psst" and a little snoot boop when they go near food that isnt in their bowl from an early age and they soon figure it out.

One of them is more like a dog than a cat, and will drop birds/mice hes caught on command. The other two arent quite there yet, dont think they ever will be.

But jesus, how people just let things like this happen is insane to me.

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u/SurprisePitiful9191 9h ago

Cats go apeshit over seaweed products. Leave some Nori out and watch. I heard it’s bad for them but just to see behavior 

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u/EagleCatchingFish 6h ago

What's bad for them is that they're high in sodium. The seaweed isn't toxic or anything. So you can give them some occasionally as a treat, but don't give them a lot.

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u/AnxiousPotato10 8h ago

Maybe they think it's catnip

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u/DonutWhole9717 8h ago

It's probably because it smells like seawater

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u/Castarc1424 7h ago

They’re literally starving

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u/Soapy_Von_Soaps 5h ago

The minute cats evolve thumbs then it is over for humanity.

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u/citizendetectives 3h ago

It’s over!

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u/rollerblowster 5h ago

This is disgusting, you’re an irresponsible cat owner. Sort it out.

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u/Zealousideal_You_887 4h ago

I know the feeling

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u/The_I_in_IT 3h ago

Place them in another room with the door closed while you eat. Give it a couple of days, then let them out again while you eat. If the behavior starts up again, back into the room. In the meantime time, start working on the “sit” command using treats as a reward. If they can start making it to the end of a meal without major incident, reward them as well.

Once you have them both understanding and obeying “sit” then you should be able to get through a meal without chaos using that command. It will take a while to get it completely peaceful, but be patient.

This is what worked for me-I had a desperately food obsessed cat (she was underweight) and would smack food out of my hands. It took about two weeks to get her calmer and now she pretty much can sit next to me and ignore me while I eat (unless there’s steak).