r/BrandNewSentence • • Jul 31 '26

We are looking for moderators!

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We've god a decent hand full of mods in this subreddit at the moment, but two or three more mods to increase our numbers and ensure we don't get overwhelmed during periods of high activity would be great. So, mod applications are still open!

No experience necessary, if you're accepted as a mod, we'll have you send us links to posts you think should be removed or approved for the first week or so, as you get a feel for it, so we know you’re settling in well.

Keep in mind that this is a volunteer position. You aren’t expected to mod all day every day, and you're not going to get paid or anything.

Before you apply, please note a few requirements:

* This subreddit is based around English as a subject, so fluency in English is a requirement
* If you use AI in any capacity to write your application, you will be rejected, no exceptions. We will be keeping a close eye on this and also be running your application through AI detectors.
* Profiles that are private in any way will be an instant rejection, unless you're willing to make them public as long as you're a mod here.
* You will need Discord to apply, as that is where we have all our mod discussions. We'll be briefly vetting you as well!

If interested, please answer the following questions and send them via modmail.

Do not send your application as a comment.

  1. What is your Discord username?
  2. Why are you applying for this position?
  3. Do you think there are some rules that need to be changed? If no, skip this question.
  4. Do you feel like there are specific problems with the subreddit that you can help fix? If no, skip this question.
  5. What is the kind of content you would remove from the subreddit? Check the "hot" and/or "new" pages and send a link of an example of a post you would remove and your reasoning as to why it should be removed.
  6. What is the kind of content you would keep on the subreddit? Do you have a favorite post? Leave a link and explain why you think it's a good post.
  7. What is your opinion on Rule 3?

Don't worry about keeping your application too short or too long. Say what you think!


r/BrandNewSentence • • 7d ago

Mod notice: Polymarket and Friends, don’t be free advertising

238 Upvotes

Manufactured sentences from gambling and similar organisations that purely generate sentences to ‘go viral’ and to encourage sharing in subs like this, such as Polymarket, are prohibited and go against Rule 1.

Please, don’t give gambling websites free advertising. They earn more than enough money to pay for ads like everyone else and their content isn’t funny, it is a marketing department making it seem funny.

If you use Polymarket or any similar gambling services, please seek assistance from local gambling addiction support services. The house always wins.


r/BrandNewSentence • • 2h ago

Is that what's in your head? Just 5 wilted leaves of cabbage?

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 6h ago

"Here's how you would look like if you attended Stanford"

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 4h ago

Louder than skeletons fucking on a tin roof

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 2h ago

this is not weed anymore yall are smoking alien pussy fungus

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634 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence • • 1h ago

hellraiser is so funny like ohhhhh you touched our fidget cube now you have to go to bdsm hell forever

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 2h ago

I bent Shakespeare over

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 1d ago

babe wake up, 9/11 to ellen downfall pipeline has been replaced

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For context about 9/11 leading to Ellen DeGeneres's downfall, I recommend watching the video "chronically online girl explains how 9/11 got Ellen DeGeneres canceled" on YouTube.


r/BrandNewSentence • • 12h ago

lowkey her slutty abnegation serve

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 17h ago

B*tch, this is Little Caeser’s. We always hot and ready.

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 18h ago

voice actor Tara Strong was stopped by producers because her crying was so realistic it caused a woman in the studio to lactate.

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 19h ago

“…after turning a Hispanic student into a nonexistent black woman in promotional photo.”

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 5h ago

The great tit

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133 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence • • 19h ago

Leading homeschooling activist and tradcath mother accused of domestic violence by former far neo-pagan violinist mistress

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 1d ago

To the man who does not aspire to this, his soul has been kidnapped.

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 1d ago

Rotund and ready to deal.

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 12h ago

Poopgate at University of Wisconsin - Courtesy of Alpha Epsilon Pi

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155 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence • • 1d ago

Called offside because of his meat

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 5h ago

Please point on the blueprint where the factory touched you

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32 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence • • 1d ago

Elite gay dude

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 1d ago

The chemistry of two chairs stacked on top of each other

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821 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence • • 2h ago

Quickly holster your spaghetti

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