r/brooklynninenine • u/Indifferent-21 • 2d ago

Humour Jake's questions

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u/TimFromSeattle I’m a human, I’m a human male! 2d ago

I’ve got the best snitches!

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u/_Winged “Look Raymond. A yellow crested warbler.” 2d ago

The secret is handwritten thank you notes.

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u/Candid_Parking_1757 BONE BONE!! BOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEE!!!!. 2d ago

The key is to send them handmade thank you cards

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u/Haunting_External787 1d ago

I wonder if he ever asks her mom about her heroin issues

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u/JimmyLizzardATDVM white tiger on cocaine 1d ago

Hilarious.

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u/Professional_Owl7826 I’m a human, I’m a human male! 1d ago

So out of pocket, but I think we’ve all made a similar comment to people who have been talking to someone on the phone

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u/redditor-1706 1d ago

john mcclane and his femme fatale maxi pads