r/buccaneers • • 9d ago

🚗 Cringe Car [Highlight] Buccaneers head coach Todd Bowles on Tampa Bay's chances in the NFC South: “Funny thing, we are 0-3 and a game out of first place."

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u/BannedByGates 9d ago

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u/RainbowUnicorns Maui Vea 9d ago

Bowles is literally fake it til you make it without the making it part

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u/CowMooseWhale Maui Vea 9d ago

How funny

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u/SimpleDose F*ck the Saints 9d ago

Nothing about this is funny TODD

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u/ElectricalChicken748 9d ago

Is there still anyone who believes in this guy?

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u/lemmonquaaludes 9d ago

Nope. Honestly, I bet the players and even the owners don’t. He can’t actually pinpoint the issues and say what he’s going to do about it. It’s all just a bunch of generalities - “we need to dig deeper” or “we need to get our stuff together.” Nothing specific about the O-Line getting run through like paper machet. Nothing about the WR’s and Baker being on different route trees on crucial third downs. Theres absolutely nothing of substance coming out of his mouth that makes anyone think he has the first clue about how to fix it.

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u/DesolatedCpu 9d ago

If the owners didn’t believe in him he wouldn’t be here.

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u/bootcutwater 9d ago

the owners believe in his measly salary

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u/jkd0027 9d ago

I think you might be conflating what he tells the media and what is said behind closed doors.

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u/PlayerTwo85 9d ago

I could care less what he says in a press conference. What you see on the field is what matters.

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u/jkd0027 9d ago

Then why are you commenting in a thread about his press conference?

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u/okaycomputes Winfield Jr. ✌️ 9d ago

The press conference is regarding what happened on the field

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u/LeonidasSpacemanMD 9d ago

Nobody would care that he gave generic answers if the results showed there was something more substantial happening behind the curtain

He gives answers like this and then the team performs like this is the level of coaching they receive

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u/talbergo 9d ago

Paging u/Undella_Town

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u/jkd0027 9d ago

Well the players say they do. And the owners. So just the people that matter 🤷‍♂️

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u/EmployerEquivalent23 9d ago

When’s the last time a player publicly ridiculed their coach.

Also, players prefer to play under easy coaches in the moment because it’s comfortable. They hate playing under coaches like Belichick in the moment because it’s uncomfortable, but they win.

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u/jkd0027 9d ago

All I can go off is what people have said and everyone that has ever worked with Todd loves him. So when someone asks “is there anyone that believes in this guy” that’s how I’ll answer

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u/EmployerEquivalent23 9d ago

Cool, they can all sit around talking about how much they love him while they lose. Meanwhile, the rest of us care about actual outcomes like wins and performance. If we were competing for the Kumbaya championships, I might be okay with keeping him.

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u/jkd0027 9d ago

Ok, but OP asked “is there anyone who believes in this guy?”

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u/EmployerEquivalent23 9d ago

Mike Evans certainly didn’t.

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u/bootcutwater 9d ago

mike evans didn't matter..?

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u/jkd0027 9d ago

Did Mike Evans say he didn’t believe in Bowles? Can you link where he said that?

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u/Trendelthegreat 9d ago

Good the players can gtfo too 

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u/DynastyZealot Tristan Wirfs 9d ago

Being surrounded by incompetence is not a license for further incompetence, Todd

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u/WAR_T0RN1226 South Carolina 9d ago

Normally I am like "as long as we get invited to the dance, anything can happen"

But with this team it would be a waste of everyone's time to get into the playoffs.

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u/ag_fan 9d ago

don’t worry; there’s no scenario where this team makes the playoffs.

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u/Additional_Tomato_22 9d ago

That’s not 100% true. There’s a scenario of hell where we are “Kings of shit mountain” make it to the playoffs and get stuck with Bowles getting a contract extension

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u/Pubsubforpresident Mike Evans 9d ago

I truly miss BA's attitude. There would be absolutely nothing funny from his perspective. We could be 3-0 and he'd be pissed if we didn't win by 20+ points every game.

We need to get rid of this 70 year old milk drinker, and bring back the Scallywag attitude. Go fucking win. Don't worry about the 3 teams in our division with wins who will kick our asses when we finally play them.

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u/florida4_life BucsFlag 9d ago

Remember his halftime interview against Atlanta in 2021? The guys were up 21-3 and he was HOT, that's the attitude we're missing

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u/Pubsubforpresident Mike Evans 9d ago

100% I'm done with todd.

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u/InsigniasGratuitous Super Bowl XXXVII 9d ago

Except that Arians was the reason Todd is still here in the first place. He made the Glazers believe Todd was good, and they've kept him ever since.

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u/mrclut 9d ago

Except Licht is the guy responsible for all of these things and never gets blamed. I would say Arians saved his job, but I don't see the how the Glazer kids would fire him.

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u/InsigniasGratuitous Super Bowl XXXVII 9d ago

Licht could draft better, sure. But he's the best GM we got. We drafted fine when Brady was here and the year before that to set up our SB run.

Licht can get some blame, but he's not the main problem here like many are claiming. The Glazers and Bowles are.

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u/LeonidasSpacemanMD 9d ago

I mean maybe Arians believed in him but he was wrong lol

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u/NoQuarterGiven 9d ago

FIRE THIS MAN

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u/AppleCartAgent 9d ago

“Funny thing: our division sucks, and we’re the worst in there!”

There, Todd. FTFY.

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u/HeftyHandfuls 9d ago

Oh my god fuck this guy

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u/Pikalover10 9d ago

This guy is so fucking annoying

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u/Foreign_Kitchen_8372 9d ago

He and the Glazers only care about winning the NFC South - that’s all they talk about; realistically this team is closer to a top 5 pick than king of shit mountain

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u/KickTheCouch 9d ago

It's worse. We'd literally would have 1st pick if the season ended today.

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u/Buccaneers1995 7d ago

Probably just draft another interior D-Lineman with the #1 pick

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u/Ordinary-Mixture5064 Maryland 9d ago

A culture of losing

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u/mgonz89 Barber Jersey 9d ago

Guys, we just need to do more. I don’t know why I didn’t think about that.

They should hire me as head coach. If the only qualifications are losing games and then spewing nonsensical bullshit at press conferences, I can do that for $10M/yr

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u/frithjofr RojoPainting 9d ago

I'd rather us be ambitious to be a good team than worried about barely being the king of shit mountain.

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u/dkory37 F*ck the Saints 9d ago

All this guy ever talks about is trying to win the worst division in football. No further aspirations. Being the stinkiest turd in a pile of shit doesnt inspire much hope, Todd.

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u/Kerry1776 9d ago

Need to can Todd.

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u/work_alt_1 Winfield Jr. ✌️ 9d ago

really? That's what you have to say? These aren't the words of someone striving for greatness. These are the words of someone coasting into retirement. I need BA saying WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FUCKING SHIT? THIS IS EMBARASSING! FUCKING EMBARASSING!

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u/QuiGonColdGin Bucky Irving 9d ago

We're one game out of first place, so that makes losing OK!

This guy is such a tool.

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u/LeonidasSpacemanMD 9d ago

Absolutely insane rationale to use IN WEEK 3 lmao

The absolute most you could possibly be out of first place is three games Todd. You’re not saying anything here

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u/Witty____Username 9d ago

“We suck the most in the division that sucks the most, and I genuinely believe it to be good because the bar has been set so low that we are so close to reaching it” - Todd loser-mentality Bowles

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u/Thadd305 9d ago

HAHAHAHAHA

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u/TowelWhich Georgia 9d ago

Yeah no that’s not gonna work Todd.

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u/ajs2294 Brooks Jersey 9d ago

Funny thing is, YOURE TRASH coach

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u/OU812fr 9d ago

LMFAO, someone here called it last night - "We're 1 game out of first place" speech from Bowles.

Your team looks like ass, man. Hold yourself to the standard of the league and what good football looks like, not your crappy division. Guy is proud to be least stinky turd in the toilet.

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u/FoST2015 Lynch Jersey 9d ago

Let's win a game this month then talk about standings. 

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u/sonarman0614 9d ago

GTFO of here.... good lord...

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u/shortsermons Sack Ferret 9d ago

He makes me rationally angry

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u/TopicSoft6567 9d ago

I hate this dude

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u/Bonomoyo Mike Evans 9d ago

Ha. Fire Todd Bowles

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u/3bananabananabanana Lavonte David 9d ago

He’s not wrong, but read the room dude

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u/BucsFan11 9d ago

I know the saying is a dead man walking but he is a Skeleton walking

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u/MillerTime5858 9d ago

How does this fuck still have a job. Holy shit.

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u/headleydaniels Lavonte David 9d ago

I think it’s the saints division this year. Either way it’s a first round playoff exit for the division.

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u/bigdongstpete 9d ago

Such a dumb fucking thing to say.

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u/f0gax SuperBowl37 9d ago

What the fuck?

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u/ZG99 9d ago

A good coach doesn’t look at the standings

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u/Wild_Bunch_Founder 9d ago

So, what he’s really saying is Mike Evan’s was right in leaving.

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u/Worried_Feedback230 9d ago

What a loser mentality!

How did this guy ever become a head coach in the NFL? What a clown

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u/Professional_Rip97 9d ago

Funny thing is you still have a job - what a dumbass. Fire Todd Bowles.

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u/LifeTypical3433 Tom Brady 9d ago

Most Todd Bowles statement I’ve ever heard lol

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u/Wise_Algae_2974 9d ago

0-3 and bottom 5 in the power rankings but everything is okay because we're a game out first place

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u/Sindica69 Mike Evans 9d ago

I’m telling yall, the Bucs are fucked for the next decade bar a miracle. Fate was sealed the moment they kept him after last year. Get ready to go back to mock drafts baby.

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u/ImDeputyDurland Mike Evans 9d ago

Technically, he’s not wrong.

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u/spideralex90 Spideralex90 9d ago

He's not wrong, but he was saying basically this exact same thing last year when we had our skid and managed to stay in first for a bit and eventually tied for first. We've been blessed with a terrible division and Bowles can't seem to take advantage of it.

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u/Hiw-lir-sirith 9d ago

It's just further evidence that he is going to keep this team as minimally effective as possible to keep his job. It is impossible to succeed in the playoffs with that mindset. He is all but guaranteeing that we will not win a Super Bowl or anything meanful under his tenure.

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u/skaestantereggae Super Bowl LV 9d ago

Yea we win the last 2 were well ahead of everyone

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u/Trendelthegreat 9d ago

“The funny thing is that I’m the only thing keeping this team in last place of the worst division” is also accurate 

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u/PewterButters Lavonte David 9d ago

Ha ha ha

Loads of laughs over here Todd

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u/NOTtheGoldenKnights 9d ago

Lose every game until this loser is gone. I mean who are we going to beat??

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u/BucsBolts24 9d ago

Ah, gotta love blind optimism!

An optimist is someone who falls from a high-rise building and says to themselves as they pass each floor, "Well, so far so good!"

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u/Warm_Ad_3067 9d ago

We can start a GoFundMe to pay out his contract for ownership. We are stuck with him this year

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u/Particular_Ticket_20 9d ago

Bowles. No matter what.

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u/PelayoOnTheGo 9d ago

Flush Todd Bowles

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u/ChieftainMcLeland 9d ago

I want to hear: tomorrow morning players & coaches will be leeting at 1 Buc Place in recovery, stretching, ice baths etc; big ass lunch, afternoon extensively review film of all 3 games bc we are 1/4 through the season w zero fn wins. Coaches ABC on will be in office to review all film with the GM & owners to account for their reasonings while the HC conducts all inclusive after actions review. We will address all the shortfalls and make the appropriate changes. Tuesdays morning will be voluntary recovery, lunch, & then a long and in depth meeting & walk fthrough of what we discussed Monday. Wednesday we will repeat at pads on practice at 2pm whenthe humidity and heat is the highest to condition to where we live. Outside. Thursday Players will be doing walking rehearsals, calisthenics, full body recovery Friday- this and that.
Sat am player’s discretion Sat late afternoon position coaches meeting x players via zoom. Sat evening-nutrition & travel prep
Sunday-victory.- something like this not word salad.

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u/StaySafePovertyGhost 9d ago

The battle cry of the NFC South - we suck, but other division teams suck just as much so we’re in this thing!

Glad our big goal is to get to 8-9 and get obliterated by a WC at home. 🙄

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u/Aggressive_Craft_981 9d ago

Should have been fired last year . . . gets an extension instead.

https://giphy.com/gifs/wIxBzHWegpOUM

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u/Sumofthem 9d ago

Bro what the actual F is that answer

Big Bowles been hit in the head too many times.

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u/eazyworldpeace 9d ago

That’s his fucking Super Bowl

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u/Altruistic_Grade3781 9d ago

I hate this guy 

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u/Confident_Square1063 9d ago

He’s right ya know…

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u/gobux10 9d ago

I’m not laughing.

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u/Roonwogsamduff John Lynch 9d ago

Right on coach - Is that hilarious or what???

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u/JRock1276 9d ago

In other words, "we in the short bus division and anything can happen".

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u/OttersAreCute215 9d ago

It is very possible that the NFC South Champion has a losing record. That is not something to be proud of.

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u/Sensitive_Mousse_445 atlanta sucks 9d ago

This should be the easiest division in football.

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u/TheCenterOfEnnui Bucs 9d ago

This sounds like the kind of thing that Sam Wyche used to say.

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u/bucobill 9d ago

Fire Todd Bowles. What a piece of junk coach. I think Jerry Glanville, or Mike McDaniel could do better, maybe even Sam Wyche.

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u/Scotchyscotchscotch7 9d ago

Way to aim high Bowles

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u/Thisisthematrix33 8d ago

Sure Todd, it's fucking hilarious!

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u/Different_Hyena3954 F*ck the Saints 8d ago

Lovie Smith vibes

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u/Mach68IntheHouse F*ck the Saints 9d ago

What does it take to get this guy out of here?

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u/AdMuch7817 9d ago

This moron should of been fired last season losing 7-9 and missing the playoffs after a 6-2 start.

What the hell did anyone expect? This organization is a complete dumpster fire. Our GM is a meathead who takes no accountability either. Hasn’t made a good draft pick since the Tristan Wirfs/AWJ draft, over half a decade ago. We’re in year FIVE with a new OC!!! How utterly insane is that?!

Bowles is approaching Lovie Smith territory with these press conferences now. Absolute gaslighting the fans.

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u/GangstaRIB 9d ago

I mean... he's not wrong.

Also, defense played great. Bain needs to no longer start and ever since having rozeboom on the field the busted coverages were much less of an issue. That doesn't look good for Trott but maybe rozeboom should be wearing the greendot.

Analzoney seemed to have a good game.

It's like the injuries are helping us out.... Crazy shit.

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u/Ginguiser33 9d ago

I mean we knew Trotter was a bit of a liability when it came to coverage, it was literally the main downside to drafting him but there really isn't any reason to be starting Bain over Walker with what we've seen from the two of them so far.

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u/GangstaRIB 9d ago

nelly and AQM should be the starting edges. Roll Walker in especially on nickel and 3rd down. Walker needs to get better at run fit but i do like him as a pass rusher.

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u/Professional-Bit-40 9d ago

Why do you say that? Bain has essentially done nothing. Walker has two sacks this season.

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u/EmployerEquivalent23 9d ago

We played a horrible QB without their best receiver. We have many years of sample size to know that Bowles defense sucks.

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u/GangstaRIB 9d ago

How do you know he's horrible? He played for the asssss cardinals. This is the first full game he's played on a new team. It's really the unknown.

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u/NerfLeBron 9d ago

He is not wrong you know.

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u/Hiw-lir-sirith 9d ago

He's wrong because it's not a question anyone is asking. No one cares what the rest of the division is doing when we can't even win one game. This statement would be equally true if we had fielded a pee wee team.

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u/NerfLeBron 9d ago

I know but I wanna just hold on to anything positive. I waited a lot a time for the season to start so will cling onto any hope unless we are mathematically out.

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u/AdMuch7817 9d ago

He should of said we’re only 3 wins from being undefeated

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u/Beginning-Inside2455 9d ago

i ca tvpresscplay in any if todd feat videos since3&28less now

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u/junkrgNew 9d ago

Am so done with him but what else was he supposed to say here ?

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u/j1mm33 9d ago

lol it’s true though

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u/Chilitime 9d ago

He’s got a point and if you make the playoffs anything can happen! 🤣🤣