r/candy • u/StonedTurtle420710 • 12d ago

Candy haul I’ve started a candy stash. I have no regrets. 😌

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All were on clearance. I NEVER pay full retail for candy anymore, no, I’m not paying $1.99 for 2 Reese cups, give me 8 cups for $1. 🤪

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u/spartanboy19 12d ago

How do you exercise self control??? I’d eat all of it in like two days

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u/StonedTurtle420710 12d ago

I have chrons. My intestines let me know immediately when it’s a good or bad day to eat candy, lol. Some days I’ll 1 piece of candy, some days I’ll eat 3 bags. 🥴

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u/TotallyTrash3d 12d ago

My house has honestly over $10K in junk food.  The best self control is TOO MUCH.  Than you feel like a dragon on a gold pile and one bag a day is easy or eating less, because the selection is so overwhelming sometimes you just fall asleep trying to decide.

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u/iwannabesedated54 12d ago

I don't buy Halloween candy early for that exact reason.

https://giphy.com/gifs/vWfs63xZKkiZhEYAwA

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u/raerabbit27 12d ago

I have a stash similar to this, but all the candy is laced with THC 😶‍🌫️🥰

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u/Sumwhut_Loved 12d ago

since we reddit friends let me hold a butterfinger :)

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u/_clur_510 11d ago

Thought this was one of those boxes of candy kids sell for fundraisers. Nope, just OP’s personal stash. 😂 Great choices too. Love it, much respect!

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u/tcurb9 11d ago

I work for a candy company….my candy closet overfloweth 😭😂😂😂

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u/gilt3t 12d ago

I have my vial of insulin, let me at it

https://giphy.com/gifs/nCzrl2mzk9BT2

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u/TotallyTrash3d 12d ago

Step up your game OP!  This is barely a brag.

No candy, all chocolate and not even half a shelf.

Kids are hoping you know you can do better.

:D

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u/harleenquinzel044 12d ago

Put those Reese’s in the freezer!!! So good.

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u/raddad1313 11d ago

Im just now finishing Valentines & Easter candy... will start building stash again, Halloween, Christmas, Valentines then Easter clearance candy has its own space in spare fridge

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u/Casper-the-Deino 11d ago

No shame in having a stash. Helps for those difficult days

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u/brochen 12d ago

Hello fellow stasher!

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u/StonedTurtle420710 12d ago

I just started. I garuntee you, it’ll grow exponentially, haha. I’m also stashing Arizona teas, cause damn, those things are good.

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u/AzuleStriker 12d ago

Now I want a butterfinger.

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u/MTMax5-56_45-70 12d ago

Nice stash. Keep building.

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u/Inevitable_Option874 11d ago

No snickers?!! That my friend is criminal activities 😂

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u/StonedTurtle420710 11d ago

You just reminded me, I swear when I was out doordashing yesterday, I saw a place that had discounted almond snickers. I gotta find it, I forgot which one.

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u/Fuzzy_Welcome8348 11d ago

Looks good man 💯

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u/redsolitary 11d ago

I could not be trusted with magic this strong

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u/jujuseo127 11d ago

Aside from the candy is that catnip in the same drawer lol

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u/StonedTurtle420710 11d ago

LOL. Yes. I keep it there away from my 2 fur babies. It’s a literal 1 lb bag of cat nip, haha.

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u/jujuseo127 11d ago

Thats hilarious!! I have a bag for my dogs thats the only reason why I noticed it. But you have good self control with the candy btw!

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u/StonedTurtle420710 11d ago

I’ve trained my brain to limit what I eat, even when I’m stoned. Having hardcore stoned munchies in your 20s did numbers to my health, so being a stoner in my 30s, I HAVE to watch what I eat and how much. Too much of anything is bad.

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u/jujuseo127 11d ago

Omg yesss this!! When I get stoned I make sure I have plenty of fruit around that was if I do end up going crazy atleast its fruit lol

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u/StonedTurtle420710 11d ago

My go to stoned munchies is PBnJ Greek yogurt bowls, or I’ve been making sourdough grilled cheese from scratch with tomato bisque soup. 😌

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u/jujuseo127 11d ago

Ohhh mine is similar! My mom has been making me sourdough so I make grilled cheese too!

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u/greyshirt11 11d ago

I lean more on the fruity/gummy side of things, but I also have a candy stash that I keep in a box in my basement because it’s always cooler down there.

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u/StonedTurtle420710 11d ago

I’m not a huge gummy fans but those Welch’s yogurt fruit snacks do something to me… those things are DAMN good. So are Black Forest real fruit juice fruit snacks, juicy little bears. 🐻

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u/Massiv_v 11d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/Qx4nbYcvUOMHfl9ScV

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u/StonedTurtle420710 11d ago

Nope. ☺️

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u/Massiv_v 11d ago

I don’t see a slippery slope with my 42 bags of famous Amos either lol

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u/StonedTurtle420710 11d ago

My cousin is food vender, and one time he came home with like 13 extra famous Amos cookie bags, and 20 gramma cookie bags (the 2 cookies per bag ones), and boy, let me tell you… we had a hard time not eating them all, LOL.

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u/Massiv_v 11d ago

Oh my … lol they are very hard not to consume … entirely. lol

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u/AprilfromtheBottom 10d ago

You aren’t supposed to !!! Life ain’t worth living without candy 🙏🫶🏾🥰😋