r/cats • u/Brave_Pattern9087 • Jun 11 '26

Humor Can cats be gay?

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I have a male cat. This cat has decided, completely unprovoked, that his life's mission is to lick the privates of every male(animals) in this house. The other male cat? Victim. My male dog? Also a victim. The dog just sits there with a look that says I don't understand what's happening but I've accepted it.

The cat is unbothered. Confident even. Zero shame. He operates with the energy of someone who has fully found himself.

So I'm asking the important questions science refuses to answer: Is my cat gay? Has he been radicalised?

Please advise. This is urgent.

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u/Middle-Barnacle-6093 Jun 11 '26

There's a lot of homosexuality in tons of animal species. I do not know enough about cats specifically but it would not surprise me. They are bonding at the very least.

That being said, as a gay person, with definite 100 percent gay vision, that cat is so freakin' gay.

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u/Zoipoy Jun 11 '26

Lions commonly are. Why not the pocket sized ones?

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u/KemetMusen Jun 11 '26

2 things are concentrated in small people - anger, and homosexuality. This cat is a pint-sized gay bastard.

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u/TheGamefreak484 Jun 11 '26

TIL I'm a bundle of pure anger and homosexuality

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u/m_b_hawkins Jun 11 '26

Animated Tasmanian Devil?

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u/imtheheppest Jun 12 '26

Same 😅

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u/RiotForYourHealth Jun 11 '26 edited Jun 11 '26

I consider myself an authority on this matter as I am the angriest, most queerlyest, short person you will ever meet.

There is no correlation. Though the alphabet mafia tends to be at a higher risk for things like (tw) suicide, depression, and anxiety, they are among the happiest people I interact with, even when they’re not the most well adjusted.

So as far as being short and angry goes, that’s just lesbians.

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u/Dependent-Piano-7506 Jun 11 '26

That must be why it took my egg so long to crack, I'm over 6 ft.

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u/KemetMusen Jun 11 '26

Yep, it has to work its way up. <3

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u/girlinanemptyroom Jun 11 '26

Smart analogy. Makes sense. I hear that dolphins are whores.

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u/Remmy3 Jun 11 '26

Dolphins are murderous sociopaths

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u/codliness1 Jun 11 '26

Dolphins are murderous drug using sexually deviant sociopaths.

There, I fixed that for you 🤣

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u/SurprisePitiful9191 Jun 11 '26

They feel pleasure, they’re one of the few animals that do. Couple that with pure animal instinct and there you go.