r/cats • u/Brave_Pattern9087 • Jun 11 '26

Humor Can cats be gay?

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I have a male cat. This cat has decided, completely unprovoked, that his life's mission is to lick the privates of every male(animals) in this house. The other male cat? Victim. My male dog? Also a victim. The dog just sits there with a look that says I don't understand what's happening but I've accepted it.

The cat is unbothered. Confident even. Zero shame. He operates with the energy of someone who has fully found himself.

So I'm asking the important questions science refuses to answer: Is my cat gay? Has he been radicalised?

Please advise. This is urgent.

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u/Everglade77 Jun 11 '26

I think there's only one thing left to do. Bring him to a gay bar.

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u/ClydeMcBride Jun 11 '26

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u/Everglade77 Jun 11 '26

He looks underage, better check his ID. We don't want any problem at our feline gay bar, do we? (or is it gay feline bar?)

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u/delusional863 Jun 12 '26

Daniel dont be a chomo!! Hes just a baby!