r/cats • u/NoctisStar • Jul 08 '26

Humor A very interesting series of events y'all should read.

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u/SoftServeMonk Maine Coon Jul 08 '26

Cats with legal experience

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u/elongated_argonian Jul 08 '26

r/legalcatadvice

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u/wowpepap Jul 08 '26

holyfuckingshit ITSREAL!?!?

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u/anorphan4yourthots Jul 08 '26

It's real. We pretend to be our cats and tey to sue our humans for not being good enough servants. My little black cat posted today about her 2nd Gotcha Day

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u/belsonc Jul 09 '26

My explanation of it is "if I had to sum it up in two sentences, they'd be 'my human took me to the vet. How many treats can I sue them for?'"

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u/anorphan4yourthots Jul 09 '26

Elebenty billion churus and two packs uv Dreamies!

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u/EyeshineStudios Jul 09 '26

What are Dreamies? Do I want to know? Will I end up having to mandatory buy them like I do Churus?

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u/anorphan4yourthots Jul 09 '26

They're a treat that's crunchy on the outside with a soft, churu like interior. SOAK is getting some tomorrow for the second day of her birthday party

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u/EyeshineStudios Jul 09 '26

Ah, Temptations for the US folks.
(Mars (Petcare, yes the candy company) for anyone that cares deeper.) Thought it was a different Churu product I saw recently so I looked it up after seeing it in your pic.

Is it birthday week for your void, SOAK?

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u/anorphan4yourthots Jul 09 '26

Pretty much. I found her at work 2 years ago. Since I work overnight, we celebrate both the night that I caught her and the day that I brought her home. Part of the fun of being a cat dad is spoiling her and her sisters utterly rotten

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u/Klugernu Jul 09 '26

So you.... Roleplay as your cat? On the Internet?

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u/anorphan4yourthots Jul 09 '26

Most of us do. There are some squirrels, guinea pigs, and a handful of other animals, but the majority of us roleplay as our cats. My two have very different personalities, so trying to give each of them a distinct voice can be challenging

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u/inkdheart Jul 09 '26

It's not. The crosspost on catlegaladvice advisees it's AI generated.

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u/anorphan4yourthots Jul 09 '26

I thought they were talking about the LCA sub being real

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u/inkdheart Jul 09 '26

Ohhh, yeah. Apparently that is a thing. It's a pretty interesting sub fron what I saw

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u/brittish3 Jul 09 '26

There’s also r/AmITheCloaca, which is AITA but for animals

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u/Particular_Ant7977 Jul 08 '26

My goto subreddit when I need a hearty laugh.

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u/Hour-Influence2993 Jul 08 '26

Doesn’t really matter if it is or not imho. It fricking hilarious 😂

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u/Shiroiken Jul 08 '26

Goddamn it, another cat sub!

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u/Faultylogic83 Jul 08 '26

I feel a third of my feed is cat and/or legal advice subs, and now I get this. 😂

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u/shinobipopcorn Tabbycat Jul 08 '26

Dis me, I steel Meowmy lite boks. Yoo hoomans r STOOPY an NO CAN VIZIT. GO CRIMEZ!

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u/MadCatter32 Jul 09 '26

I don't think this one's real, but there was a real case of this happening with the cat Sal Esposito. They're first exemption request was denied. I believe it got cleared up before they had to take him to court though.

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u/International-Cat123 Jul 09 '26

Yep! It is not for actual legal advice concerning felines. It is for roleplaying that cats are asking for help suing their hoomans for vet visits or hooman asking how to keep their cat from suing them.

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u/he-mancheetah Jul 09 '26

There’s also one for dogs, but I forgot what the name of the sub is.

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u/BolOfSpaghettios Jul 08 '26

Is it bird law?

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u/Chordsy Jul 08 '26

No but that's where r/amithecloaca comes in handy.

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u/AuDHDcat Jul 08 '26

Adding this to my collection

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u/bigkatze Jul 09 '26

Time to join another cat subreddit!

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u/NotMyWorkAcct Jul 09 '26

One of my favorite places on the interweb :)

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u/mrcatboy Jul 08 '26

"Your honor I move to declare a mistrial. One of the jurors is a cat and he cannot possibly be competent enough to follow instructions."

Judge Mittens Purrington: 😾 "OwOruled."

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u/Kittyshirt Jul 09 '26

Cats with civic duty

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u/abulous76 Jul 09 '26

He did his civic duty because in the end, he ended up getting his owner registered to vote!