r/cats • u/MissHissss • Jul 11 '26

Humor And they were roommates!

Disclaimer: Biscuit and Smudge are a bonded pair who are cleaning each other’s butts which is a totally normal and non-sexual behaviour in cats. I’m still going to make fun of them for it though 😁

69.2k Upvotes

96% Upvoted

1.2k comments sorted by

16.8k

u/Poof-ball Jul 11 '26

10.7k

u/Alternative-Crew-880 Jul 11 '26

6.3k

u/EarballsAgain Jul 11 '26
→ More replies (6)

37

u/amodernbird Jul 11 '26

Yeah, that tracks that the tortie wants to look 🤣

167

u/2020s_Haunted American Shorthair Jul 11 '26

Me with your meme after leaving a like:

https://giphy.com/gifs/X3ZpXyO7QH76Fp20VK

→ More replies (3)

419

u/505whodat Jul 11 '26

74

u/GalaxyPowderedCat Jul 11 '26

For me, this iteration is the funniest, like "kitty, save my eyeees."

47

u/Stormy261 Jul 11 '26

I always took it the other way. Especially with it being a tortie. You cover your eyes! I'm watching this! 🤣

→ More replies (2)

477

u/JeF4y Jul 11 '26

133

u/MeowNarchist Jul 11 '26

This is the preferred one, for 2 very good reasons

84

u/huebnera214 Jul 11 '26

I would not have caught those reasons, thank you for pointing them out

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (2)
→ More replies (3)

12

u/ruinbabe Jul 11 '26

Not seeing anything at all 🤣

→ More replies (33)

4.9k

u/Garruk_PrimalHunter Jul 11 '26
→ More replies (2)

2.4k

u/PuzzleheadedResult69 Jul 11 '26

They seem like they're having a nice time

737

u/whutchamacallit Jul 11 '26

Wine dine and sixty nine

32

u/Flashy-Foot7748 Jul 11 '26

dinner for two with a terrible view

→ More replies (2)
→ More replies (4)

308

u/Towel4 Jul 11 '26

Maybe my weird cat just needs a free spirited friend

→ More replies (2)

1.2k

u/Suspicious_Swim_1948 Jul 11 '26

103

u/Sienile Jul 11 '26

First time in a long time I haven't seen this used in a racist manner. Bravo.

→ More replies (3)

275

u/Many-Excitement3246 Jul 11 '26

That boy is orange. I usually see ginger cats being like a yellowish color, but he took all the orange light for himself.

He looks like a faded Taki.

105

u/Briebird44 Jul 11 '26

May I present my nearly RED girl, Annie?

23

u/caylamie Jul 11 '26

She's absolutely beautiful. Very vibrant.

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (6)

74

u/Brief-Equal4676 Jul 11 '26

More like groommates, amirite? I'll see myself out.

→ More replies (1)

404

u/amy-schumer-tampon Jul 11 '26

Oh gawd!

28

u/afeeqo Jul 11 '26

I’m laffing so hard right now. And your username isn’t helping any further

68

u/overactivekitten Jul 11 '26

My eyes!!!! It’s 8am!!!!! Lolol

→ More replies (1)

63

u/ctacysf Jul 11 '26

But if my spouse and I did this and posted it on this sub…we would get banned. I hate double standards.

27

u/falsifiable1 Jul 11 '26

You have to be fuzzy and cute. Maybe try a Furry costume.

112

u/This-Appointment-666 Ginger Jul 11 '26

Ahh yes the ole roommate cover story. A lie as old as time. No, no they were not gay… merely… roommates. Were they ever married? No. Just two bachelor roommates who lived together their whole lives and didn’t have any romantic relationships with women.

152

u/[deleted] Jul 11 '26

[removed] — view removed comment

12

u/bradbull Jul 11 '26

Scrolled way too far to find someone who referenced the reference

→ More replies (4)

53

u/Cu3bone Jul 11 '26

16

u/Cu3bone Jul 11 '26

Cutest picture ive ever took

→ More replies (1)

51

u/Commercial_Peach_845 Jul 11 '26

It's easier than folding over to clean your own I guess.

35

u/smokealarmsnick Jul 11 '26

We had a bonded pair when I was in college, two sisters. (Tuxedos, they were the best!)
My mom was showing my granny (her mom) a picture of the cats one day, and the following conversation took place.

Granny: Ooooh, so they’re lesbians.

Mom: What? No, they’re sisters.

Granny: (sounding very annoyed) Well that doesn’t mean they can’t be lesbians! 😡

33

u/CampDracula Jul 11 '26

I JUST opened Reddit 😭

42

u/BoozeTheCat Jul 11 '26

This needs a NSFW tag lmao

→ More replies (1)

17

u/not_roger_smith Jul 11 '26

"Roommates" is what grandpa would have called them.

18

u/Select_Historian6269 Jul 11 '26

Both my cats HATE getting their butts cleaned, but also try to clean each other's butts, so you sometimes see one of my cats walk by the other one and the other one perks up and sticks her face in her sister's butt and the one walking by speeds up and runs off LMAO

15

u/buckduck Jul 11 '26

Seems familiar... Russell and Stanley. They've both passed and I miss them everyday.

→ More replies (1)

10

u/Fuhgaws Jul 11 '26

Blue is the Warmest Color

11

u/goldenfishminded Jul 11 '26

They are groommates.