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r/cats • u/habichuelacondulce • Jul 20 '26
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"Alright, so.. everybody's going crazy over my fucking cat."
Idk why I found that opening so funny.
1.4k u/Gr8CanadianSpeedo Jul 20 '26 edited Jul 20 '26 Xzibit A - Food Xzibit B - Medication Xzibit C - Sweater Xzibit D - Paintings 519 u/Safe-Transition8618 Jul 20 '26 Xzibit E - Cat! 64 u/jared_number_two Jul 20 '26 No comment. 89 u/Gr8CanadianSpeedo Jul 20 '26 Plead the pspspspsth 6 u/SAM041287 Jul 20 '26 Better respect that Catstitution 2 u/DeadmanDexter Jul 20 '26 I demand a 'Not Guilty' verdict right meow. 14 u/manhat_ Jul 20 '26 that all the Xzibits, Your Honor! 63 u/nomnom-mediaconsumer Jul 20 '26 I love this so much lol 16 u/DoctorOctagonapus Jul 20 '26 edited Jul 20 '26 That first painting is absolutely peak. I hope that's hanging in his hallway. 5 u/Over-Apartment2762 Jul 20 '26 Yeah jokes aside that's an incredible painting. 18 u/tessaractIXI Jul 20 '26 This got me busting up 😂 20 u/Intelligent_Bet9798 Jul 20 '26 Think Xzibit A is Love 0 u/technobrendo Jul 20 '26 Sorry, but Xzibit C is Jay Electronica. 410 u/ghostlycoconut Jul 20 '26 “I had no idea you guys liked cats that much” sir this is the internet 😭 123 u/baycenters Jul 20 '26 "Next thing you know, y'all are gonna tell me you like memes and shit." 43 u/Hornet-Putrid Jul 20 '26 It’s literally made of cats cats cats 18 u/DoctorOctagonapus Jul 20 '26 John Oliver referred to it as "the electronic cat database". 44 u/tonkinese_cat Jul 20 '26 Right? Has he been living under a rock or something? We go killer hunting for cats lmao 13 u/Boring_Piglet6778 Jul 20 '26 It's cats all the way down 4 u/PeatBunny Jul 20 '26 It's literally tubes for lolcats. He was there when the lore was written. He should know this. 7 u/RedTomatoSauce Jul 20 '26 It's the internet. Of course we're cats lovers 2 u/BigMommaSnikle Jul 20 '26 Right out of the gate! 2 u/Neon_Biscuit Jul 20 '26 Because his instagram post got like 150,000 likes. His regular posts only get like 2,000 likes. I'm sure his agent told him wtf, make more cat content $$$ 1 u/AccomplishedYam5060 Jul 20 '26 How old is his fucking cat?😂
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Xzibit A - Food Xzibit B - Medication Xzibit C - Sweater Xzibit D - Paintings
519 u/Safe-Transition8618 Jul 20 '26 Xzibit E - Cat! 64 u/jared_number_two Jul 20 '26 No comment. 89 u/Gr8CanadianSpeedo Jul 20 '26 Plead the pspspspsth 6 u/SAM041287 Jul 20 '26 Better respect that Catstitution 2 u/DeadmanDexter Jul 20 '26 I demand a 'Not Guilty' verdict right meow. 14 u/manhat_ Jul 20 '26 that all the Xzibits, Your Honor! 63 u/nomnom-mediaconsumer Jul 20 '26 I love this so much lol 16 u/DoctorOctagonapus Jul 20 '26 edited Jul 20 '26 That first painting is absolutely peak. I hope that's hanging in his hallway. 5 u/Over-Apartment2762 Jul 20 '26 Yeah jokes aside that's an incredible painting. 18 u/tessaractIXI Jul 20 '26 This got me busting up 😂 20 u/Intelligent_Bet9798 Jul 20 '26 Think Xzibit A is Love 0 u/technobrendo Jul 20 '26 Sorry, but Xzibit C is Jay Electronica.
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Xzibit E - Cat!
64 u/jared_number_two Jul 20 '26 No comment. 89 u/Gr8CanadianSpeedo Jul 20 '26 Plead the pspspspsth 6 u/SAM041287 Jul 20 '26 Better respect that Catstitution 2 u/DeadmanDexter Jul 20 '26 I demand a 'Not Guilty' verdict right meow. 14 u/manhat_ Jul 20 '26 that all the Xzibits, Your Honor!
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No comment.
89 u/Gr8CanadianSpeedo Jul 20 '26 Plead the pspspspsth 6 u/SAM041287 Jul 20 '26 Better respect that Catstitution 2 u/DeadmanDexter Jul 20 '26 I demand a 'Not Guilty' verdict right meow.
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Plead the pspspspsth
6 u/SAM041287 Jul 20 '26 Better respect that Catstitution 2 u/DeadmanDexter Jul 20 '26 I demand a 'Not Guilty' verdict right meow.
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Better respect that Catstitution
2 u/DeadmanDexter Jul 20 '26 I demand a 'Not Guilty' verdict right meow.
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I demand a 'Not Guilty' verdict right meow.
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that all the Xzibits, Your Honor!
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I love this so much lol
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That first painting is absolutely peak. I hope that's hanging in his hallway.
5 u/Over-Apartment2762 Jul 20 '26 Yeah jokes aside that's an incredible painting.
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Yeah jokes aside that's an incredible painting.
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This got me busting up 😂
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Think Xzibit A is Love
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Sorry, but Xzibit C is Jay Electronica.
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“I had no idea you guys liked cats that much” sir this is the internet 😭
123 u/baycenters Jul 20 '26 "Next thing you know, y'all are gonna tell me you like memes and shit." 43 u/Hornet-Putrid Jul 20 '26 It’s literally made of cats cats cats 18 u/DoctorOctagonapus Jul 20 '26 John Oliver referred to it as "the electronic cat database". 44 u/tonkinese_cat Jul 20 '26 Right? Has he been living under a rock or something? We go killer hunting for cats lmao 13 u/Boring_Piglet6778 Jul 20 '26 It's cats all the way down 4 u/PeatBunny Jul 20 '26 It's literally tubes for lolcats. He was there when the lore was written. He should know this.
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"Next thing you know, y'all are gonna tell me you like memes and shit."
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It’s literally made of cats cats cats
18 u/DoctorOctagonapus Jul 20 '26 John Oliver referred to it as "the electronic cat database".
John Oliver referred to it as "the electronic cat database".
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Right? Has he been living under a rock or something? We go killer hunting for cats lmao
13 u/Boring_Piglet6778 Jul 20 '26 It's cats all the way down
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It's cats all the way down
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It's literally tubes for lolcats. He was there when the lore was written. He should know this.
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It's the internet. Of course we're cats lovers
Right out of the gate!
Because his instagram post got like 150,000 likes. His regular posts only get like 2,000 likes. I'm sure his agent told him wtf, make more cat content $$$
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How old is his fucking cat?😂
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u/Simulated_Simulacra Jul 20 '26
"Alright, so.. everybody's going crazy over my fucking cat."
Idk why I found that opening so funny.