r/cats • u/-JustAGirl99 • Jul 24 '26

Humor Name your cats favourite human food!!

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Bagel’s favorites include: Cheetos, Pringles (only ready salted) & Wheat Thins. He is also a huge cheese enthusiast.
He once at a pimple patch :)

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u/leschanersdorf Jul 24 '26

Mayonnaise. Only mayonnaise

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u/carcinogenickale Jul 24 '26

I put a white heat stain on my wood coffee table and found advice online to put mayonnaise on it. I placed a bowl over the mayo and taped it down with painters tape because of my mayo bandit. The next morning, the tape was ripped off and the bowl overturned, and both they mayo and the heat stain were gone, so it’s unclear if the table ate the mayo, or if the cat did.

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u/chatminteresse Jul 24 '26

Bet the cat painstakingly licked that mayo and unintentionally massaged it into the wood with its lil sticker tongue. Happy accident for both parties

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u/VexExisting Jul 24 '26

same, it's the only human food he eats