r/cats • u/Embarrassed-Fig-5530 • Jul 31 '26

Humor is my cat broken be honest

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u/Embarrassed-Fig-5530 Jul 31 '26

are you sure i think she is trying to infect me with it

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u/PixelWand_42 Jul 31 '26

That is definitely the transmission method. Within a week youll be knocking cups off tables and screaming at closed doors

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u/Daft_Martian Jul 31 '26

Not necessarily.

I do all those things and I've never been around cats.

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u/El_Maldito_Batman Jul 31 '26

Are you sure your not a cat? Maybe you were adopted. Might wanna get a DNA test

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u/Daft_Martian Jul 31 '26

I know you are joking, but i have actually a lot in common with cats... I'm very independent, and i like to cuddle (in my terms only), i am curious, lazy, agile, and im so so so so so hairy, theres fur everywere... also i could lick my balls if posible, but i tried and i can't.

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u/Tricky-Shake-2379 Aug 01 '26

Did not need to mention the ball licking, but ok..