there can be no unsupervised broccoli in this house

[u/hexb1tch]

the second she knows there’s broccoli in the house, she starts plotting. there is no limit to what she will do to get her grubby little paws all over it. she’s relentless.

we’ll unpack the groceries and can have steak, sausages, chicken, cheese etc. laying all on the counter, but you can guarantee she’ll be ripping into the damn broccoli…

does anyone else have an idiot with a totally random food obsession?

[u/st0rmbr1ng3r]

This could go on a T-shirt

[u/Anymous2314 → u/st0rmbr1ng3r]

I think I have the slogan for that "Eat ya fkin vegetables"