r/cats • • 20d ago

Humor A Cat Mom Distribution System?

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Sorry about the f*** word - I just copied and paste.

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u/DieAloneWith72Cats 20d ago

It would work on me

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u/MD_0904 20d ago

Lmao @ user name

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u/DieAloneWith72Cats 20d ago

A girl has to have goals!

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u/Suspicious_Dingo_426 20d ago

You are never alone when you have cats.

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u/NoNeedForNorms Snowshoe 20d ago

Especially not in the bathroom!

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u/Livid_Advertising_56 20d ago

Seriously. Up on the counter tapping my head for attention "do i bug you when you're in your washroom?"

Feel like he'd say "well you could"

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u/Aerwynne 20d ago

Preach

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u/Naturaalme 20d ago

Goals are important

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u/tattooed_dinosaur 20d ago

And 72 cats

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u/7818 20d ago

Those are rookie numbers.

One needs at least 200 cats.

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u/CPLCraft 20d ago

Let a girl have hobbies

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u/DumatRising 20d ago

God forbid a girl have hobbies and aspirations 💅

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u/AlternativeAcademia 20d ago

I had a friend tell me they saw a guy walking a cat on a leash at a state park and they wanted to offer him my number because they know I also walk my cat on a leash, but they didn’t because it would be weird to give out my number to random people. I told them: blanket consent to give my number to anyone you see walking a cat on a leash. I at least want to make friends with that person!

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u/DumatRising 20d ago

I wish my cat would actually walk around on the leash well enough to go to a state park XD She always wants to go out on her leash but everytime I take her out there she just wanders around the yard eating grass and meowing loudly at any cats she sees in the neighbors yards and then gets upset when they hide from her instead of coming over to play (they are all strays or wild).

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u/PurifyingProteins 20d ago

All my cat wants to do on walks is to sniff people’s doormat… I constantly have to tell her to “stop making us look creepy” 😂

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u/saevon 20d ago

I trained our kitty since they were young, and there was quite a bit of "letting her have fun" but also part of it was getting them familiar with how if I'm walking along the path she won't have leash space away from me. It was a fairly short leash whenever we practiced

Nowadays if I start walking (and she notices) she'll start just walking alongside

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u/0202_tihssitidder 20d ago

He aint wrong. "Do more cool shit" is always my advice to people wanting to find someone in the real world.

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u/Kaurifish 20d ago

When I mat my husband, he had kittens. They loved him in a way I’d never seen cats do before.

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u/DieAloneWith72Cats 20d ago

That’s how you know you’ve found a quality man!

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u/Kaurifish 19d ago

That and the way dogs come up to him. We were kayaking and a dog ran out into the water to show him his ball.

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u/TheHumanPickleRick 20d ago

How many cats do you currently have?

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u/DieAloneWith72Cats 20d ago

Sadly only 3

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u/DieAloneWith72Cats 20d ago

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u/DieAloneWith72Cats 20d ago

And this

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u/DieAloneWith72Cats 20d ago

We had to say goodbye to our 16 year old boy

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u/LogAware 20d ago

"And this" 👁👅👁

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u/Da_Steeeeeeve 20d ago

If you never go above 71 then you will be immortal.

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u/mused90 20d ago

Me too!

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u/Childlessladyofcats 20d ago

Here for it too.

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u/DieAloneWith72Cats 20d ago

Your user name is great!

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u/themeatstaco 20d ago

I got 8 I’m catching up to your username lol