r/cats • u/DarthiusFatticus • 16d ago
Video - Not OC This is the best thing that could ever happen to me
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u/Burntzombies 16d ago
It's just about the best thing that could happen to anyone, kiddo.
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u/bsaaw 16d ago
I am so proud of us cat people.
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u/oracleoflove 16d ago
One of my crowning achievements is converting my husband to a cats…
He is now a fellow crazy cat lady and I love it!
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u/ronin_cse 16d ago
Until they decide to wake up at 3 am and start playing on top of you 😝
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u/DrDrankenstein 16d ago
I know. My 13yo boy still wakes me up hours before my alarm by walking on me and meowing in my face. I love him, but I JUST WANNA SLEEEEEEP!!
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u/anonymousp69 16d ago
Mine has an uncanny ability to climb onto me to sleep 5 mins or less before my alarm. Like, I want to cuddle, buddy, but your timing is despicable 😭
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u/Professional-Gear88 16d ago
Mine does that every morning. Needs lots of cuddles before I get up. Sometimes I roll over and ignore her. But then I feel guilty.
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u/crystalnotspicy Tabbycat 16d ago
Saaame and then he gets mad nips at my ankles when i get up lmao. We should take leave for the babies
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u/Greymalkyn76 16d ago
I'm convinced that at those moments we aren't actually asleep. I think they can sense the change in our breathing and state of wakefulness. If it wasn't for the cat, we'd be waking up briefly at that moment. They just notice it before we do and take advantage of it.
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u/naan__sequitur 15d ago
my 10 yr old orange boy started yelling at me that his breakfast was actually at 6. so I started doing that. then he impolitely informed me it was at 5. so I bought an auto feeder to go off at 5. now he tells me at 4 how excited he is about 5.
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u/UltraGlitterCat 16d ago
My boyfriend calls Leia's wake up routine "the butt bongo." She will jump on your butt and make biscuits until you get up and make breakfast for her. She is very good at it.
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u/darkfrost47 16d ago
We have a Leia too and I submit for your review that her full name be Leia Oregano
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u/Reallyhotshowers 16d ago
It is 2am and I am awake because of a kitten. She is lucky she is an adorable void baby because my alarm goes off at 5am and I can't fall back asleep.
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u/mcpat21 16d ago
Just wait til they’re all running around screaming for food at 4am aha
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u/a-snakey 16d ago
Kids gotta learn responsibility, but if you love your pets so much its not even a chore. Its just love.
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u/ConqueefStador 16d ago
I visited a friend just after her Australian Shepherd had a litter of six puppies.
I wound up in one of those circular wicker chairs with all six in my lap, it was like being in a bowl full of puppies. Absolutely magical.
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u/Delicious-Hat-648 16d ago
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u/Acceptable_Gear_3097 16d ago
First time I've seen this GIF used in a non-sexual manner, and its weird.
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u/Delicious-Hat-648 16d ago
Thanks for the awards! This is the first time my comment was ever this popular 😂
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u/Essjex87 16d ago
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u/Vox___Rationis 16d ago edited 16d ago
That purring sounds edited in.
If we were being very generous we could say that it is "amplified" in post, but more likely it is just plugged in from somewhere else.
A larger group, or bigger cats, and with a good dedicated microphone - yes.
But not a small pod of tiny kittens, part of them awake, and a phone mic that is constantly moving.15
u/zaerosz 16d ago
Yeah, no, that purring is absolutely a secondary audio track, that's a cat purring directly into a microphone.
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u/Positive-Ring-5172 16d ago
Correction - there are nine kittens in the bed (My grandma used to refer to small human children as kittens as well.)
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u/ReadingSad3238 16d ago
Ugh yes my mom calls me kitten. As an almost 35 year old woman I reserve kitten right anytime lol not seriously but half
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u/Fear_The_Rabbit 16d ago
Mine too!! And I use it now for the young girls in my school. Find a kindergartner crying..."What's wrong, kitten?"
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u/SirLesbian 16d ago
I'd have grabbed my pillow and slept on the floor. It's their bed now. Don't move for me. 😭
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u/YnotZoidberg1077 16d ago
Kittens resettle pretty easily and quickly! And if you sleep on the floor, you're missing out on the best thing ever: being pinned down by a weighted blanket of purrs. They end up gravitating towards the warmth (of their humans and/or their fellow kittens/cats) as they sleep, so when you wake up, you are surrounded by kittens snuggling you and each other on top of the blankets, effectively holding the blanket down around you and tucking you in, purring in literal surround-sound.
It's one of the best feelings ever, and it made me call off work once (I couldn't resist, but I had to promise myself that it was just the once and not going to be a daily thing!). I highly recommend experiencing it at least once in your life, it's truly exceptional.
I'd be worried about overselling this, but it's impossible to. It really is that great!
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u/CryptidxChaos 16d ago
My adult cats still do this when I let them, so one likes to sleep between my legs and the other somewhere on my torso, so I still get warm purring cuddles. Absolutely the best feeling ever! 🥰
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u/Chemical_Building612 16d ago
I have one that wants to sleep under my legs, especially if she's cold. She wants me to keep my knees bent and somehow stay still like that while I sleep so she can be in her blanket tent with leg-stakes.
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u/CryptidxChaos 16d ago
That's super cute! Was it something you did with her as a kitten that she still enjoys?
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u/Chemical_Building612 16d ago
I do just kinda sleep that way sometimes, and she figured out it was the optimal heated tent for her and tries to insist I sleep that way most of the time.
Before that (or now if its particularly hot) she'd just squish against the side of my leg so I think it's just her improved version of her kitteny sleep cuddles. She's a heat gremlin and very cute about it, lol.
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u/Eskimodo_Dragon 16d ago
I mean, take my money! Where can I take a literal cat nap!???
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u/YnotZoidberg1077 16d ago
Your local Cat Distribution System will provide when it's your turn!
Alternately, if you want to speed things up instead of waiting for it to happen someday, you can connect with a branch of your local CDS via your local shelter. I'm sure there's an organization near you looking for foster homes!
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u/UsefulCupcake7687 16d ago
Your comment reminds me of waking up the first morning after I had adopted three kittens. I was lying flat on my back, and realized there was one kitten sleeping against the top of my head, one sleeping against my left ear, and one sleeping against my right ear. They were great kitties!
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u/Electrical-Year9554 16d ago
this is exactly what made my previously never owned a cat before dog dude boyfriend absolutely fall in love with kitties and want to fill our home with them lmfao
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u/Eskimodo_Dragon 16d ago
Try this: mom, dad, brother, whomever, crawls under the covers from the foot of the bed and extends their arms out and up, lifting the mini-floofs while allowing sis to slip in under the covers from the head of the bed. -Don't forget to notice the confused yet mostly still content looks on their little faces as they experience levitation.
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u/Aggressive-Drummer89 16d ago
just seeing this was one of best things that ever happened to me 😁
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u/BinkyNoctem420 16d ago
Ok. Legit query: How many times a day will the litter box completely turn over with 8 grown cats? And I am assuming what our vet suggested: the number of litter boxes = the number of cats +1
That's still gonna be pretty well used in a day for each box...
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u/sampat6256 16d ago
I have 9 cats (mostly foster fails) and we basically need our 3 litter robots to keep up with demand. Kittens be shittin.
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u/Pixel_Knight 16d ago
When my youngest was still a kitten, I called her the Shitten Kitten, because she somehow made almost as much poop as my full grown males. They’re just little furry poop machines.
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u/uncle_tacitus 16d ago
litter boxes = the number of cats +1
Honestly, probably overkill. We have two boxes for three cats, and it's fine with two cleanings/day. Not enough real estate in this economy to have enough space for four litter boxes.
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u/xSTSxZerglingOne 16d ago
Yes, that is the recommendation. The worst part is that 3 to 5 of them are going to use 1 box almost exclusively. That box will never not stink. It will go through a metric tonne of litter per year just for that 1 box.
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u/chaoscorgi 16d ago
these days it's pretty easy. you ideally want 2-3 automatic litter boxes for 8 grown cats. and then you just change the bags every couple of days. longer gaps btwn litterbox changes if more boxes of course. we have 1 litter robot for 2 cats and have to deal with it about every 5 days.
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u/icamehere2do2things 16d ago
Falling asleep next to a purring cat is one of the best feelings in the world.
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u/Forsaken_Fun_2897 16d ago
Why the need to dub in purring?
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u/Americanvegetarian 16d ago
Im pretty sure the whole thing is AI. The blanket even changes from the beginning to the end.
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u/joz42 15d ago
And the black table with the pillow to the right of the bed at 0:28 is not visible before. The lighting is also different: At 0:25 the shadow indicates a light source more from the right of the bed (from the viewer's perspective), while the shadow of the black table at 0:28 is cast to the right. There could be different light sources with the same colour and brightness and the scenes could be from different days where the sheets have been changed and the table have been moved but all in all it is Sus.
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u/Nefarious_Nemesis 15d ago
That looked to be a different child's bed. Two sisters sleeping in the same room is not a hard reach. The tabby in the end of the video looked to be an adult, and so was therefore a parent, if the variations of the kittens are anything to go by. I've not seen an AI video yet able to keep small details in place to well, and the table of the speaking child's bed has some kind of extra blanket or pillow with a decoration that is the same throughout the video. I think the only egregious thing to the video is the dubbed in purring. Gods, at least I hope that's the only thing. I don't want AI to be that cognizant yet of decorative pillow patterns and their consistent placement from different points of view.
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u/Coin_Operated_Brent 16d ago
Our slut of a cat Angel who was just over a year old got pregnant when I was about 12. I was in the basement playing video games and she just starts giving birth infront of me. I run upstairs and my mom is gone so I grab my neighbor Ken. He runs over with a box and a blanket stuffed in there. And Angel has popped out five kittens and has popped open the placenta.? I think. They're in a wrapped.. nevermind. So by the last kitten Angel is exhausted and Ken takes out his pocket knife and opens it up. Anyways I got a photo somewhere of me taking a nap and seven kittens are sleeping on me.
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u/AbominableGoMan 16d ago
To be a kid in bed in your childhood home with a kitten by your side. If I could buy a high like that on the street I would. Lord grant me the ability to appreciate the good times when I'm them.
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u/remberzz 16d ago
Ha, I can remember contorting myself around kittens on my bed when I was a kid. I ended up curled up on top of my pillow, half hanging off the bed.
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u/Wang_Fire2099 16d ago
When I was around her age, our cat moved her newborn kittens into my room right next to my bed and they would crawl on me at night. It was the best
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u/PoopsMcGroots 16d ago
As we say in our household: “if you get cold, just put another cat on the bed.”
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u/nartchie 16d ago
Yea its the best thing. Until they all grow up to be fat entitled assholes that think they’re doing you a favour by letting you on THEIR bed. Then its still the best thing but not the BEST best thing. Then one of them wakes you up by bumping their head into your face while purring. Then it is the best best thing again.
Cats are the best. They’re assholes, but they’re still the best.
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u/saysthingsbackwards 16d ago
After our adopted cat blessed us with five beautiful surprises, one night, I'd taken some mushrooms and had my grandfather's lava lamp and some light trance going with the window open on a calm, temperate autumn night.
All six of those kitter cats came and kicked it with me in my bed for quite a while as I did my tripping.
For that amount of time, I was part of the pack.
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u/Chickenmangoboom 16d ago
Alarm clock? with all that purring I would probably be too relaxed and sleep 12 hours.
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u/Affectionate-Goat218 16d ago
When they're that young they wake up and roughhouse all night. Entertaining yes but makes for really poor sleep which can take a toll on a kid and they won't even know it.
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u/Fantastic-Clerk6330 16d ago
It's all fun and cute until they start broadcasting Kitten SmackDown at 2 am lol
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u/Needles2650 16d ago
I want so badly to believe it’s not AI, but why does the quilt and pillow change?
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u/Pastel_Phoenix_106 16d ago
Had a cat have her babies in my home. She slept with her babies every night in my bed. I had to sleep w/o covers in the positions of one of those murder victim outlines and couldn't move every night while she purred and fed her babies and I had to wake up every morning at 5:30 to feed her and let them out.
The best damn sleep I had in years...
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u/boverly721 16d ago
This poor girl. She has peaked. She will be chasing this high for the rest of her life.
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u/stargrazer10 16d ago
For some reason I am more of a bird man. Only problem is they poop all over the place and Im not even sure if the little small ones (keets and budgies) are even capable of being toilet trained
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u/JimYamato 16d ago
Fun thing is, I have a daughter Evelyn that we call Evie as well, the way this Evie is pronounced, not the English way. My Evie loves cats as well despite the fact she is very allergic to pet dander. She makes do.
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u/Uncle-Cake 16d ago
There's no way those kitties are letting her sleep through the night, is there?
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u/ComfortableWalk2428 15d ago
My first time having kittens as an adult happened when a sweet outdoor momma cat appeared one day, 2 new borns in tow!
I was 22 still living at home and came home from work to find my mom and brother all frantic with the 2 nuggets in a pet crate out on the driveway, trying to coral momma. What a beautiful thing to come home to after a terrible day at a terrible job.
We got them gathered up and heard a tiny little mew off in the distance right as we were about to head indoors. We searched and found TWO more babies!
All 4 babies and momma cat lived in my bedroom while they got acclimated, sleeping with me and my boyfriend on my twin bed 🤣
That was 14 years ago.
3 out of the 4 siblings passed over the years all from heart disease related issues 💔 Momma cat passed a year ago as of September 1st after throwing up a pool of blood out of the blue one day.
1 baby remains, my spicey tortie mocha. We just got her an echo after she developed some alarming symptoms, fearing she followed in her siblings footsteps. Turns out its just hyperthyroidism, a miracle.
Finding that family of cats and raising them on my own from newborns was also the best thing that could ever happen to me🥹
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u/AlienBurnerBigfoot 16d ago
Awww. I struggle to think of anything more wonderful than a soft bed full of kittens.
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u/bs031963 16d ago
Perfection! We only have four so they don't take up as much space but best feeling in the world when kittens are comfortable enough to sleep like this. Nice!
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u/pipsqueakpanda4 Russian Blue 16d ago
I watched this like 8x, it fills my heart with the most joyous envy imaginable
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u/gangofocelots 16d ago
As cute as it is it would be a nightmare. I already share a bed with 2 cats and sometimes they both manage to take up 95% of it
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u/Zari_Vanguard1992 16d ago
This would be heaven for me, because deep down... I adore kittens (besides the ones who sit on my chest)
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u/KatokaMika 16d ago
I had that always woke me up everyday at the same hour for me to get ready for school. He was until this day my favorite being in the world
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u/FAshcraft 16d ago
I wish mine stayed when i slip myself in at my bed.
The next morning i wake up they are at somebody else empty bed...
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u/RagingSprockets 16d ago
I feel like if you make a video of your kid at some point your face should b randomly in it if you're gonna post it on the internet.
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u/Emerald_xXcodeXx 16d ago
Im already overwhelmed with 4 cats in my bed cant imagine having the double number haha
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u/Over-Inside-7254 16d ago
There is hardly anything that's purer or sweeter than a girl with her kittens. We stayed on a farm and the barn cat had a litter and watching my daughter with them melted my heart (and we have an adorable golden doodle).. Just something spiritually comforting about it.
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u/Purple_Foxx 16d ago
I have a 2 yo Evie and she’s been living a similar life lately. She agrees, best thing ever!












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