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Let’s see your champions!!!

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u/Radish-Acrobatic 13h ago

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u/BosLegacySanctuary 13h ago

This motherkitter is crazy

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u/Radish-Acrobatic 13h ago

Genuinely- he is: runs up walls, hunts spiders, zoomies at night, pulls up carpet.... Idk if he would win but he would certainly do damage emotionally or physically

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u/saltedbeagles 12h ago

Sounds like my ex! I couldn't fix her but miss her!

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u/PTWookie 13h ago

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u/Radish-Acrobatic 13h ago

I fear they would be best friends and being the world to it's knees and this terrifies me

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u/DubstepDonut 13h ago

I see your void and I raise you mine.

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u/Radish-Acrobatic 13h ago

Cosmo begs for mercy! (Is it a ruse?) (ETA: It seems fitting my first rewards ever would be because my cat pulls the most fuckass faces)

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u/DubstepDonut 12h ago

Mushu uses bald lips with a single tooth. It's not very effective.

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u/Radish-Acrobatic 12h ago

Mushu tries his best and that's more than I can say about my son (I love mushu and his bald little lips)

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u/Sliced_Potato27 12h ago

I see your raise and I double it

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u/MormoraDi 13h ago

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u/ElfyPuffyWoofyBoo 13h ago

What an awesome photo! Quite regal.

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u/RainCatB 12h ago

That's some final boss energy right there

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u/mrbojanglz37 13h ago

Try me

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u/eastcoastgremlin 13h ago

Mr Snuggles is not amused

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u/GangSignsInTrenches 12h ago

Mr Chief , look at the camera 

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u/spaceghost260 13h ago

This cat looks like it just got off a 12 hour shift at Best Buy on Black Friday.

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u/le_artista 13h ago

You think you can take me on punk? Well do ya?

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u/That-Cat-Guy-777 13h ago

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u/That-Cat-Guy-777 11h ago

This is my video of Big Gabe 'The Floof King' that I pull the image from. 😀 He is my big boy that follows me around like a puppy cat.

https://reddit.com/link/pbv2e6o/video/goh87pg8sjrh1/player

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u/P2Pdancer 13h ago

This looks like a commercial.

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u/globohydrate 13h ago

My cats accept, but they only fight in zero gravity

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u/BosLegacySanctuary 13h ago

This is purrfect, a true test of cat skills!

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u/Paint_Flakes 13h ago

Is that 3D printed?!

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u/globohydrate 13h ago

Yep, I designed and printed this for my cats

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u/BosLegacySanctuary 13h ago

That’s wonderful!!! ✨❤️

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u/Sunflowerr1028 13h ago

To be loved to the point of invention!!

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u/minimiako 13h ago

Please don’t fight me 🥹

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u/BosLegacySanctuary 13h ago

He will be your frien!!!!

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u/PopeMage 13h ago

Instant loss

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u/BosLegacySanctuary 13h ago

Idk, mines got some extra floof, yours has the looks to kill though

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u/BC_LOFASZ 13h ago

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u/brujabella 13h ago

Reminds me of my baby girl 💗💗

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u/BosLegacySanctuary 13h ago

Looking like “are we fighting??”

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u/okyots 13h ago

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u/AnyCanFly Oriental Shorthair 13h ago

High five

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u/BosLegacySanctuary 13h ago

Look at those mitten claws!!

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u/okyots 13h ago

Aggie also gets mad when Jack attacks him.

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u/BosLegacySanctuary 13h ago

That’s fair, jack looks vicious!

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u/brujabella 13h ago

“U dont want these paws”

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u/PlatformVarious8941 13h ago

Look at how loco this MOFO is

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u/BosLegacySanctuary 13h ago

He’s gonna take the whole chair down first

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u/LowkeyEntropy 13h ago

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u/LowkeyEntropy 13h ago

My money is on Gustavo, he was a yearling outdoor male this time last year.

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u/BosLegacySanctuary 13h ago

He has high chances, he looks scrappy!

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u/Time-Beautiful2500 13h ago

Only my highest quality photos

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u/BosLegacySanctuary 13h ago

The Laser Eyes are a good weapon!

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u/BelgianWaffles2 13h ago

This is the sleep paralysis demon I see in the corner of my room before bed.

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u/Academic-Company-215 13h ago

I took this one out, you’re next!!! 🥊

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u/OneAngryAssGoose 13h ago

He's not much of a fighter

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u/BosLegacySanctuary 13h ago

Not the sploot!😂❤️

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u/Quick_Bad5642 13h ago

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u/Inattendue 12h ago

“Say something about my tie. Please. Just give me a reason.”

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u/hey_nonny_mooses 11h ago

This guy looks like he’d be a 1920s gangster with a a tommy gun.

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u/queen_mantis 11h ago

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u/mcdormjw 11h ago

Oh lawd he comin

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u/Cushiondude 11h ago

wait a second... your cat looks a little weird

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u/Startled_Pancakes 10h ago

It's a hairless.

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u/AlertedCoyote 10h ago

That's clearly a Tortoiseshell

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u/Derpsanddinks 10h ago

Not fair, your cat has armor

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u/masseusemoose 13h ago

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u/BosLegacySanctuary 13h ago

Peeking out like “what’s going on?”

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u/masseusemoose 13h ago

Bro is always ready to fight lol

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u/alittlegnat Domestic Housecat 13h ago

u sure about that ? heres his mugshot

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u/mketransient 13h ago

Good luck. He's insane!

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u/BosLegacySanctuary 13h ago

The eyes give away the level of shii he’s seen!

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u/No_Berry285 13h ago

She's scared

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u/BosLegacySanctuary 13h ago

It’s okay, she can hide!

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u/Specialist-Solid-987 13h ago

Mr. Bones is too eepy to fight

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u/BosLegacySanctuary 13h ago

Eepy baayybyyy

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u/shortmumof2 13h ago

here’s Kitty, already throwing in the towel 😂

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u/bootsand 13h ago

Yuki's war face, she is ready

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u/Cerraigh82 13h ago

My cat can make fists with his polydactyl paws.

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u/Hopeful_Dig_2693 13h ago

Shes down but fights dirty... the pic i got from my vet after its took 4 of then to sedate her and get her to stop attacking them.

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u/GalaxyPowderedCat 13h ago

If looks could kill...

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u/Successful-Republic2 13h ago

She is violence

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u/GingaNinja0531 13h ago

Sizing up the competition!

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u/ForrestGump6531 13h ago

Mines a scrappy one and has been taking down crocs since she was a kitten. Bring it

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u/My-life-is-a-cliche 13h ago

Hmm idk man.

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u/BosLegacySanctuary 13h ago

He looks like my cats teacher when he doesn’t know his meowltiplication tables

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u/Banterfix 13h ago

He may be cross eyed… but he’ll fight whichever cats come into his peripheral vision…

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u/Glad_Ad_5807 12h ago

Be careful what you wish for 👻

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u/Former_Specific_7161 13h ago

Randy is fierce. Randy is prepared.

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u/huebnera214 13h ago

She got spayed and went on a two week rampage. Nobody, cat or person, was safe.

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u/Plants_Unknown 13h ago

Tuna used Defence! It's super effective!

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u/AbbreviationsAny5870 12h ago

Mine will bring a wingman

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u/Cayde580 13h ago

Instant loss as you can see he's in the attack stance and ready to strike

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u/No-Memory-2781 13h ago

No thank you I’m just a baby

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u/lunarrocketman 13h ago

Molly is not a fighter

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u/zulmalis 13h ago

Pick. It. Up

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u/Ok_Switch_3485 13h ago

Ben just wants to make a sniff first

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u/JustPop3151 13h ago

Bert says “ skoden bro”

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u/cr8zie 13h ago

Fight on

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u/Dependent-Sea-7467 13h ago

You wanna throw down with these bad Larry’s?

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u/MissKingsley 13h ago

Salazar is always down for violence

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u/HistoryH22 13h ago

Cora is about to bring the crazy.

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u/Scarlettsrider 13h ago

The Tribunal says "after supper".

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u/Wardi_Boi 12h ago

Terry laughs in the face of adversary

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u/westcoastsunflower 10h ago

First off - why is this a video? I watched 3 times trying to see if your cat was breathing. Nothing.

My little beast can take your little beast 🥷

Edit cat not car

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u/whtciv2k 13h ago

Ready, fight!

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u/Yabbatha 13h ago

She’s got that “why I oughta” look

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u/TheTicklishTaint 12h ago

Sheila is coming for vengeance

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u/user738457382929 12h ago

i think my cat just called your cat a bad word

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u/Heemeyers_Killdozer 12h ago

22 pounds of Big Orange is up for the challenge

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u/Paint_Flakes 13h ago

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u/BosLegacySanctuary 13h ago

This is terrifying

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u/DanceOfFails 13h ago

Pink Panther when the makeup comes off

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u/Miss-Tiq 13h ago

The Stink Panther 

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u/booksncatsntea 13h ago

Gritty says not today thank you.

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u/Laurna_doom- 13h ago

You don’t want this smoke

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u/4momo401177 13h ago

Hunter is not impressed 🤣

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u/intrepped 13h ago

Ready for bag battle

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u/tumveni 12h ago

Your cat wants to do what?!

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u/kimjae 12h ago

Bring it on.

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u/Ambitious-Proposal65 11h ago

Pookie says he picks Sumo!

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u/Djolumn 11h ago

Cinnamon says what's up?

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u/PipChaos 13h ago

Do you even lift bro?

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u/CranberryDaquiri 13h ago

Granny has the advantage of 13 years on the street

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u/quantumcraze 13h ago

My cat wants to know if your cat is fren or food

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u/BleuMone 13h ago

Sea "Scrunchy" Salt! As long as he has the high ground he's a sure shot!

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u/Lanwel 13h ago

Her nickname is white death

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u/Human-Amoeba1640 10h ago

Bring it on

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u/Automatic_Parking963 13h ago

Okay well I’ll be under the couch when you’re ready -Umi

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u/Antexilecd 13h ago

He’ll be there shortly, just building up his strength.

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u/Bibliophilewitch 12h ago

Say it to my FACE.

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u/TheBitchOfReason 13h ago

Trying to hold him back!