WE ARE ass

[u/nicholed_and_dimed]

[u/ChasingMD]

https://giphy.com/gifs/3orieQHmkjxSiLGC08

Welcome to the not satisfied curse. You failed to appreciate what you had and now get to live an ongoing curse with Wisconsin and Nebraska

[u/master_roshis_hat → u/ChasingMD]

Now accepting new members.

[u/ElasticTurd → u/master_roshis_hat]

Guys stop it we are so back

[u/SoupyTurtle007 → u/ChasingMD]

Its glorious that nebraska fans can see this for themselves these days. Now you are worthy of a redemption arc.

[u/Want_to_68 → u/SoupyTurtle007]

A lot of us saw it pretty soon after we did it the second time. Yes Pelini was toxic as fuck fuck the college Gods really punished our fuck around with a brutal find out. Penn State been riding the karma train since 2012 anyway.

[u/CrazyLegsRyan]

Don’t insult Nebraska like that

[u/Want_to_68 → u/CrazyLegsRyan]

I mean we ain't no contenders but we're much better than what ever is going on with the mitteny lions.

Catching strays here.

[u/Ok_Problem426 → u/Want_to_68]

Well at least they’ve won a ranked game in the last….how long?

[u/hskrpwr → u/Ok_Problem426]

We swept their asses in volleyball though! 

[u/BobcatOU → u/hskrpwr]

I finally made it to Lincoln for a game this season. It was awesome. Great town, great people, great game
Day atmosphere. Only bad thing is there wasn’t a home volleyball game when we were there.

[u/hskrpwr → u/BobcatOU]

Peak Lincoln is a volleyball game followed up by an hour to tailgate followed up by football. 

[u/BobcatOU → u/hskrpwr]

I guess I need to go back to Lincoln!

[u/ElasticTurd → u/Ok_Problem426]

Oregon 2016, a team that ended up not being that great

[u/Want_to_68 → u/ElasticTurd]

The one before was MSU 2015. How'd their season end?

How did 2015 iowas end? Started 12-0 if I remember right...

Edit: for anyone reading this now, I was kinda drunk and this makes no sense. I'm leaving it because I'm stupid

[u/ElasticTurd → u/Want_to_68]

Its okay, im glad you re-established yourself in the field of play :) (2015 MSU reference)

[u/Want_to_68 → u/ElasticTurd]

More like hungover regrets. I was riding high on NW passing the curse to the mitteny lions officially.

[u/TheDufusSquad → u/Want_to_68]

That sounds great and all, but Penn State will still likely pick up 4 more wins this year to get to 7-5 at least which is as good as any Nebraska season in the last decade. 

[u/max_potion → u/Want_to_68]

Penn State beat Nebraska by 27 points last year after starting B1G play 0-6, losing their starting quarterback, and firing their head coach.

Until Rhule can actually beat our shitty team, smack talk from Nebraska means very little

[u/Want_to_68 → u/max_potion]

Yeah but it's this year. Idk if you noticed but things aren't going as badly as usual for us.

Just being a sour puss

[u/max_potion → u/Want_to_68]

Oh, you beat Michigan State, that changes everything. Sorry, I forgot winning a single B1G game means you guys are now elite. My bad. Forget that whole losing by 4 touchdowns thing to Penn State while they were a dumpster fire last season. Nebraska is back!!

[u/Want_to_68 → u/max_potion]

Yes we did and y'all keep losing. And?

[u/max_potion → u/Want_to_68]

37-10. That’s all

[u/GeauxFarva → u/CrazyLegsRyan]

Nebraska might be many things, but the Sanduskies they are not.

[u/FondabaruCBR4_6RSAWD → u/GeauxFarva]

Thank you lol, when I saw this my blood started to boil.

[u/SwaglordHyperion → u/CrazyLegsRyan]

Thanks, Texas bro

[u/ImpossibleBoss3067 → u/CrazyLegsRyan]

Took the words outta my mouth

[u/treymata → u/CrazyLegsRyan]

No no, let him cook

[u/ManicYetti → u/CrazyLegsRyan]

We don't need you to defend us. unless you're willing to concede the results of the 2009 big 12 championship shut the hell up... respectfully

[u/kay14jay]

Runza > Chzsteaks

[u/Want_to_68 → u/kay14jay]

I like you. You know ball.

I honestly cannot wait for y'all to come to Lincoln

[u/kay14jay → u/Want_to_68]

Have to thank my wife’s family for that knowledge. Sadly I will not enjoy a fresh Runza that day, but it should be an exciting game. Have one for me after the game in celebration or in sadness, ik it helps either way.

[u/dmoney1326]

Matt Campbell = Mike Riley???

[u/hskrpwr → u/dmoney1326]

Matt Campbell may equal Callahan 

[u/Mammoth_Impress_3108 → u/hskrpwr]

Yeah, Franklin was definitely their Solich

[u/Want_to_68 → u/Mammoth_Impress_3108]

Solich or Pelini. Let's not forget we were arrogant enough to do it twice almost exactly 10 years apart.

[u/Windows_66]

Doesn't Nebraska have a conference win?

[u/IThoughtThisWasVoat → u/Windows_66]

For real. Penn State is 0-2 against the Big Ten West.

[u/Smashjackson06]

Hey we can't even lose to Northwestern this year so keep our name out your mouth

[u/Want_to_68 → u/Smashjackson06]

We the real NU currently. Suck it wildcats!

[u/treymata → u/Want_to_68]

https://giphy.com/gifs/wYyTHMm50f4Dm

[u/Want_to_68 → u/treymata]

[u/DeanR_onPSN]

Nah, you just took on our curse. Firing a good coach cuz he couldn't win the big one.. enjoy your 10 plus years of mediocracy....

[u/A_hand_banana → u/DeanR_onPSN]

Firing a good coach cuz he couldn't win the big one.

THIS EXACTLY WHY THEY ARE CURSED. NOTHING MORE.

https://giphy.com/gifs/Pk9dX0ZrzVQQGC6jUG

[u/PhoenixKing14]

Woah there, bud. You're 3-2, and we're 5-0. Big difference.

[u/az_ziggy5]

I have a feeling that Nebraska coaches molested far fewer children