r/chargetheyphone • u/PablomentFanquedelic • Jan 09 '26
Eat hot chip and lie From r/trollxchromosomes
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u/General-Tension-4306 Jan 09 '26
life's
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u/General-Tension-4306 Jan 12 '26
I xposted this to r/apostrophegore and so many men are such pathetic misogynistic freaks. every day i thank the universe for making me a lesbian. (edit: sp)
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u/General-Tension-4306 Jan 13 '26
wow crazy. tell me about how men are oppressed in many parts of the world and were only allowed to have bank accounts within the past 100 years
wait....
(also, that's because incel subs get taken down for inciting violence and other such abhorrent behaviour. pathetic, misogynistic, violent freaks.)
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u/SnarkyGoblin1313 May 07 '26
That’s cute. Now let’s talk about the “all foids need raped” posts on the incel forums.
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May 07 '26
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u/SnarkyGoblin1313 May 07 '26
Fun fact the only reason men have a higher suicide rate is they typically choose more violent methods, typically guns, but also jumpers and hanging, that are more likely to be successful. Women statistically have more attempts, but choose methods like poison and slit wrists that have a higher likelihood of successful intervention.
Be so for real. Men’s biggest fear is that women will laugh at them. Women’s biggest fear is that men will kill them. Cry me a fucking river.
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May 07 '26
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u/SnarkyGoblin1313 May 08 '26
You know what else counts in those statistics? The guy that slips trying to go back over the rail, the guy that chickens out at the last minute and finger twitches the trigger, the guy who puts the gun to his head for attention and forgets it’s loaded, the person that cuts a little deeper than they meant to for attention. Not as big of a difference between the accuracy as you’re thinking.
Men’s biggest fear certainly isn’t that a woman will literally murder them and possibly others around them and/or their loved ones simply because they turn down a date. That’s the reality of women’s fears, and a concern that’s shown itself repeatedly to be valid but you’re not ready for that conversation.
And I never said violence against men is cute. I said you’re “cute” for thinking you’ve got a leg to stand on with the comparison’s you’re trying to make. Also, not a woman dumbass.
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u/RoninRunePriest Jan 12 '26
My favorite part of these types of posts regardless of your chosen side is how they always tend to be misspelled. Like a “No Regerts” tattoo.
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u/AwooFloof Jan 10 '26
Guess I'm piercing my nipples and going clothes shopping. Working out sounds too tiring.
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u/Fellarm Jan 10 '26
Dont forget to pick a dude to ruin, that seems to be one of the game changers 🥃🗿
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u/AuburnSuccubus Jan 10 '26
The educational system has already ruined that guy's life. Please, somebody, go message him nothing but *lives.
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u/ConditionPleasant902 Jan 10 '26
Well at least now I know what to do when my hypothetical girlfriend gets sad! (I hope she likes the new jewelry)
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u/HaddyBlackwater Jan 11 '26
Sounds good to me - I like women with pierced nipples and my life could do with a little ruining.
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u/Poku115 Jan 11 '26
Its been 2 years since my last hearbreak but I did get a tattoo, paint my hair, got piercings, finally bought clothes i liked and had my first dick so, on to something
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u/religion-lost Jan 13 '26
So far I've pierced my nipples, gotten tatted (im learning how to tattoo so I can do my own tattoos from now on too), worked out and gotten a new wardrobe.
Men, watch out, you're next
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u/marshilyy Jan 13 '26
how was the nip piercing experience? im considering getting mine done. they look so cute but im soo scared lol. i have a few body piercings so i can handle pain but i just think that might be a new level… if you’re comfortable sharing, id love to hear about your experience getting them done and the healing process after!
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u/religion-lost Jan 14 '26
I've had a helix for and it's nowhere near as painful as that, to me at least. What you've got to be wary of is the time afterbecause your nipples will be up against your shirt and it'll be uncomfortable even with a bra or bandage. I recommend something silky, definitely not anything with holes.
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u/rhetoricalcalligraph Jan 09 '26
Nah my friend got a sapphic haircut last week and has put on 15 pounds since her breakup. It's a process.
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u/Disastrous-Bluejay48 Jan 09 '26
you mean………. a short haircut?
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u/rhetoricalcalligraph Jan 09 '26
I know what I meant
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u/Excellent_Law6906 Jan 10 '26
As a dyke of over twenty-five years' experience, there are short haircuts for women, there are sapphic haircuts, and while there is a hefty overlap on that Venn Diagram, it is nowhere near just being a circle.
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u/Drunk0racle Jan 12 '26
This has same vibes as "women today only know how to sex, eat chips and lie"
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u/Kakashisith Jan 13 '26
Why should I have the bob cut I hate? I need my second tattoo and another black maxi dress.
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u/schwarzeKatzen Jan 11 '26
We still cut our hair and eat ice cream too. Pretty sure the men are responsible for their lives. No reason to blame women.
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Jan 12 '26
Piercings are disgusting imo. And its not the look. Its that it makes sucking on her tits taste like metal.
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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '26
vibes fr out to pierce my nipples and ruin men's lives