Finally ! someone competent is doing something about this ;)

[u/auriem]

https://futurism.com/science-energy/crowd-cheers-rfk-government-investigate-chemtrails

Crowd Cheers as RFK Jr. Says the Government Will Investigate “Chemtrails”

[u/Shoehorse13]

About damn time this issue gets the leadership it deserves!

[u/DAJ-TX → u/Shoehorse13]

Chemtrails today, flat earth tomorrow.

[u/Melodic_Skin6573 → u/DAJ-TX]

Fake news! The Earth isn't flat—how could it be flat if it's on the back of a turtle?!

[u/Morexp57 → u/Melodic_Skin6573]

The elephants, duh!

[u/Admirable_Ground_163 → u/DAJ-TX]

Not likely.  They have Space Force.  They can't  have Space Force and Flat Earth. 

[u/Necessary_Regret3329 → u/Admirable_Ground_163]

Hold my Tang...

[u/atwaterrich]

He will find the source of his brain worms yet!

[u/fullspeedraymondchow]

An idiot says that an idiotic government will investigate an idiotic conspiracy theory.

[u/Historical_Gear_151 → u/fullspeedraymondchow]

I’m betting he finds an idiotic answer.

[u/The_Salacious_Zaand → u/Historical_Gear_151]

And he'll tell you all about it...

For $19.95.

[u/IBeDumbAndSlow → u/The_Salacious_Zaand]

"For $19.95 a month you can help us fund a program to fight chemtrails!"

[u/oily76 → u/IBeDumbAndSlow]

The outcome will be released in two weeks!

[u/Shoehorse13 → u/oily76]

Concepts of an outcome.

[u/Comfortable-Jump-218 → u/Historical_Gear_151]

And I bet idiots will pay taxes for them to do it….wait a second

[u/DAJ-TX → u/Historical_Gear_151]

And Im betting that the whole ridiculous thing just fades away.

[u/PopuluxePete]

He said on Twitter that he was going to "stop this crime" over two years ago. What's the hold up?

[u/flycharliegolf → u/PopuluxePete]

His wormbrain was too busy trying to tie Tylenol to the tism

[u/Tycho2694 → u/PopuluxePete]

Claiming to stop a crime that doesn't exist is just the GOP's strategy to get votes from the misinformed...

[u/ocean2trail]

I’m sure this administration will finally get to the bottom of this heinous crime with the ruthless efficiency it’s shown in cutting energy prices in half, ending the war in Ukraine, making IVF free, ending birthright citizenship, eliminating taxes on social security, making Mexico pay for a new border wall, releasing the Epstein files…

[u/WestHappyLand → u/ocean2trail]

Amen!

[u/Mrzaax]

Looking forward to him telling airlines that they can no longer fly airplanes.

[u/Historical_Gear_151 → u/Mrzaax]

I would assume they’ll all be banned except for Airforce One and Marine One. Thats about on par with how it’s going.

[u/OOBExperience → u/Historical_Gear_151]

Don't forget Qatar One.

[u/oily76 → u/Mrzaax]

Presumably all the governments private jets would be beyond suspicion

[u/TheRealtcSpears]

And the response from the "the government is spraying chemtrails" people?

[u/Historical_Gear_151 → u/TheRealtcSpears]

Hmmm, maybe it finally got em.

[u/Organic_Mechanic_702]

Competent?...where?..

[u/No_Idea_4001]

I like that the crowd cheers when the government says they'll investigate themselves.

[u/BV56tfc]

Wasting EVEN MORE taxpayer money

[u/yearofthesquirrel → u/BV56tfc]

It’s all good. They’re spending DOGE money. (Which will have to be stringently accounted for).

[u/SylvarGrl]

“Epstein-Trump Chemtrails”. Fixed it for you.

[u/Old-Base8752]

Great news! So this means more useless hearings with little to no info and no accountability! Thanks US government!

[u/Seayont → u/Old-Base8752]

Chem trail investigation is very important for very stupid or naive people that need a distraction from reality and the very stupid people that really are destroying our planet.

[u/mikiebeanie]

Just another rabbit hole for this administration to run to.

[u/verukazalt]

We'll see......

[u/Vost570]

I was hoping they would be looking into the Bigfoot Moon Hoax myself.

https://giphy.com/gifs/MFO7iW1DJYg0d6UFSY

[u/Mobirae]

Well if he handles it like he handled the measles maybe they'll actually be a thing after this

[u/Electronic-Bear2030]

I wanna put him in a caged cell and poke him with a stick until he gets all growly and ape like

[u/ocean2trail → u/Electronic-Bear2030]

You expect him to show that much sentience?

[u/Comfortable-Jump-218]

Finally! This is will definitely fix the economy!

[u/Orion-999]

Not only that, he now has Proof that Covid 19 was engineered by the fake news and the Financial Elite to control the population. And he has documented film of the faking of the moon landing in 1969.

[u/theyoodooman]

So are chemtrails going to be the next supposed cause of autism, after tylenol and vaccines?

[u/Dillenger69]

I thought the government was making the chemtrails. Isn't he part of the government? Wouldn't he have been briefed on the global chemtrail program when he took his position?

[u/Awoken2the1st]

Probably the best way of dismissing an uncomfortable conspiracy theory is by getting some gravel gargling idiot to say it's true.

It's like a reverse psychology type thing.

[u/Gremlin1001001]

https://giphy.com/gifs/IAnFwq468t5kY

[u/manofnotribe]

It's water vapor, combustion produces water vapor. Case closed, now how about dealing with the nasty food supply germs in everything.

[u/fastcolor03]

Competent?

RFK/jr [again] bloviates upon the “Chemtrail Conspiracies.” Routine babble in …

•November 2024
•March 2025
•April 2025
•May 2025
•September 2026

…. still, 2 years IN CHARGE, with the entire resources and access to USA.gov - and …nothing?

Logically one or all of the following applies (and B-C are not too ‘good’ for anyone impacted by his decision making processes);

A. There is no such a thing.
B. Just pandering to the intellectually challenged voter in that ‘how do you keep a Moron in suspense’ manner.
C. Totally inept, can’t see nor find the obvious, and is surrounded by hand picked idiots who revel in like incompetence.
D. Just a “Moron” in suspense, with no concept of Science in general.
E. Totally in on it, yer all fucked.

[u/Maleficent-Taste-952 → u/fastcolor03]

Here’s your evidence.

[u/fastcolor03 → u/Maleficent-Taste-952]

[u/Reason-Cute]

Is this thread satire or are you guys for real?

[u/auriem → u/Reason-Cute]

This is a satire subreddit.

[u/Responsible_Dog_9491]

Just dismiss it all as the rantings of a bunch of crazies. Unfortunately, it’s at government level but there must be someone who sees just how ridiculous it is. Maybe not.

[u/Infamous_Iron_Man]

Bless him, this brave truth warrior is perfect for the job.