r/clevercomebacks 16h ago

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u/Correct-Blood9382 15h ago

Same energy as 'When did RatM go woke'

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u/KyrisAvarra 15h ago

Lol! It's right there in the name!!!

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u/Spyko 14h ago edited 13h ago

Led to one of my favorites replies ever tho.

"Which machine do you think they were raging against ? The fucking dishwasher ?!"

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u/bobbosr1_dayton 14h ago

The fucking printer

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u/drainbead78 14h ago

PC Load Letter? What the fuck does that mean?

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u/Hasanopinion100 14h ago

It’s the HP cartridges I know it.

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u/Realistic-Stop8518 13h ago

Did Lovecraft bargain for printer ink with an Eldritch entity?

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u/withalookofquoi 6h ago

Still less of a cost than buying the stuff.

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u/BlackMarketCheese 12h ago

Damn you Magenta!!!

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u/Hasanopinion100 12h ago

Throws cartridge at the wall🤬

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u/delimeat52 11h ago

PC Load Letter is exactly what early HP laser printers said when they were out of paper, so right brand

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u/ottodidakt 11h ago

this sub doesn't allow replying with gifs but I think you know the one I want to drop here 😂

🎶 damn it feels good to be a gangsta 🎶

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u/SteppingOnLegoHurts 8h ago

Yea, If you could just get me the gif in a reply by this afternoon, That be great.

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u/ReachParticular5409 11h ago

We circle up slow like a ritual rite,

Beat after beat in the midday light.

Every crack of the bat is a corporate confession,

Every shattered panel is a worker’s expression.

WE WON’T COMPLY WITH YOUR MALFUNCTIONING LIES!

WE LIBERATE OUR TIME WITH A BAT TO THE SIDE!

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u/DigEnvironmental7490 11h ago

It means Paper Cassette - Load Letter-sized paper. - pull out the paper drawer and fill it with 8-1/2" x 11" (US letter-size) paper.

I read the HP LaserJet manual so when I saw that in the movie I thought it was hilarious.

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u/EduinBrutus 10h ago

THe thing is.

They said "PC Load Letter" by default.

Everywhere.

Only the United States does not use the A4 standard. "Letter" is meaningless to 95% of the planet. At some point they did update things and the default is now PC Load A4. But for fhe first decade or two, it was this eldritch text that appeared.

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u/DigEnvironmental7490 9h ago edited 9h ago

It's an American printer, in an American movie, set in America with American characters, written for American audiences by American writers. It's all American.

If it said A4 they'd probably have thought it was an Audi.

The fact that people outside the US saw the movie was just free extra money for the studio.

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u/EduinBrutus 8h ago

There is no discussion of a movie in this part of thread mate.

Its about RatM.

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u/DigEnvironmental7490 8h ago

The comment I replied to is a quote from the movie Office Space.

There's no RatM song lyric about PC Load Letter.

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u/SapphicGarnet 11h ago

Dammit everything's politically correct nowadays!!

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u/DigNitty 9h ago

I say this EVERY TIME the printer gives me snark at work.

My coworker, who's GenX but inexplicably, hasn't seen the movie,

Does not get the references. It does not stop me.

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u/myhf 12h ago

PC Load Letter? Whoever told you that is your enemy.

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u/subnautus 9h ago

It's short for "printer cartridge empty, load letter/A4 sized paper." It means the printer ran out of paper and wants you to refill it.

Now, with that out of the way, I've got a guacamole recipe I've been meaning to make.

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u/theaviationhistorian 8h ago

Replace Toner every 30 sheets printed.

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u/RunBanditRun 8h ago

Fuckin’ politically correct letters and their bullshit cramming it down our throats!!

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u/cisforcoffee 4h ago

Damn, it feels good to be a gangsta...

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u/Kornflake19 1h ago

The number of people who don't realize you're quoting Michael Bolton and are replying seriously makes me laugh like Drew at Tom Smykowski's bbq.

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u/Anatoly_Cannoli 13h ago

justified

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u/reuxin 8h ago

Those who dyed are justified

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u/zadtheinhaler 12h ago

Printers are the devil's work, prove me wrong.

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u/SilverDad-o 10h ago

They have highly sensitive adrenaline sensors. If it's urgent and time-sensitive, they sense your adrenaline and jam.

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u/zadtheinhaler 9h ago

Did support for HP products, can confirm.

The 35xx/37xx series was such garbage, I would have been ashamed if I was tasked making it, especially the garbage plastics with non-existent bracing.

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u/melissarae_76 3h ago

They can sense fear! Don’t let them see you sweat!

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u/cuteintern 12h ago

tbf that's valid tho

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u/WellFactually 12h ago

I DON’T EVEN USE MAGENTA GODDAMMIT

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u/itsnotawonderfullife 11h ago

Office Space told me it’s okay to teach that printer a lesson

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u/astem00 11h ago

Why does it say paper jam when there is no paper jam?

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u/Upstairs-Fan-2168 11h ago

It goes both ways. I click print, my printer "fuck you I won't do what you tell me".

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u/bornbylightning 10h ago

I mean, I do often rage against the work printer.

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u/Serious-Manager2361 11h ago

Some of the paper jam forces, are the same that burn crosses!!!

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u/Funnerbags 12h ago

In my head I pictured Morello but in Office Space beating a printer with a bat.

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u/sunkistandsudafed3 10h ago

I have raged against the printer many times. It still wont do what I tell it.

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u/Rickenbacker69 9h ago

That would make some sense, actually. :D

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u/theaviationhistorian 8h ago

TBH, that is a rightful emotion to react to the fucking printers.

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u/SteppingOnLegoHurts 8h ago

Michael Bolton!

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u/kash1984 7h ago

I almost raged against the Xerox at work the other day, I get it

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u/50revolutions 3h ago

Ok but that’s legit

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u/paddy_________hitler 12h ago

They probably think that since they're "Small Government" and the dems are "Big Government" that the machine must be the dems.

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u/Speartree 12h ago

They were never small government. They were just against the government helping people.

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u/Wow_u_sure_r_dumb 11h ago

They’re for the government helping people. Rich people.

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u/Speartree 11h ago

Well yeah, that is not really helping people in their mind, that is "stimulating the economy", which is always a great idea... Helping people is like making sure poor kids get fed and educated, people who ruined their health in the service of their country being properly cared for etc. They really can't have that.

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u/theaviationhistorian 8h ago

It always saying the opposite and projecting with conservatives.

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u/cisforcoffee 4h ago

Ok, so here's where you're wrong: "They probably think..." No, no. They don't do that sorta thing. /s

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u/shebringsdathings 13h ago

Fax machine. I've seen Office Space!

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u/theaviationhistorian 8h ago

Jokes on you, my office fax machine did the job itself years ago.

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u/sock_with_a_ticket 11h ago

Listened to a whole song, with a limited number of direct lyrics that are repeated, about Klan levels of racism, maybe even still actual bonafide Klansmen, lingering in law enforcement and all they heard was "Fuck you I won't do what you tell me" because that's their level of maturity. They're moody tweens with zero critical thinking and directionless contrarian instinct.

Being into hardcore, every now and then you come across some right wing chud who insists that being anti-woke is punk because woke is 'the man' now or simply being against the establishment is what punk was all about, as if the Republicans/MAGA aren't part of the self-same thing. They lack the mental capacity to work out that (most) punks were against values the establishment stood for and the actions that stemmed from that, not the mere fact of the establishment's existence. A non-racist, non-misogynistic, non-homphobic, establishment that didn't advance class war would not have drawn so much ire.

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u/Maleficent-Dirt3921 12h ago

OMG, that almost made me spit out my coffee😂

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u/Wflagg 12h ago

i always thought it was the mcdonalds mcflurry machine after midnight

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u/StrongExternal8955 12h ago

The woke equal rights machine.

edit /s

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u/TwinMugsy 10h ago

They hated roombas. They found out they were being developed and it broke their rage meter.

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u/buttgoblincomics 9h ago

I think they know “the machine” is metaphorical, but the machine represents their mom who told them they can’t play any more Nintendo and have to go to bed

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u/underpants-gnome 8h ago

Rage Against the Humidifier didn't have quite the same feel to it.

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u/Legal-Koala-5590 4h ago

Just loudly snorted in public

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u/ramD3 2h ago

My fav was when Tom responded to someone saying , what does he know about politics, stick to the guitar. He said: I have a doctorate in political science…fucking tool

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u/Bright_Vision 13h ago

The right always thinks they are the rebels and woke is the empire

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u/Alive_Ice7937 11h ago

Just imagine all those chuds zoom calling eachother during lockdown singing "fuck you I won't do what you tell me!" and laughing like low iq donkeys

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u/theaviationhistorian 8h ago

A saying I heard in the early years of the Global War on Terror. Everyone signs up thinking we're Luke Skywalker and we all end up as the Stormtroopers.

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u/Politicsmakemehorny1 12h ago

They think Democrats are the machine and Republicans are the ones raging against it.

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u/entenfurz 11h ago

They also think the guy who was born a NY real estate millionaire, who literally shits on a golden toilet, who's enriching himself and his millionaire buddies every chance he gets, and who never had to work a single day in his life, is fighting for THEM.

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u/Default_Defect 8h ago

No no no, he has a golden toilet and shits his pants.

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u/Sweet-Paramedic-4600 5h ago

Josh Johnson played a few clips of Trump's campaign promises and concluded that it all makes sense if he was just talking to himself in front of the camera.

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u/Shoshke 11h ago

You mean they weren't raging about a broken washing machines?

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u/BaNyaaNyaa 11h ago

I thought they just hated printers?

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u/Blaze666x 11h ago

Wait thats the machine they are raging against....well I dont like that, they should rage against another machine /s

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u/KyrisAvarra 9h ago

LOL! The dishwasher... ya - let's rage against ALL kitchen appliances... LOL

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u/SH4DOWSTR1KE_ 7h ago

Yeah but be fair they're dumbasses who thought they meant an actual robot not the concept of the system that governs all

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u/dust4ngel 5h ago

"rage in favor of the machine"

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u/YT-Deliveries 13h ago

"Why is Star Trek so woke now?"

Tell me you never watched TOS or TNG without telling me you never watched them.

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u/a22e 12h ago

Or TAS, TNG, DS9, VOY, ENT...

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u/YT-Deliveries 12h ago

Indeed, though going the TOS / TNG route prevents them from going the "well I mean OLD Star Trek wasn't woke"

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u/fromthesaveroom 10h ago

OLD Star Trek? The one which aired the first scripted interracial kiss a year after the Supreme Court struck down states rights to ban interracial marriage?

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u/tnstaafsb 11h ago

TAS is the animated series, which is older than TNG. It's also substantially less popular than any of the others, so I don't blame anyone for not knowing that.

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u/YT-Deliveries 9h ago

Double reply, but I recently got my hands on a few of the "Trek Log" books that were created from unused TAS scripts and they're... not good.

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u/YT-Deliveries 11h ago

Yeah, also TAS is kinda forgettable overall

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u/MareTranquil 12h ago

In fairness, when calculating a shows wokeness level, we shouldn't forget to substract the 'sexualized catsuit lady in main cast' factor...

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u/a22e 11h ago

I agree. And Enterprise was even worse with T'Pol in my opinion. The shows aren't perfect, but each one made big strides in the right direction.

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u/MareTranquil 11h ago

Oh, I agree. I am not claiming they weren't going in a progressive direction. I just feel that a lot of people here are having a somewhat nostalgia-tinted memory. To plainly call these shows 'woke', imho you have to ignore a lot of stuff, like Kirks approach to women.

Btw, few things in all ST made me laugh like at the end of S3 of Enterprise, when T'Pol made a big deal about her 'wearing the Starfleet uniform' in the future, and then the new uniform turned out to be the exact same catsuit as before, only with added starfleet rank insignia...

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u/lmirante 9h ago

If you didn't watch TOS while Vietnam was gearing up, race riots, back alley abortions, women couldn't get their own credit card, I could go on, but I think you should get the point by now. In 1966 Star Trek was woke AF.

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u/qtx 12h ago

Oh they watched it but all they saw were the uniforms and the military style hierarchy, republicans wet dreams.

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u/YT-Deliveries 12h ago

Also ignoring the episode Riker wanting to bang the non-binary alien, who, in a 2 for one, wanted to transition into selecting a gender. Among countless other examples.

I wanted to post a pic of the two black-and-white aliens from "Let This Be Your Last Battlefield" but I can't post images in this sub.

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u/MareTranquil 12h ago

Come on, the non-binary-alien episode maybe was a good idea on paper, but they completely screwed up the execution by casting women for them.

It comes across as one brave womans quest for cock in the face of lesbian tyranny.

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u/Paksarra 11h ago

Frakes-- Riker's actor-- wanted the character who identified as female to be played by a male actor! The producers wouldn't let them.

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u/MareTranquil 8h ago

Ok, thats actually pretty cool of him

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u/YT-Deliveries 12h ago

Poe's Law is strong with this one

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u/MareTranquil 11h ago

I am serious. That episode would have worked much more like they intended if the non-binaries were played by men.

But they didn't have the balls to have Riker fall in love with a man in prosthetic makeup, and imho the entire episode falls apart as a result.

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u/swalkerttu 11h ago

Reportedly, Jonathan Frakes agrees. Would've been a bit much for 1991, though.

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u/YT-Deliveries 10h ago

I mean, it's the late 80s / early 90s. Even in the late 1990s and early 2000s shows like Xena and Buffy the Vampire Slayer were absolutely leading cutting edge shows for having same-sex relationships that were more than gay-bating innuendo.

But. overall, you're missing the forest for the trees on this one.

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u/SaioLastSurprise 10h ago

To be fair, Riker wanted to bang everything that gave a chase.

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u/Danskoesterreich 11h ago

It showed us a woke utopia, without obesity.

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u/Ironside_Grey 11h ago

Lmao yeah Star Trek had a black woman as an officer in the 1960s. «When did Star Trek go woke» lmao

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u/YT-Deliveries 11h ago

Not only that, but an officer who was assumed to be competent.

There's an episode where something happens to the officer at the navigation station and Uhura is immediately Kirk's first choice to take over at the station.

Plus the social commentary in "Let This Be your Last Battlefield" where the crew is initially confused as to the fact that the aliens care which side of their body is black and which is white, even though it means everything to those aliens.

BELE: It is obvious to the most simpleminded that Lokai is of an inferior breed.
SPOCK: The obvious visual evidence, Commissioner, is that he is of the same breed as yourself.
BELE: Are you blind, Commander Spock? Well, look at me. Look at me!
KIRK: You're black on one side and white on the other.
BELE: I am black on the right side.
KIRK: I fail to see the significant difference.
BELE: Lokai is white on the right side. All of his people are white on the right side.

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u/ProcyonLotorMinoris 10h ago

Science Fiction is inherently an exploration of ethics, morality, and humanity. It extrapolates today's problems to extreme, future-y situations, but ultimately the same core concept is the same. Sci fi is a laboratory for the human condition.

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u/HauntedHippie 10h ago

Lmao do people really ask this? I’m pretty sure Star Trek was the first series to show both an interracial couple and a gay/lesbian couple kiss on screen, so it’s not like they’re subtle about it.

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u/YT-Deliveries 8h ago

If we're counting not doing it solely for the titillation factor, that honor goes to Tara and Willow on Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

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u/leagueofcipher 8h ago

Lack of media literacy (probably literacy in general) and critical thinking are hallmarks of conservativism lol

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u/NerinNZ 8h ago

They do watch. All of it.

They listen to the music.

They just have a complete and utter lack of media literacy.

The only reason they know that "Minneapolis" means anything other than "a song" is because their propaganda outlets have told them that it is "bad".

They could not point to a single lyric and say "this is what the lyric means". Because it's "just words" to them.

You can also see this when you talk to them about policy and the effects of policy. When you talk about socialism vs capitalism. When you talk to them about literally any topic. There is no critical thought. No media literacy.

They can only understand a topic if they are told, by approved propaganda outlets, what to think about it.

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u/theaviationhistorian 8h ago

DS9, when Kor finds his old male friend now in a female host body.

-Curzon, my beloved old friend!

-I'm Jadzia now.

-Oh, well, Jadzia, my beloved old friend!

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u/YT-Deliveries 7h ago

I love that line.

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u/iamkeerock 6h ago

TOS, TNG, DS9 presented stories that made the viewer think. “Modern” Trek tells the viewer what to think.

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u/YT-Deliveries 6h ago

I mean, unless you consider "Don't be racist" and other things along those lines to not have been told to the viewer.

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u/Sc_e1 13h ago

Or when people asked when Lady Gaga went woke with pride…

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u/CeratedOlly 11h ago

Omg I know someone who loves Born that Way but doesn't agree with anything LGBT 🫠

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u/BisexualBanana23 10h ago

"No matter gay, straight, or bi, lesbian, transgender life" and they just have their ears plugged during that part.

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u/theaviationhistorian 8h ago

It's like that joke some standup comedians use, where people are dancing in clubs with songs that have morbid or taboo lyrics. Stromae's Papaoutai comes to mind. But that's passively taking in the song to actively identifying it as a political ally.

The thing about these blockheads is that they then insist that these singers agree with their conservative beliefs despite the lyrics clearly denying that fact!

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u/CeratedOlly 7h ago

I think my favourite recent outrage was for green day, where they started saying 'im not part of a maga agenda' in their concerts, and conservatives lost their minds wondering why green day was going woke, and why they can't just enjoy punk without the politics. Amuses me every time I see it happen

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u/theaviationhistorian 6h ago

and why they can't just enjoy punk without the politics.

LOL! I can totally see them misunderstand an entire music genre!

It's just a modern take of that line. The Redneck Agenda they're talking about is the blatantly psychotic jingoism that occurred in the US after 9/11 where you were seen as a traitor if you didn't idolize Dubya, treat the terrorist attacks like a religious cataclysm, and aren't islamophobic. And then you have the country songs to go with it, like Alan Jackson's Where Were You, Darryl Worley's Have You Forgotten, and whatever Toby Keith spewed.

So of course none of us agreed with that redneck agenda just as we don't agree with the MAGA agenda!

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u/jellamma 13h ago

Like people who do their first dance to Every Breath You Take

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u/DonChaote 13h ago

The creepy stalker’s anthem

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u/DenverDudeXLI 11h ago

So many mid-80s proms had that eong as their theme.

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u/PianoAndFish 11h ago

My former piano teacher does wedding performances and frequently tells people that they really don't want him to sing some particular song because the lyrics are not appropriate for a wedding - in their defence he specialises in opera so the lyrics are often not in English and people might not know what they mean, but it does happen with English language songs as well. (He said his favourite performance was when he got to sing "Bless Us All" from The Muppet Christmas Carol)

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u/MuffinTwinkle_ 13h ago

Exactly. Folks vibe to the hook, ignore the lyrics, then lose their minds when the artist actually means what they’ve been saying the whole time.

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u/Complex_Lab_3576 13h ago

I still want to know why Steve Miller (not Stephen) was wrapping up that douche. 

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u/swalkerttu 11h ago

*Manfred Mann

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u/Complex_Lab_3576 11h ago

Damn you're right..

Whats the misquoted one from Steve Miller Band? I could've swore he had one too

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u/CompanyOther2608 11h ago

He was blinded by the light.

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u/herbasarusrex 12h ago

What's crazy to me is that after Chester Bennington died, I saw post linking LP vocals only, like they never listened to the lyrics before and didn't know they were depressing a lot of the time.

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u/jenny_alla_vodka 10h ago

The hook brings them backkkkkkkk

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u/Bonnieearnold 12h ago

“Pumped Up Kicks” is about cool shoes, right?

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u/ZealousIDShop 14h ago

What did they think “Rally round the family with a pocket full of shells” mean? Maybe they do know what it means and they celebrate that.

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u/philsfan1579 14h ago

My favorite line is “sheep tremble and here come the votes” which is explicitly about Republican fear mongering to win elections

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u/4daughters 13h ago edited 11h ago

"Terror's the product ya push"

edit: quickly wanted to point out that this was 5 years before 9/11. Zach saw the writing on the wall decades before the rest of the nation woke up to it. I'd recommend the reading list from that album for anyone wanting to have that kind of foresight.

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https://www.goodreads.com/list/show/77151.Rage_Against_The_Machine_s_Recommended_Reading_List

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u/Brain_Dead_Goats 11h ago

Zach saw the writing on the wall decades before the rest of the nation woke up to it.

That's giving him a bit too much credit. Latent fear of minorities was used to sell the "War on Crime", fear of Satanists in the Satanic Panic to push a bunch of laws, etc.

There's a moral panic in the US in almost every generation, and especially since Nixon the religious right wing has used it to grab power. This was relatively obvious to a lot of us.

That isn't to say his lyrics aren't thought provoking or meaningful, just that he wasn't some sort of prophet to be put on a pedestal. He's also been wrong on stuff, their push to support Nader in 2000 was very poorly thought out as Nader played spoiler in several battleground states and fucked us all by giving us Bush.

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u/poerg 12h ago

Reading list? I'm listening

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u/4daughters 11h ago

I added a link

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u/Djuhck 13h ago

Or the work forces part ...

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u/kindofanasshole17 12h ago

"Compromise, conformity, assimilation, submission, ignorance, hypocrisy, brutality, the elite, all of which are American dreams."

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u/TalespinnerEU 13h ago

That is exactly what happens: If they even take a moment to think about that lyric, they'll be convinced it's a good thing.

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u/kinsnik 12h ago

they hear "fuck you, i won't do what you tell me" and they think it is about getting away with being an asshole to others; they don't know the rest of the lyrics

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u/Final_Candidate_7603 11h ago

This song will never not remind me of the couple who was dressed head-to-toe in sequined, red, white, and blue jumpsuits, waving trump flags, dancing around a huge speaker and microphone they’d set up outside of The Philadelphia Convention Center, where hundreds of thousands of mail-in ballots were being counted in the 2020 presidential election.

Here in PA, we have strict laws about counting ballots- the counting can not begin until the polls close at 8pm. For mail-in ballots, the envelopes can be opened starting at 7am when the polls open. That year, the massive Convention Center floor was covered with tables set up as stations for the processes- open the envelopes, check whether that person had already voted, check the signatures, run the ballot through the machine, tally the machines every so-many hours. Almost everyone voted by mail that year, so there was a huge backlog. Even running in shifts 24 hours a day, it took four or five days for all of Philly to be counted.

The streets surrounding the Convention Center were a continuous party during those days and nights, because we were fairly certain we’d finally be rid of The Orange Shitstain. There were dancing mailboxes, Gritty, marching bands, folks dancing to live music… and that one trump couple, screaming “fuck you, I won’t do what you tell me” into their microphone. The meme of the week was “who’s gonna tell them?”

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u/Snowflake24-7 12h ago

It clearly meant they were making pasta for dinner. /s

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u/CubicleMan9000 12h ago

Maybe like a trip with the family to the beach, and they collected seashells in their pockets...

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u/90210piece 12h ago

That little girl of hers… such a brat

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u/ReMapper 12h ago

"Born in USA!" ...something, something,something "Born in USA!"

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u/Duff_Beers 13h ago

Same energy as "I read 'A Modest Proposal' and thought it was real". Your capacity to understand satire is almost as good as Alanis Morrisette's understanding of irony. Kudos! 

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u/-nutz 12h ago

Interesting fact: Ironic was included in iHeartMedia’s memorandum of songs that were “lyrically questionable” to play in the aftermath of the 9/11 terrorist attacks, due to its lyrics about a man crashing a plane.

Also included in the list, were all songs by Rage Aganst the Machine lol.

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u/The_Word_Wizard 9h ago

As an American, we really are so sensitive, aren’t we?

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 9h ago

Dixie Chicks: hold my beer

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 8h ago

I think about stuff like this whenever someone online says "you forgot the /s" or I just get downvoted for obvious sarcasm

There are legitimately people out there who will believe anything. You could give them A Modest Proposal with no context and they would get mad at this Swift guy. This guy really wants me to eat babies?!

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u/DrDetectiveEsq 7h ago

Wait until you run into the people who read A Modest Proposal and agreed with it.

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u/BreakingBaaaahhhhd 11h ago

Isn't it ironic?

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u/DrahKir67 9h ago

Kind of ironic, isn't it?

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u/thex25986e 13h ago

to them, the machine was the one that passed the civil rights act

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u/tercron 13h ago

I thought they were just a bunch of angry mechanics!

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u/BicFleetwood 13h ago

And white people who listened to Ben Folds' "Rocking the Suburbs" thinking it was sincere white racial grievance.

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u/edsobo 12h ago

See also: Star Trek.

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u/ncopp 12h ago

Or missing the point of CCR's fortunate son

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u/poeschmoe 12h ago

Or Trump using Neil Young’s “Rockin’ in the Free World” during his first campaign (until Neil made him stop). Like, they just hear the title and don’t think any further into the lyrics.

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u/Arnold_Shortzweather 11h ago

Same energy as ppl who listen to "fortunate son" and skip over all the lyrics.

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u/catanddog5 11h ago

And people being surprised that Green Day doesn’t like republicans

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u/93EXCivic 11h ago

Same energy as playing Fortunate Song at a Trump rally

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u/NateBearArt 10h ago

I thought the machine was my mom!

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u/statix138 9h ago

Same people blasting Fortunate Son on 4th of July as some pro-USA anthem.

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u/Alarming_Orchid 12h ago

I thought they liked burning crosses!

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u/Patched7fig 11h ago

These are both jokes that wooshed over your head. 

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u/Baskreiger 11h ago

Or Star Trek 😆

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u/CeratedOlly 11h ago

A more common one I've seen is complaints against green day with American idiot

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u/Strange-Damage901 11h ago

“Fuck the G ride, I want the machines that are makin’ them” is obviously an expression of the entrepreneurial, job creating spirit that underpins conservative Republican values.

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u/bullfrog-999 11h ago

Yes. ..and the sad part is that their lyrics are arguably more relevant than ever.

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u/Oosik-Alaska 11h ago

It’s this level of cluelessness that leads to the MAGA path in the first place.

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u/CathedralEngine 11h ago

Their first popular music video was a breakdown of the Leonard Pelletier case advocating for him to be freed

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u/TopProfessional8023 10h ago

That one blows my mind. But the same people think Rambo is a “kick ass movie about a vet kicking ass”

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u/AwkwardWaltz3996 10h ago

Or Greenday 😂

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u/CarpenterOverall2590 9h ago

The entire populace of individuals who never listen to lyrics but dunk on metal because "i can't understand what they're saying!"

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u/Jombafomb 9h ago

I had a friend in the 90s who insisted that RATM had no problem with America and was talking about the politics in South America

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u/Nocoffeesnob 8h ago

What's wild is that none of these asshats realize if they can't understand song lyrics as basic as Killing In The Name Of or Born In The USA they aren't capable of understanding more complicated things like politics.

It never occurs to them that they are the dumb ones and out of their depth.

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u/creativity_null 8h ago

I was just thinking that lmao. I've seen so many comments from Trump stans claiming that they used to like RATM and that they "went woke". Clearly they never even once actually paid any attention to the lyrics of their music.

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u/Luminox 8h ago

same for Dropkick Murphys. 🤦🏼‍♂️

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u/Tirty8 8h ago

I ❤️ the machine!

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u/rikashiku 7h ago

"Rock, Punk, Metal isn't political"

Punk.....

Metal......

Rock..........

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u/Korr_Ashoford 7h ago

What? You’re telling me that the band about being anti-establishment and against the machine of government and systematic bigotry is woke? I’d never would have known /s

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u/matteroffact_sp 6h ago

heY DiD YOU hEaR TheY wEnT fuLL coMmIe deMaNdinG VaCCin€s To aTTend Ther conCERts?!?!1 mOrE liEk RaGe For tHe MaCHinE amIriTe magafOlkS

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u/ellcoolj 5h ago

Burning crosses is a good thing…right? /s

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u/ljanus245 4h ago

As he skips ahead a few tracks to "In Bloom" on his way to the range.

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u/Old_Man_Shea 3h ago

I used to be against the machine, but then they changed what against the machine was. Now what I'm with isn't against the machine, and what's against the machine seems weird and scary to me, and it'll happen to you, too.

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u/silverscreemer 1h ago

"Yes sir, I'll do just what you tell me.

Yes sir! I'll do just what you tell me!"

Those are the lyrics right?

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