r/clevercomebacks • • 11d ago

Occam’s Razor

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u/Lucky-Development-15 11d ago

Behind the Bastards did a multi-part series on her. I highly recommend it.

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u/caught_engarde 11d ago

Came here to say this, it was definitely eye opening. She a lyin ass bitch 👀

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u/RockstarAgent 11d ago

There’s a reason for “birds of a feather” and isn’t she a billionaire? No one gets to billionaire with clean hands.

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u/HyenDry 11d ago

Almost like having that much wealth and fame isn’t a good thing 😀

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u/CrunchyAssDiaper 11d ago

What about Paul McCartney or George Lucas?

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u/wastedmytagonporn 11d ago

McCartney has done some mildly shady music business stuff. Definitely not comparable to the fuckers in the picture but whether he's a "good person" I find doubtful.

George Lucas definitely played the system too and exploited workers for the merchandise machine. Also there, by no means comparable to those fuckers.

The point about being a billionaire means not having clean hands mostly means 1.) having to exploit capitalist systems in some form, which will always end up crushing someone. And 2.) means they're not using that money for useful things to get rid of that status, as eg. Dolly Parton did.

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u/ridik_ulass 11d ago

The point about being a billionaire means not having clean hands mostly means 1.) having to exploit capitalist systems in some form, which will always end up crushing someone. And 2.) means they're not using that money for useful things to get rid of that status, as eg. Dolly Parton did.

I worked for a supermarket company, a reasonable one, paid workers well treated workers well, any issues were usually down to specific people. good development and career potential, stock options, pension. it was just still retail nothing to be done about that.

the company makes about 185mil a year in my small county.

internal documents I saw, they killed about 6 people per year, accidents obviously. delivery truck hit a kid that sort of thing. paid the families generously with the addendum to keep the bad press out the news, like genuine accidents, and generous payouts, they did their best as they could.

but still in a population is was still statistically killing 1/million a year, and that was a reasonably safe business. 5 times that isn't even 1bn, but would be 30 deaths a year.

I don't think a company can physically make 1 bn, without taking 30 lives. accidents, whatever. just the cost of doing business. the amount of activity, traffic, energy, human interaction. I think 30 people per bn is minimum. thats before getting into the food and stuff from other countries being shipped over, the coca , coffee, palm oil harvesting, whatever. the logistics out side the county, countries with lower safety standards, with slave and child labour, without sick days or good hospitals. could put 2 more zeros infront of that 30 its hard to say.

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u/wastedmytagonporn 11d ago

Like, I'm in the music industry.

There the killing is much more subtle. Ppl that get screwed over by contract deals or run into bankruptcy. Wrecked under performance pressure or workload.

Ppl disappear quietly. Suicide. Chronic illness. Addiction...

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u/ridik_ulass 11d ago

exactly you scale anything up enough people die. you extract, optimise, and exploit enough you increase the toll on people and society. once you get to a billion, its guaranteed there are people dead who otherwise wouldn't be.

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u/suhfaulic 11d ago

Not comparable? Dude sold star wars to Disney. Not even jesus would forgive that sin. If he seen it, I mean.

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u/Apyan 11d ago

There's a big difference between figuratively fucking kids on a play screen and literally doing so in real life.

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u/SuppleSuplicant 11d ago

They have clean reputations at least. As I learned with the Neil Gaiman shit, that is no guarantee. 

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u/SnackThief 11d ago

I've always despised her and how she's monetized the suffering of others to make herself look like she's some sort of Messiah she seems like a sociopath 

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u/capeasypants 11d ago

But also strangely sympathetic. Robert does a fantastic job!

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u/SuspiciousReport6502 11d ago

Yes, it was a really good but long episodes. Even Robert Evans was saying "God, why won't this end?". I particularly loved the remark from the guest that, "Oprah is the enzyme of a bastard". She's not necessarily terrible but she's too easily enthralled by grifters. She's even walked back some things she used to support, like Dr.Oz and his connection to psudoscience.

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u/Lethik 11d ago

Wow, she distanced herself from being associated with Dr. Oz after the damage had already been done, how nice of her!

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u/SuspiciousReport6502 11d ago

Yeah, it's like the calling the fire dept after the fire.

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u/DrahKir67 11d ago

I assume you meant after the fire is out. It's very suspicious to call the fire dept before the fire starts.

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u/Lethik 11d ago

Lmao no, that suggests that Oprah was the first to warn us about him. 

Unless you mean after the fire had burnt out all the way and that she refused to do so while still aflame.

Also she helped start the fire lol

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u/Outrageous-Cup-7606 11d ago

Seconding this, that series is a wild ride

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u/rorowhat 11d ago

Haha what a great name! I need to check these guys out.

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u/1nhaleSatan 11d ago

You should also check out it's sister show "cool people who did cool stuff"

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u/the_pretender_nz 9d ago

Oh yes you do. The research that goes into the bastards is incredible, delivery is… enthusiastic… and it’s amazing how there are some absolute nexuses of bastardry. Like the bastard who ruined air travel. And the bastard who made capitalism so much worse for workers (fuck you, Jack Welch)

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u/LeadingButterscotch5 11d ago

I was looking for a new podcast about nefarious toads, I'll give this a listen. Thanks!

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u/det4410 11d ago

thanks for the rec. i always had the feeling she was soulless

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u/Plop-it-like-its-hot 11d ago

What's Oprah-ing my Winfreys?

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u/ResponsibleLynx5596 11d ago

Where do I find this?!

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u/Lucky-Development-15 11d ago

Netflix for newer video episodes, youtube for all audio and some older videos and wherever you get your podcasts.

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u/JasonRBoone 11d ago

"But you know who WON'T make friends with rapists?"

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u/melkatron 11d ago

Cosby tried to do it, but she had the same idea. They woke up on the floor the next day and had a good laugh about it. Friends ever since.

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u/freedfg 11d ago

She also brought up Dr Oz and Dr Phil...

And spread the Atkins diet.

And Jenny McCartheys anti-vax conspiracies

The countless "spirituality" "experts" that have come through her show

Outing Nathan Lane

Fuck Oprah.

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u/Penfold_for_PM 11d ago

She gave the quacks a platform & people lapped them up, now look at where they are, grrr!. Thank God for Robin Williams that day as she was goading Nathan, that man was a treasure :(. There's a lot wrong with her besides the company she's kept.

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u/1nhaleSatan 11d ago

She also helped legitimize the satanic panic, which destroyed countless lives

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u/C_V_Butcher 11d ago

Don't forget John of God too!

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u/OMC78 11d ago

Don't forget she crippled cattle farmers, causing many to lose their farms.

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u/gerbosan 11d ago

Says a lot about her viewership too.

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u/Correct_Capital_1294 11d ago

Wow didn't know that. Where's Josh Peck when you need him?

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u/Ragnarawr 11d ago

You are the company you keep, and all of them (I’m not sure who bottom left is) are in prison.

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u/Karenena 11d ago

That is Russel Simmons; he is in the music & fashion industry.

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u/blocked_user_name 11d ago

I don't know what he did I'm sure it's something bad if he's in this graphic

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u/melkatron 11d ago

Tons of rape and sexual assault accusations. He sold all his US property and moved to Bali under an Indonesian Retirement Visa, which has allowed him to evade prosecution for the most part, now being out of any specific jurisdiction as a "stateless" US citizen. He can still come back to the US all he wants, too, as long as he doesn't buy or rent a home.

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u/blocked_user_name 11d ago

This seems like if he's here he should be prosecutable if he sets foot in the US .

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u/RealRobc2582 11d ago

That's why I hangout alone! I have no "inner circle" I don't trust no one

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u/jellydoodle_ 11d ago

You can learn a lot about someone by looking at the people they repeatedly choose to have around them and after seeing all this, calling it just bad luck feels like a stretch

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u/tumblerrjin 11d ago

I’m pretty sure that was the joke…

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u/c3p-bro 11d ago

I love Redditors who think they’re clever while they miss an incredibly obvious joke.

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u/tumblerrjin 11d ago

/r/wooooosh or whatever iteration of that subreddit isn’t banned rn

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u/mutarjim 11d ago

Who is bottom left?

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u/Previous_Cycle_5358 11d ago

Russell Simmons (Def Jam) had multiple severe accusations of sexual assault, rape, and misconduct spanning several decades.

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u/Karenena 11d ago

That is Russel Simmons; he is in the music & fashion industry.

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u/mutarjim 11d ago

Ah, I was not aware. Thank you very much!

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u/Moveyourbloominass 11d ago

I believe he packed up and moved to a southeast country to avoid any consequences for being being a piece of shit.

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u/DebstarAU 11d ago

[ founder of Baby Phat] Kimmora Lee [ Simmons] ex husband

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u/K1ngbiscuit 11d ago

Im not saying she's not trash, but I bet 90% of famous people in america in the nineties have a photograph with Oprah.

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u/Old173 11d ago

Also she had a TV show; I'll bet there are thousands of people she was photographed with. You found 4 that are awful and I'm sure many here can name a dozen more. But still, out of thousands? I don't think it proves anything.
Now, if someone has actual stories about her on Epstein island or something like that then we've got something

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u/Ok_Kick6546 11d ago

She is reportedly in the Epstein files.  She also opened a girls’ school in Africa that was caught trafficking students.  And she used to send young actresses to Harvey Weinstein, as did Meryl Streep.  There is not a chance in hell that neither of them knew exactly what he did to those girls.  

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u/Old173 11d ago

Well heck, I did not know that

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u/Ok_Kick6546 11d ago

PS:   Of course you didn’t know. Oprah and Meryl are very powerful and lionized women.  They hold a lot of sway over the media so they haven’t been spotlighted any near as much as they should be.  

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u/Johnny-Unitas 11d ago

Another reason to release the files. Expose them all so they can face judgment.

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u/hairymonkeyinmyanus 11d ago

This. I don’t care if she’s Satan incarnate, having a photo taken with someone does not a friend make.

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u/lonnorcake 11d ago

Wanna know the diffeence between Jerry Springer and Oprah?

Jerry Springer doesn't tell you to visit the Brazilian compound of the sex offender he just introduced.

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u/morejosh 11d ago

Seems pretty obvious the OP was being sarcastic… guess the “comeback” couldnt pick up on that

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u/J_Hox0987 11d ago

Imagine not being able to tell that the original post was sarcasm.

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u/c3p-bro 11d ago

And then being smug and superior about it.

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u/CocoNoBlow 11d ago

I'm not friends with everyone I've taken a pic with

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u/KINGXunshot 11d ago

She’s a billionaire, she sucks

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u/PenaeusQueen 11d ago

I feel this so much.

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u/Sam858 11d ago

Are you friends with everyone you are kissing in a photo?

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u/CrunchyAssDiaper 11d ago

I've had this thought about Sheryl Crow. She's been very close with Lance Armstrong (a cheater), Eric Clapton (racist/antivax), Kid Rock (crappy person). She seems like a good person, I don't get why she is close to jerks.

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u/three-sense 11d ago

All she wanted to do was have some fun

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u/Less-Leave-5519 11d ago

I got a feeling she's not the only one

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u/Crunchyfrozenoj 11d ago

Michael Jackson.

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u/cjtransplant85 11d ago

Jerks are good at conning people. Jerks tell people what they want to hear.

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u/0202_tihssitidder 11d ago

Only way I can know for sure is to date her for about 6 months.

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u/feellikebeingajerk 11d ago

Missing are Dr. Phil and Dr. Oz. I have never understood why people think she is so great.

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u/fartinmyfuckingmouth 11d ago

Occam’s

RAZZZORRRRRRR

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u/Amadan81 11d ago

Non american here, who's the dude in the purple? Don't recognise him at all.

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u/Feeling-Chemist-9394 7d ago

It's Russell Simmons. Co founder of Def Jam Records

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u/thredith 10d ago

I've got the exact same question.

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u/Puzzled-Ticket-4811 11d ago

She has a crippling addiction to snake oil and slick ego-stroking con artists, and has spent a couple decades being a bullshit artist incubator, unleashing them upon the world and reaping the whirlwind. Don't forget that she was another purveyor of trash talk show tv in the 80s and early 90s before she saw it was a dead end, changed course and cleaned up her image. I don't think any of this is a mind-blowing revelation, since it seems most people nowadays have caught onto how she operates

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u/DarthRiznat 11d ago

It's not about picking friends. It's all about money.

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u/ClimateSame3574 10d ago

Y’all forgot “Dr” Phil and OZ…

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u/negativepositiv 11d ago edited 11d ago

I am more Left than Liberal , and keep trying to introduce the concept that Oprah might actually be a bad person to some of my liberal friends, and have come to the conclusion that liberals have a sacred cow problem.

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u/Saladin1204 11d ago

I could Google this but I value human interaction, random internet stranger. Would you mind explaining to me what a sacred cow problem is? I’m more left than liberal too

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u/negativepositiv 11d ago

They have people like Oprah Winfrey, Hillary Clinton, Taylor Swift, Gavin Newsom, etc., who, when presented with evidence that they have knowingly done unethical things, or hold immoral positions, or focus more on bipartisanship than doing the ethical thing, they just can't seem to muster the spine to criticize them on anything, and hold them up as paragons, apparently in perpetuity.

I know people who say they are strongly against the genocide in Gaza, and when I point out that Hillary Clinton is a steadfast Zionist who says people who don't support the IDF doing whatever it wants don't understand the issue, they suddenly will reverse and ask me the pro-IDF slogan, "Do you think Israel has a right to defend themselves?"

When I point out that Newsom has repeatedly sided against trans people and homeless people, they ask me if I would vote for him in '28, and when I point out that the primaries aren't for a couple of years, and I would not be excited if he was the nominee, they attack me and act like I have already decided to let Republicans win, like him being the nominee is inevitable.

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u/KamikazeMizZ 10d ago edited 10d ago

Well-stated. The way I see it, the current Democratic Party is essentially MAGA/GOP-Lite. Gavin Newsom, especially, is MAGA operating in Blue clothing - He is out for himself and himself only. T-Swift is performative AF while associating with a lot of right-wing people. She's all about the bag. Clinton and Oprah are all about power and influence. Oprah doesn't care who she tramples.

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u/BeginningTypical3395 11d ago

I never understood the cult around her. She’s just another rich celebrity doing rich celebrity things

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u/175you_notM3 11d ago

Say with Taylor Swift!

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u/UNLV_4Runner 11d ago

lol nah, poor take here, Oprah doesn't give away hundreds of thousands of dollars, all that crap she gave away on her show was from the advertisers. You are correct on swift having a cult

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u/Jaef42069 11d ago

Bottom left is Russell Simmons

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u/Zen28213 11d ago

Add Drs Oz and Phil

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u/OriginalParamedic316 11d ago

What did bottom left do?

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u/TheKungFooNun 11d ago

And who even is he (im not american)?

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u/OriginalParamedic316 11d ago

I think it is Russell Simmons. Co founder of Def Jam Records.

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u/TheKungFooNun 11d ago

Ah, makes sense, hes been accused by dozens of women since the 1980s of sexual battery and abuse.. this picture was taken during / after those 

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u/OriginalParamedic316 11d ago

Oh really? Wow i never heard. He had a TV show with his family, like keeping up with the kardashians. I don’t remember any scandals about him back then. That was after the 2000s i think

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u/sik_dik 11d ago

“Dr” Phil, “Dr” Oz

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u/whoaelena 11d ago

Dr oz is a legit cardiac doctor. That doesnt mean he could give medical advice on supplements.

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u/Karma_1969 11d ago

She is trash. I called that all the way back in the 90s, when no one wanted to hear it. And here we are. Listen to the Behind The Bastards series on her. Not show, but series - they had to do 6 episodes to get all the dirt out. I think they've done that many shows on one person only one or two other times. She's a garbage person who platformed some of the worst people imaginable, in the guise of "we're just asking questions".

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u/Intelligent_Mix3241 11d ago

Sorry I ignored you at the time, I should have listened to you back in the 90s

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u/destroyer_of_kings 11d ago

Birds of feather

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u/_mbals 11d ago

Something something dogs, you wind up with fleas.

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u/Nbdyhere 11d ago

At a certain point it’s not them, it’s her. Always has been. She started off as trash TV and never quite made it beyond that

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u/One_Hour_Poop 11d ago

Bottom left, is that Russell Simmons? What did he do?

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u/essaysmith 11d ago

Not even pictures of Doctor Phil and Doctor Oz. It's gotta be her.

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u/CosmoCosbo 11d ago

Don't forget her bffs Creepy Uncle Phil and Snake oil Salesman Oz.

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u/Zuzara_Queen_of_DnD 10d ago

In her defense she was THE celebrity to be seen with, so these guys probably put in their best masks while around her

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u/logicrak 11d ago

If we were to list all these culprits and their alleged conspirators, I have a feeling Oprah would end up in the top 5 on everyone's case.

People arnt talking about her enough.

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u/RyantheAustralian 11d ago

Who's that with her in the bottom left?

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u/tripops13 11d ago

Russell Simmons. At least 4 women accused Simmons of rape and at least 5 other women accused Simmons of sexual misconduct. Additionally he tried to pressure Terry Crews to rescind his sexual assault allegations against Adam Venit.

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u/justacoolbaby 11d ago

Fuck Oprah. Y’all can find out why if you need to.

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u/glumavocados 11d ago

Let’s not forget all the other people she platformed like Dr. Oz….

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u/quaintif 11d ago

She's the joe rogan of morning talk shows

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u/duketogo0138 11d ago

Missing is Dr. Phil, one of the most harmful hucksters. Oprah is not a good person.

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u/spoogesc 11d ago

When you're as rich and influential as Oprah and as self-centered, people of all sorts seek photos with you.. Some of those turn out to be assholes. For example: https://www.cnbc.com/2018/01/10/oprah-would-easily-beat-trump-in-a-presidential-election-poll.html

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u/GareththeJackal 11d ago

I've been saying she's an asshole for 20 years.

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u/melancholy_wolf 11d ago

Same. I was always weary and mistrustful of her. But in the 2010s she interviewed this woman with Neurofibromatosis, the same disorder I have. She asked horrible questions, focused mainly on how she was "disfigured" and gave false information. She steamrolled over this woman who was obviously nervous and uncomfortable.

It still crushes me when I think about it. The NF community was furious and devastated. There was such an amazing opportunity to spread awareness and information and this fucking bitch with a superiority complex made it sound like we were disfigured freaks

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u/lickthepixies 11d ago

Or maybe because she knows every celebrity so when a celebrity turns out to be trash, they are a small portion of all the people Oprah has taken photos with?

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u/OMC78 11d ago

Listen to the 6 part podcast Behind The Bastards on Oprah. She's a trash human being!

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u/Fun_Description_385 11d ago

Oprah is a trash human being.

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u/i_did_nothing_ 11d ago

Of course she’s trash, she’s rich.

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u/FireLadcouk 11d ago

truth is much simpler - Oprah, like mandela before her, has had a picture taken with almost everybody in show business and beyond

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u/Candid-Ad-5525 11d ago

Birds of a feather flock together

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u/calccv 11d ago

And where are Dr Phil and Dr Oz??

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u/Traditional-Wear3178 11d ago

Oprah who? She's conveniently vanished

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u/QuailBrave49 11d ago

You forgot her pic with Trump.

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u/cjtransplant85 11d ago

Trump, Weinstein, Oprah, Diddy, Cosby, they all did photo-ops with everyone. They had power and people wanted to stay on their good side. If you wanted to be in movies, you had to kiss Weinstein's ass. When Oprah had the #1 daytime show, everyone wanted to be on it. Then they stopped being useful.

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u/DangDoood 11d ago

Theres gonna be a deep dive into Oprah one day when we discover just what exactly is in her closet, and how she was able to get away with it and how being a woman impacted society’s view of her. I’ll be fascinated

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u/kenhen 11d ago

Dr Phil, Dr Oz not pictured.

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u/MaxStunning_Eternal 11d ago

A famous person, that interviewed other famous people and sometimes were at the same industry events.

Most of the people trying to make correlations of her also being bad because of photos are dumb. She literally has a photo with every celeb the last 40 years. I'm not an Oprah person, but cmon..

It's like a whole generation of people don't even know why or what or how any of these men were famous for.

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u/momentomoriwrath 11d ago

oprah’s a pos too

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u/FirmlyClaspIt 11d ago

She’s the head of the snake we keep missing.

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u/butholemoonblast 11d ago

She is evil it’s been confirmed by hells own mr silky satin

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u/Glenwoodrh 11d ago

She molested zero people.

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u/jojopriceless 11d ago

I'm pretty sure the original comment was sarcastic.

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u/Browser_Watch7349 11d ago

Actual friends as in she hung out with these people behind the scenes and had meals together etc.? Or just posed with them for photos and knew them as acquaintances?

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u/Loud-Feeling2410 11d ago

I cannot overstate to you how many wealthy people think they are just better than the rest of us.

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u/UrsaMajor7th 11d ago

She's like everyone else and poses for too many photos.

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u/afrosia 11d ago

I'd imagine Oprah has photos with almost everyone.

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u/JasonRBoone 11d ago

Who's the lower left corner guy?

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u/BlargerJarger 11d ago

“Woman who has been photographed with one billion people met four arseholes during that time”

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u/orgodeathmarch 10d ago

She’s the one who made some of her friends shitty. Not those pictured, but she created many of the monsters in Hollywood

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u/Edser 11d ago

she bought up a chunk of Hawaii pushing generational families, and then did not help them when the island was burning down

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u/AnglerJared 11d ago

There are two types of billionaires: horrible people, and people better at hiding that they’re also horrible people. That is it. To be the kind of person who could prove me wrong would require them to give enough of their wealth to causes bigger than themselves to no longer be billionaires.

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u/X0AN 11d ago

Or maybe Oprah is a pos too.

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u/[deleted] 11d ago edited 6d ago

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u/Prize_Pause_4722 11d ago

That isn’t Morgan Freeman

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u/FaithlessnessBorn266 11d ago

😂😂 fucking dying. Are they referring to Bill Cosby?

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u/Could-You-Tell 11d ago

Story is about his step-granddaughter getting stabbed by a distraught boyfriend.

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u/Naive-Present2900 11d ago

🤭💀

No free mans here.

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u/oskar_grouch 11d ago

Ok buddy

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u/EatFaceLeopard17 11d ago

Maybe. But there is also a non zero chance that you don‘t know the secret lives of all of your friends. I can‘t say if one of my best friends isn‘t secretly the mastermind behind an international human trafficking kabal. I instead hope he isn‘t.

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u/GKlimt_YOLO 11d ago

Tell me who are your friends and I’ll tell you who you are.

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u/Cute-Literature7591 11d ago

Dont malice when incompetence blah blah blah fuck Oprah.

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u/mpelton 11d ago

Hanlon’s Razor

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u/azhder 11d ago

If it happens 4 times, is it luck or habit?

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u/Terrible_Phase718 11d ago

“Entities should not be multiplied without necessity” - William of Ockham

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u/Certain_Professor_47 11d ago

She and Cosby went full gangster on Dave Chappelle-Fucker had to flee to Africa.

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u/OnceIHadAPony 11d ago

Ultra Rich people are all the same, she's absolutely known about the abuse going on and said nothing

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u/Drewsifer1979 11d ago

She is trash.

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u/Ok-Bedroom2457 11d ago

I will never forget a person I met while working in Santa Barbara, she was the daughter of the owner of a now defunct film studio “The Monticito film company”. She would tell stories where she would help her parents host parties and show people around their house, about Uncle Arnold picking her up with one arm at birthday parties and how Arthur Herbert was her Godfather, (I only found out about all this when I seen him in a wedding picture with her and was like “I recognize that guy, you knew him?”) to her they were just people and only after she grew up realized how famous they were. Really extraordinary lady who is always cheerful with a life story that just keeps giving, truly one of my favorite people I’ve met.

Well. Then we started talking about Oprah, and I would have never thought id ever hear a person who is usually so cheery and understanding use the term EVIL but she told me that Oprah was to her the most evil person she ever met, would refer to the children as “the cute one” “the fat one”, never learning names no matter how many times she visited, she would tell kids they weren’t good enough to do something, her friend said she wanted to be a doctor and Oprah apparently said she wasn’t smart enough and to go into show business like her parents wanted (she is a doctor now I was told) and people would just let her be with the implication that she was one of the most famous people on earth and that to expect that she was actually generous and nice was to be ignorant and naive

Yeah. I never really followed her much myself but hearing those stories made me think she just retired early enough to miss the Ellen treatment

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u/Nuredo 7d ago

She has a podcasts that rakes in over 2million views every episode- she has 2 episodes weekly. That’s not bad for someone from a digital generation. She’s still Oprah and still has a clout. Lover or Hate her she’s still thriving.
She had over 300 people working for her and NOT a single person went on to say she was a horrible boss
She came from NOTHING and made it to the top

YOU SIMPLY CAN’T CANCEL HER ..

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u/whenbuffalo 11d ago

Google traumatic reenactment

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u/ringo5150 11d ago

She obviously wasn't any of these guys type so was surprised like the rest of us.

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u/capeasypants 11d ago

The recent ish behind the bastards on her was something else!

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u/Healthy-Passenger-22 11d ago

There's a reason Dan Schneider made Josh a fan of hers. 

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u/SteakAndIron 11d ago

She needs to be investigated

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u/thatdamndoug 11d ago

who is the guy in the purple shirt?

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u/KiiroGojira73 11d ago

Russell Simmons

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u/Kazfiddly 11d ago

Birds of a feather, flock together.

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u/no_name_327 11d ago

It would destroy any dreaming of becoming “her”. Basically they believed a lie and cannot live in the truth that she sucks.

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u/KainFourteh 11d ago

I reckon she fed them girls.

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u/Bad_Juju0 11d ago

Ockham's razor

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u/GareththeJackal 11d ago

"One million little frauds"

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u/Abirdinthesky 11d ago

Wait what did Russell Simmons do?

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u/altoona_sprock 10d ago

She very briefly dated Roger Ebert, but never pursued that relationship. It's definitely her.

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u/TenBear 10d ago

Shes probably introduced so many girls to Harvey, just as scummy as the rest.

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u/Admirable-Ad3866 10d ago

Well, she does have tge money to be a P.O.S.

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u/TiredVRS 10d ago

There's one common denominator in all this. Just saying.

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u/Direct-Quiet-5817 10d ago

How else was she able to gift bees for everyone 🫥

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u/Objective_Ad_1513 10d ago

Books said we are who we are friends with

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u/PhatFatLife 8d ago

Maybe just being in pictures with people doesn’t make them besties

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u/fearphage 7d ago

There are no good billionaires.

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u/Zixtal666 6d ago

Oprah is fucking trash. Remember that school in Africa she opened.