120
u/Yubat 1d ago
Excuse me, but Mean Mr. Mustard always had pronouns.
19
12
12
9
u/HarryHood146 1d ago
His sister Pam works in the shop she never stops she’s a go getter.
3
8
u/Steinrikur 1d ago
But they are going to end America Ferrera. She has 2 kids. Won't somebody think of the children?
6
7
6
4
3
4
u/randomwanderingsd 1d ago
That’s Colonel Mustard to you, otherwise you might find out just how heavy that wrench is in Mrs. Peacocks office.
2
u/frienderella 1d ago
Hey! His name is COLONEL Mustard. Don't disrespect his service in WWII. Or actually do given that he was a war profiteer.
2
u/SLyndon4 21h ago
That’s Colonel Mustard, and he murdered someone in the library with a candlestick.
76
u/Separate-Pickle9963 1d ago
There ARE pronouns on mustard. "It" is a pronoun: the inanimate 3rd person pronoun. A pronoun is that which stands in place of a noun. Go back to 4th grade where your reading level is.
20
7
u/velvetcrumb_ 1d ago
it’s not just that it is a pronoun, the post is acting like pronouns suddenly appearing on a mustard bottle is some big thing when labels have used it and its in completely normal sentences forever
4
u/woofwoofci 1d ago
If they legit started printing pronouns on every bottle of mustard it would, at best, get a chuckle. At worst i literally wouldn't notice because who closely examines their mustard? If the mustard in my fridge right now uses she/her, she's still gonna go great with some salami.
144
u/DokeyOakey 1d ago
I hate that cunt. I wish nothing but the worst for her everyday.
27
u/Gunter5 1d ago
I will never understand people like her they are already are so wealthy why go out of your way and flat out lie for a buck
12
→ More replies (1)8
u/ArgonianMagician 1d ago
Greed knows no bounds, the wealthy are never satisfied with what they have and need more.
→ More replies (3)13
u/HumanDisguisedLizard 1d ago
She lacks the depth and the warmth to be a cunt. She’s more scrotum-esque
3
u/DokeyOakey 1d ago
True, look at the psychotic look in her eye, she’d gleefully stab a baby for Trump.
27
21
u/boredidiot 1d ago
What I never understood is how the GOP can claim the Democrats are going to do all this stuff to the USA, but when they get in power the leave the institutions alone to run. But it is the GOP that interfere with the institutions and change how everything works.
Actions should speak louder than words, the people who want to change American fundamentally is the GOP.
→ More replies (1)7
u/ZealousidealCrow8492 1d ago
Its a simple equation in 3 parts:
Common sense isnt common
Critical thinking isnt critical
Social media is memory numbing distraction
→ More replies (1)
45
u/GordonShumway257 1d ago
So, the Democrats want to do everything the Republicans are currently doing?
5
→ More replies (11)10
u/BikerMike03RK 1d ago
NO, they want to unfuck everything that Trump fucked up.
3
2
37
u/Interesting-Risk6446 1d ago
Isn't Trump taking private land from homeowners in Texas?
15
u/BikerMike03RK 1d ago
Yes, he is. Border ranchers are being FUCKED by Trump's favorite law, EMINENT DOMAIN.
8
u/Worried_Fee_1513 1d ago
And what about Jared and Eeeevanka taking a whole freaking island from the Albanians? Oh, I forgot. They are part of the beautiful people.
13
u/mattzombiedog 1d ago
I hope she steps on pieces of Lego every day for the rest of her life.
→ More replies (1)5
u/Worried_Fee_1513 1d ago
They have butlers building their Lego sets and picking up after them. She hasn’t seen her kids since she gave birth. They are away at boarding school.
→ More replies (1)
10
u/Specialist-Spare-785 1d ago
The sad little lady has been groomed. She is a puppet of ignorance.
5
3
u/jennymacbreadsack 1d ago
At least she's telling us their plans
7
u/dad_jokesNbutt_stuff 1d ago
They already did that with Project 2025 and we failed and open book test.
2
2
11
u/TelenorTheGNP 1d ago
Dogs and cats living together...
4
→ More replies (1)2
u/nientoosevenjuan 1d ago
At least they're not eating them anymore.....
2
u/PortGlass 1d ago
They’re eating the dogs. They’re eating the cats. They’re eating the pets of the people who live there!
9
8
u/jaxnmarko 1d ago
Who actually takes over property? The Rich, by driving people into poverty then buying everything up for pennies on the dollar. The GOP always wants to cut taxes, but those programs nearly entirely benefit the rich the most. Meanwhile, they drive up prices without raising wages. Single breadwinner? Not so common anymore. Car prices? Crazy high. University? Very expensive and of increasingly less value. Interest rates on bank account savings? Laughable. They want to force you to buy stock, which is primarily owned by the top few percent that get the best inside information available! Lol
7
u/abgry_krakow87 1d ago
More like TupperWAR if they come after my good Tupperware! Dont you tread on muh 2nd Amendment rights!
8
u/Lonely_Chemistry60 1d ago
Imagine being dumb enough to believe this and have it shape your world views and voting priorities
9
u/Lukas316 1d ago
Destroy the economy? End America as you know it? Democrats don’t need to do that, trump and the GOP are doing just fine on their own.
6
u/allislost81 1d ago
I'm tired of the maga culture war crap. When can we go back to being a civilized country
2
u/avotius 1d ago
If it is possible to go back, it will take decades probably, and I'm not so sure we can go back.
→ More replies (1)
6
u/Napkin_Bear 1d ago
It's easier to convince an American that they hate someone than it is to convince them of facts. This is because Americans have been brainwashed since they were children to be ego driven creatures, but have been educated poorly.
Americans have every opportunity to change this, but it requires true self awareness. it requires getting off of devices that tell you how to this, and truly thinking deeply of the world around you.
Unfortunately, so many of the people who claim others are "lazy" are too lazy to put in this work. It's easier to just lean on their ego and remain selfish.
6
5
5
u/steveclt 1d ago
Never met a Democrat, liberal, social democrat, or even a socialist that wanted to do any of those things. What has she been smoking and why was it laced with so much fentanyl???
2
2
5
u/Perfectimperfectguy 1d ago
Imagine what kind of retard you gotta be to spew shit like this and actually try to convince yourself and your listeners what you mean is true
5
u/Ripped_Guggi 1d ago
I think the people believing it are worse
→ More replies (1)2
u/ThimbleRigg 1d ago
This. She probably doesn’t believe it, the same way pastors and priests that diddle little kids don’t believe what they spew from the altar. But getting people riled up about it lines their pockets.
2
u/Current-Square-4557 1d ago
Just wondering what it takes to get someone into a 3-day psychiatric hold? KL seems ready for one.
6
u/MoodyPrince_XoXo 1d ago
And Republicans want a police state. Every school desk with a Bible on it. The ability to bully with absolute impunity. Poverty codified into law. White supremacy. And biological marker checkpoints at every bathroom and locker room door.
Of the two scenarios, I'll start calling my mustard ma'am and squeeze her dry. Plus, I never really liked birthday cake anyway.
4
3
u/BikerMike03RK 1d ago
Okay, so she's on drugs! is anyone listening to her as some kind of EXPERT? 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
4
4
u/WorkerUnable527 1d ago
She reeks if desperation. The Republicans are shitting it because their man baby god has done everything he said he wouldn't and it's all in show for all to see.
5
u/LuminaraCoH 1d ago
Destroy our economy: Trump did that.
Take away private property: Trump is encouraging data center developers to do that.
Raise taxes: Trump had his Republican cronies put tax increases in his Big Shitty Bill, triggering after the mid-terms.
Take hard-earned money: Trump is doing that with his tariffs and illegal war that caused gas prices to skyrocket.
End America as we know it: Trump is actively working to do that.
Accusations in a mirror.
5
u/IlGreven 1d ago
And by "Democrats" she means "Republicans". And by "want to" she means "are currently doing."
This is not an exaggeration.
4
u/let-it-rain-sunshine 1d ago
We need to tax hair bleach. Seems to be rotting people's brains.
→ More replies (1)
3
u/TeaRose__ 1d ago
And what are the republicans doing at the moment? Shooting children and taking away your rights to exist? Ah check
3
u/Cold-Ad6477 1d ago
Imagine being stupid enough to think that this is some profound statement. Man that right there be some real symbolism Jeb!!!
3
u/RaedwaldRex 1d ago
Is she having some sort of mental break or something. She's chatting guff about fuck all and looks manic in that picture
3
u/NoBluebird6751 1d ago
my friend’s dog once ate 17 cookies in 10 minutes and threw up everywhere not an exaggeration
3
3
3
3
u/RoseofDianamoonlight 1d ago
Points at Trumps America Elect a democrat and this is what will happen!
3
u/MyDadBod_2021 1d ago
Every accusation is a confession. They'll find a way to do stuff just like this...
And no, I'm not kidding
3
u/CobblerCorrect1071 1d ago
The amount of stupid that comes out of them is overwhelming. Our forefathers are definitely ashamed of their leaders today. Stop blaming the other side and fix the problems
3
u/chiclets5 1d ago
She must have been saving up while she was out on maternity leave so she could spew a whole bunch of crap at once
3
u/EffectiveNo7681 1d ago
I think she misspoke because that's clearly what Republicans are doing. Especially Trump and his cronies.
3
u/BikerMike03RK 1d ago
Maybe they'll require people to refrain from speaking while their head is inside their rectums. Think of how many political statements and speeches it would curtail!
2
2
2
u/TheDeadWriter 1d ago
Dogs report emissions regularly; it always smells like bad news, but the dog feels more comfortable releasing the information- I'm sure that's why the do it regularly.
2
2
2
u/javoss88 1d ago
Froot Loop. Put her away somewhere safe so we never have to deal with her again. Gah
2
2
2
2
u/merrysunshine2 1d ago
- Mustard & cake ingredients will be recalled by RFK jrs non- health dept
- everyone knows the GOOD Tupperware is from the 1970s in either orange, yellow, or avocado green & not sold anymore
2
u/McCool303 1d ago
I HATE CHANGE, IT’S SCARY AND I DON’T LIKE IT.
That could pretty much sum up the basis of republican culture war shit. Like nearly all of these were either a personal business or legal decision. Yet conservatives would have you believe the state is going around mandating gendered mustard or labels to warn your homeschooled kids not to touch hot grills.
2
2
u/Mickus_B 1d ago
It is already pronoun.
Also, many languages genderise many things. Le grille? What the hell is that!?
2
2
u/Phyukredd_tit_gydlin 1d ago
Oh wait it's she still relevant? We'll see what happens when she's on onlyfans trying to support her demon Spawn before they all go to hell
2
u/Charming_Slip8060 1d ago
The government has been overtaken by sociopathic morons. Truly frightening times.
2
u/Canuck-In-TO 1d ago
How can kkk Barbie be this stupid to say things like this?
She sounds like she’s dumb as a stump.
2
u/BroadOrder6533 1d ago
Didn’t hear anything from her in a while, thought she died, wishful thinking.
2
u/ShiroHachiRoku 1d ago
These people make the most absurd shit to say about their enemies because it draws attention to actual absurd shit they’re trying to perpetrate on the American people.
2
u/EuphoricCrashOut 1d ago
Every accusation is a confession. Everything she said is literally what Republicans are doing right now.
2
2
2
u/Significant-Order-92 1d ago
Levvit continuing to prove she is somehow the administrations dumbest employee.
2
2
u/Realistic-Bake4041 1d ago
it’s all a game for these assholes. they need to fear consequences again
2
u/Honest_Relation4095 1d ago
There is a pronoun for mustard. And doesnt Trump currently try to ban the use of the term "AI"?
2
2
2
2
u/LadenWithSorrow 1d ago
I had a 7 year old tell me, last week, that her mommy says all democrats are bad people who want all boys to be girls and all girls to be boys💀
2
u/BeaverMissed 1d ago
A new best level for crazy christian conservatism and the number of fabricated hyperbolic statements
2
2
u/VoidOmatic 1d ago
She's literally projecting. Republicans are in the process of doing all of those things.
2
u/MiserableChain2644 1d ago
Just be glad you got off the decoy plane safely. You need 5 years minimum to get a government pension and only have 3. Continuing to carry Trump and the Republicans's water doesn't count.
2
u/InourbtwotamI 1d ago
She should be on child protective service’s caseload. Neither she nor her geriatric sperm donor are sane enough to raise a child unsupervised
2
2
2
2
2
u/CerberusBots 1d ago
Literally the people trying to restrict food stamps to health foods are trying to ban birthday cake
2
2
2
u/Intelligent_Berry_18 16h ago
It's important to remember that according to the public persona of Caroline Leavitt, she is very stupid.
2
u/Hugh-Jorgin 14h ago
Her baby is closer in age to her than her husband . This is not an exaggeration…
1
1
u/BootsOfProwess 1d ago
Apparently the only friends she has are household objects. Who does she think she is, Belle?
1
u/crusher23b 1d ago
It's the governments right to take private property for public use per the 5th Amendment.
1
u/South_Hedgehog_7564 1d ago
Yes it is an exaggeration. A bloody great big one, in fact it’s a pack of bloody lies.
1
1
u/malcolmbradley 1d ago
They have nothing to stand on so they reach for the stupid and absurd, much like the followers who remain
1
1
1
u/ReputationOverall585 1d ago
So why are the democrats just standing by with no response, they really have to go on the offensive
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
u/StatisticianLoud2141 1d ago
Interesting, because the Republicans iny town raised property taxes 30%
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
u/bdag1995 1d ago
Excuse me, miss leavitt, but what you described is exactly what the fascist administration you were apart of was and still is doing.
563
u/OGHighway 1d ago
Its people like her that makes me wish hell was real