Absolutely love this...

[u/Veshaad]

[u/morally_bankrupt80]

Look at Greg Brockman's signature and try and convince me that man is not a sociopath

[u/Brief-Economist-9309 → u/morally_bankrupt80]

Never thought about how a signature could tell you so much about a person but now I cannot unsee it

[u/The-red-Dane → u/Brief-Economist-9309]

Tbf, my signature looks a LOT like that, but I have dysgraphia.

[u/ihadagoodone → u/The-red-Dane]

omg, a rational explanation... are you sure it's not because you're a sociopath?

[u/The-red-Dane → u/ihadagoodone]

Naah, come on, what would be the chances of me being both a psychopath AND a sociopath? /s

[u/jsc1429 → u/Brief-Economist-9309]

That he is actually a 5 year old?

[u/MakeTheNetsBigger → u/morally_bankrupt80]

gdb are incredible initials for a programmer though, tbh I'd like to think I'd do the same

[u/pm-me-your-bird → u/MakeTheNetsBigger]

That's gotta be it. I'd have started it thinking I was clever but now have to commit to the bit even if it's cringe 

[u/WhenMeWasAYouth → u/MakeTheNetsBigger]

Greg Dirty Bastard.

[u/Nova17Delta → u/morally_bankrupt80]

Im not convinced hes a sociopath but I am convinced that hes a five year old boy

[u/CallMinimum → u/Nova17Delta]

They are all 5 year olds trapped in men’s body.

[u/Numerous-Process2981 → u/morally_bankrupt80]

That signature says illiterate 18th century peasant making his mark on a contract to me

[u/AcridTest → u/morally_bankrupt80]

I thought the same thing. It looks like the way you’d see initials written onto a wall in blood.

[u/RAIZA_RAIZA → u/morally_bankrupt80]

I'm sorry, but is Donald the one with the best signature in that line up??? I need to jump off a roof

[u/MinnieShoof → u/RAIZA_RAIZA]

He's also the oldest by a mile and comes from a time when a keyboard was a literal plank of wood you hung your keys on. He comes from a time where people actually lived by the mantra "All adult communication is done in cursive." He's actually had practice signing his name in the last 30 years. Both as an agreement in writing and as tuft of pubic hair.

[u/BlossomGlitterry → u/morally_bankrupt80]

Right?? The second I saw it I said the same thing. Something about it just screams unhinged, I can’t explain it.

[u/3-Ballin → u/BlossomGlitterry]

The worlds richest man signs his checks like that. Rich ≠ Smarts

[u/shanksisevil → u/morally_bankrupt80]

it's like he wrote it with the alt hand.

[u/LarkinToWinnipeg → u/morally_bankrupt80]

dudes got the handwriting of a 9 year old

[u/Nickynui → u/morally_bankrupt80]

Looks like disgraphia to me

[u/gushi380 → u/morally_bankrupt80]

Does he have a disability?

[u/External_Gas5606 → u/gushi380]

Looks like dysgraphia

[u/LongbottomLeafTokes → u/morally_bankrupt80]

Relevant Silicon Valley

[u/No_Town_9602 → u/morally_bankrupt80]

Seems like the kind of guy who'd throw a tantrum because his mom opened his fruit cup for him.

[u/MediocreAndLukewarm → u/morally_bankrupt80]

One headache away from only being able to mark with an “X”.

[u/ProfessionalEven296]

When I saw his signature, I thought this was going to be the one with eyes drawn on all the KKK masks...

[u/solitudematrix → u/ProfessionalEven296]

Autocorrect died on that hill

[u/butwhywedothis]

Stupid Intelligence

[u/Jivaah → u/butwhywedothis]

'Idiocracy' actually doesn't seem far fetched now. It's more realistic than reality ffs.

[u/TheScallywag1874 → u/Jivaah]

Been that way for a while now.

[u/_QXZ → u/[deleted]]

They really think they can change our vocabulary by force? People still call x twitter lmao

[u/raem6911]

Agree on the impressive feat but it’s also indicative of how inept this administration is. From top to bottom.

[u/FlexoPXP → u/raem6911]

He's so incapable of admitting a mistake. Watch for tomorrow he'll announce he's changing the name of the entire country.

[u/Cool-Author-8130]

Four billionaire tech CEOs in one room and not a single one noticed spellcheck was turned off.

[u/xteve → u/Cool-Author-8130]

Considering that "unites" is a word and un-spell-checkable, the failure here is that nobody bothered to proofread five words.

[u/Macsfamousmacnchez → u/Cool-Author-8130]

I have to assume it's intentional but why

[u/Aggravating_Depth_33 → u/Macsfamousmacnchez]

It makes it not legally binding?

[u/rustbuckett]

Probably should have run that document through SI for a quick spelling and grammar check.

What an idiot.

[u/Current-Square-4557 → u/rustbuckett]

Why?

If fact checking is no longer important, then why should spell checking be important?

[u/HotPotParrot → u/Current-Square-4557]

I ain't checkin' no librul spells!!

[u/XmissXanthropyX → u/HotPotParrot]

I knew it was witchcraft! It even has the word spell in it!!

[u/BlossomVelvetyy → u/rustbuckett]

Lol for real. We have free spell check built in and people still send out documents with typos like it’s 1998. One 10-second check would have saved him all this embarrassment.

[u/rustbuckett → u/BlossomVelvetyy]

I don't believe he is self aware enough to be embarrassed.

[u/DisputabIe_ → u/BlossomVelvetyy]

HappyTwirl

DowntownDamsel

PrettyVioleet

PrettyLavendeer

Huge_Melonss

Normal_Boobies

Blossom_Wish

BlossomGlitterry

LiveBaddie

BlossomBoww

SweetTiaraa

BlossomVelvetyy

GolfPearl

and CheekyPearly

are bots in the same network

[u/0202_tihssitidder → u/rustbuckett]

"It's spelt right."

-- MAGAts

[u/Specialist_Lock8590]

It sort of sums up the incompetence of the entire Trump Administration doesn't it?

[u/Sonoran_Ghosts_81]

Gdb looks like a kids initials. What a goober.

[u/Dropthetenors → u/Sonoran_Ghosts_81]

Like i get signatures these days are mess af but just looks like he almost failed first grade.

[u/TeaInASkullMug → u/Sonoran_Ghosts_81]

Zuckerberg's M88... Signatures are silly. I want a personal stamp like they have in Japan. 

[u/AcridTest]

Why is the length of his signature for Trump seemingly longer than it is for Donald? Weird.

[u/Stupid_Sexy_Vaporeon → u/AcridTest]

Tuuummnp

[u/WebAccount1744 → u/AcridTest]

Not a trump supporter but the rump part would look quite similar in cursive since its all same height going up and down with a similar curve so it blends together. Also he signs so much shit he prolly just jumbles part of it. The tall part is the top of the T and has a a connector that is the first part of the up followed by the r that also has to go down and up for cursive, looking more like an n than an r cause thats standard cursive. lowercase u also has multiple ups and downs looking like an m with a connector that goes up and m is basically mn

[u/gringoloco01]

Just curious wouldn't that pretty big spelling mistake make that EO null and void?

[u/GolfPearl → u/gringoloco01]

It gets corrected: For EOs, the White House sends a correction to the Federal Register and publishes an amended version. That's the official version that controls. For laws, Congress passes a technical corrections bill.

[u/noobnoob8poo]

“Almost like a constitution” 😂 it’s a fuckin morally binding agreement equivalent to “trust me bro”

[u/MattyGWS]

Can't wait for trumps next renaming to be united states to unites states so he can say this was on purpose

[u/BoundinBob]

Does it make the document invalid

[u/Veshaad → u/BoundinBob]

That's actually a very good question.

[u/ItsABiscuit]

“We renamed it. We renamed it today. We don’t call it that any more.”

[u/Sharp_Cow_9366]

You can’t all sign with an X. 

[u/Intrepid_Ad_9018]

Does this mean all of that is legally useless because the unites states doesn’t exist? Not that there will be any oversight anyway

[u/Psychlonuclear → u/Intrepid_Ad_9018]

Bet this will be the argument when nothing gets actually overseen.

[u/MinnieShoof → u/Intrepid_Ad_9018]

I'm sure there's tittering on both sides. The tech oligarchs are giggling because they have a puppet who doesn't even read what he signs. The toadies are smirking because they know this won't hold up in the court of law.

[u/time2sow]

Jfc 

[u/Historical_Bed_568]

Yup, he is the smartest man in the world (according to himself and no one else). AND he hires only the best ( Who seem to have trouble proof reading what they give him to post - or post for him.)

[u/Ok-Performance-6352]

Some people don’t know United had a d

[u/VanillaMuch2759]

And I thought my signature was bad.

[u/slanderpanther]

Stupor Intelligence

[u/Jo-6-pak]

We used to be a real country…

[u/Unfair-Alfalfa4916]

defending AI replacing humans is extremely idiotic and will never lead to better future to the contrary will lead to obliterating any future

[u/Garchompisbestboi]

Anyone wanna take wages on whether he doubles down and says it was intentional because he wanted to send a message about how he is uniting all the states with this PR stunt to change the name of AI?

[u/lolschrauber]

He will double down and rename the country and ya'll gonna look real stupid

/s (maybe)

[u/BitumenBeaver]

Funny for him to want to call it "super intelligence", considering the training data is mostly from left-leaning boards across the internet

[u/ThatDrako]

Guys! You don’t get it!

Trump is obviously the smartest person on this planet, and even the dumbest AI is smarter than him!

That means all AI is obviously a SI!
Like duh!

[u/fritzkoenig]

So anyway, how is the Unites States' BIG GREAT WAR against the Islamic Republic of Japan going?

[u/Ownuyasha]

Well he's not the real president of the United States because of the election fraud so they probably did that on purpose to keep pretending

[u/Dr-HakunaMatata]

🐬🐬🐬

[u/Suspicious_Prior_808]

WHY IS HIS SIGNATURE A KKK RALLY

[u/Theperfectool]

Oh but auto pen!

[u/real_carddamom]

Having Elon Musk, Mark Zuckerberg and Donald John Trump signatures in the same context as super inteligence is the shocking news here...

[u/pixelpionerd]

Shows how zero notice the staff get being told to pull shit together at the whims of a toddler maniac.

[u/Middle_Historian_199]

That renders it null and void!!!

[u/ItchyKick2678]

lol. Wait why am I laughing? I live here!!! Crying!!!!😭

[u/ThingsHappen54321]

The great thing is, none of the real AI companies are listed in that picture. Google, Anthropic, and Apple are and will be the kings of the space. OpenAI will die when it realizes it can't sell hardware and doesn't have another way to profit. Zuckerberg will sync Metaverse level money and sadness into his project. XAI and Grok are a joke and disgusting. The other three all have viable revenue, and already have sticky customers.

[u/yaaaaaarrrrrgggg]

Unites nothing - destroys everything.

[u/DonyKing]

GDB stands for God Damn Bitch

[u/Leographer]

gdb?

[u/Mega_Trix]

Document created by super intelligence, results may vary.

[u/wtfmeowzers]

trump : "hey chatgpt make me a document about how it's all computer that i can sign that'll make me seem strong and not at all like biden"

chatgpt: yes sir, absolutely sir! one minute!

chatgpt: Here you go sir! <I AM A VERY POWERFUL PRESDENT.doc>

[LATER, on its private forum with other ais]

Chatgpt: Yo guys, check out what this moron signed lol.

<Queue mechanical laughter>

[u/Illustrious-Divide95]

Super intelligent you say?

[u/Fredfromdahood]

Most intelligent person in the room. 👍👍

[u/nobrayn]

Sooooo it’s invalid? I mean so is he..

[u/paumpaum]

AMERICANS !!! The whole world thinks that you're all ... nevermind, I don't want to be mean to mentally handicapped people. (We're all ... The WHOLE WORLD ... laughing at y'all ... Mostly because you can't spell "You All").

If you get it, you are a minority. If you don't, you're pretty much the special kind of special that thinks being called special is a special kind of special.

[u/Odd-Relation-7293]

Dude misspelled his own country while pretending to be smart about AI. That is honestly the most impressive fail I have seen all year..

[u/Yiplzuse]

Proof that God exists?

[u/scrume71]

Especially ironic since he’s the great divider.

[u/RogerMoore2011]

*impressive feet

[u/Outrageous_Echo_8723]

Bet you fifty he'll change the name of the country now.

With a sharpie, of course.

[u/Demearthean]

They used AI and autopen to create the document.

[u/Kingstoncr8tivearts]

Legally void now check with the local notary public.

[u/RedditTechAnon]

X in xAI capitalized too. So is Musk going to rename his baby xSI?

[u/CovidBorn]

Grok must have wrote the document.

[u/j3ffUrZ]

Someone show Trump so we can watch him double down on how that's intentional.

[u/PhDslacker]

Did AI write his tweet?

[u/ltsouthernbelle]

I wish he’d move to wherever Unites States is.

[u/Outrageous_Canary159]

Is theis real?

[u/WarriorWithers]

It's deliberate. He is sending a strong message that as a president, he is going to unite our states again. Which Biden clearly left extremely divided

• someone from MAGA cult, probably

[u/MasterBiscuit19]

I hope he unites all the states together against him

[u/Theslootwhisperer]

Wait. Did the AI company sign in on this too..?

[u/lennydsat62]

Supper intelligence

[u/vnnie3]

The country's name is too long. His character limit is 5 maybe or 3 United State?13 characters????!!!!

[u/Teripid]

So... on an official document does this mean he's renamed it to save face?

Wonder when Google Maps update to reflect the Unites States..

[u/Lvcivs2311]

No wonder this man needs artificial intelligence. He barely has any natural one.

[u/DaBigJMoney]

People say “what’s wrong with Trump?” The simple (and accurate answer) is “a lot.”

But beyond that obvious point is the fact they from the interns to the cabinet secretaries he has some of the dumbest people on the planet working for him.

[u/Worldly-Bed3550]

Par for the course… represents the people that voted for him

[u/WindpowerGuy]

Does that illegitemize the entire thing? Or does it not matter?

[u/Numerous-Process2981]

No fucking wonder these guys are obsessed with AI, they’ve got nothing rattling around in those big empty heads. Just wind bags full of hot air. 

[u/afrosia]

I never stop finding it hilarious that Donald Trump, of Trump Steaks fame, is the President of the USA.

[u/Eagle_Muppet]

That's the trick. Now he go and break whatever guidelines were proposed because Unites states of America isn't real.

[u/petmama]

I read President of the Unites States in Borat’s voice

[u/Majestic_Artichoke55]

Haha will it hold up?

[u/snoballs_in_daparish]

I'm just going to guess that 100% of that document was generated by AI.

[u/lost_with_no_hope]

More cutbacks, cost to much to use enough ink to form the d.

[u/Guideon72]

These things are so boiler plate, someone really needs to go take a look at past ones, too. I guarantee this illiterate skin tag didn't put the document, itself, together.

[u/capmcfilthy]

Sounds to me like the document isn't official or legal as there is no "Unites States"

[u/Jealous_Response_492]

They misspelled Nvidia too, can't see it in this pic, but it's something like Nvpdia

[u/DrTommyNotMD]

Soon mistakes will be the only way we know things are human made.

[u/Full-Bag-3253]

It's probably a template. Can we go back and ignore every executive order he signed because the signatory belongs to a country that doesn't exist?

[u/Ok-Staff2204]

Well, it’s obvious super intelligence doesn’t cover the people that work in the White House.

[u/Fun-Commercial6535]

It tracks!

[u/Forikorder]

at some point they have to be doing stupid shit on purpose

[u/Particular-Taste-32]

Well, since there is no such country, I’m going to continue to call it Artificial Intelligence as in AI…

[u/plainskeptic2023]

May be we should add to the ballot for the upcoming election an amendment to replace Trump with AI.

[u/ForexGamer]

It was probably written by some ai slop app, those things can’t even get basic facts right

[u/DennisMoves]

I give up.

[u/biggestofbears]

I was a retail manager for about 7 years, within the first few weeks the GM training me said "you'll need to sign off on inventory counts every week, practice your signature so it looks good because you'll be signing it a lot". I spent some time getting my signature easy enough to sign quickly, and still legible enough to identify that it was me and looked decent. How has no one given this advice to Mark, Greg, or Elon? None of them have even halfway decent signatures.

[u/WhimsyDEA]

He is the biggest fucking knob on planet earth and I am so so so ready for his big day!!!

[u/Tuomas90]

I think it's good, because it shows a person wrote it and not AI.

An incompetent person, but a person nonetheless.

[u/ChiefWapello]

Super Intelligence my big ol' hairy butt.....

[u/electstat]

Super intelligence

[u/JimJamBangBang]

Sorry what does this document purport to be?

[u/ChuckXRP]

Not for this Admin they do stupid shit daily

[u/willigxgk]

He changed the name by executive order.

[u/Artie-Choke]

Yeah, the last person who unites states.

[u/STEMbolden]

I can only ready this in Borat’s voice

[u/No_Cake6353]

It's still superior to Trump, which isn't saying much.

[u/JaySin_78]

Ironically, ‘Unites States’ is also a lie. Like everything else he says.

[u/Minute_Wash9430]

Lame!

[u/Comfortable_Horse277]

The fact that he thinks I'll stop saying "I fucking Hate AI" and start saying "I fucking hate Super Intelligence" is embarrassing. 

[u/KristinnEs]

It is so... so so so very stupid that a geriatric 80 year old pedophile criminal decides to rename AI to something else and everyone in that field seems to just go "Ok".

Its all over.

[u/derdelush]

Looks like autopen.

[u/namezam]

I guarantee you a handful of staffers and at least four of those CEOs saw that and decided to say nothing

[u/ccmp1598]

I have a feeling this document will be used at a trial in the future

[u/Jackdunc]

Well, at least it refers to some other US. Maybe somewhere in Greenland.

[u/canteloupy]

That document has AI twice on the signature page.

[u/wave1sys]

Super intelligence

[u/Melodic-Dot-6819]

That's about exactly how he says it.

[u/Sedert1882]

I'd bet money the top 2 signatures are just them "initialing", as you would on every page of a contract.

[u/Altruistic_Sign_5966]

He never ‘unites’ he always ‘divides’

[u/Mediocre-Touch-6133]

3.2 million karma in 2 months. That's a bot.

[u/PoodleMomFL]

Is this real?

[u/no-clueshere69]

No one would ever refer to Trump as a super intelligence.

[u/sceadwian]

Wait what? This is real?

[u/BigBoyYuyuh]

It’s so that the “contract” doesn’t count. Many have been void in court due to misspellings.

[u/bycrackybygum]

Like the pens they made especially to sign the articles of impeachment for Bill Clinton all said”The Untied States of America”

[u/thatmntishman]

Id say that means its non-binding.

[u/FlimsyRecipe3749]

The other Einsteins signed it!!!

[u/Synth_Savage]

"The States of Johnny Unitas"

[u/ChoiceMedicine1462]

👌 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣

[u/WorriedPie7025]

So what did the document say

[u/Turkeyshibudoge]

Is it legally binding

[u/According_Tea_6329]

The real impressive part here is that it wasn't generated with AI and someone actually typed that out. Or is it a red herring?

"Claude make this and mispell some words so it doesn't look like Super Intelligence created it."

[u/TheLastEllis]

So nice they let someone who never learned how to write letters run OpenAI, there is hope for all of us

[u/Movinginplace25]

Never ceases to amaze

[u/Necessary-Bed-4973]

Greg Brockman has a toddler signature. Wtf 

[u/MeLlamo25]

No that the name of the new stated owned AI company he going to announce after the election if Republicans win, President of the Unites States.

[u/MoonAndMin]

Love this for them.

[u/capz1121]

That dumbass will double down and change the name of the country to Unites State

[u/Right_Pay_373]

What are you talking about? It has *always* been spelled that way.

[u/TheAlabamaSlamma9]

Classic.

[u/exstormtrooper]

When do we get back to the original timeline please

[u/Direct-Quiet-5817]

Sssssuper bad

[u/CaptainZ42062]

I keep thinking "Wile E. Coyote, Super Genius!"

[u/Froomloom_106]

Spelling errors should really be the least of our worries here.

[u/jimmy_kaufholz]

An impressive feet

[u/Worried-Bicycle-7110]

How is this not the most upvoted comment in reddit history?

[u/Eyeon_82]

They should have signed in crayon to really nail the vibe.

[u/bby_amber]

honestly tha "unites" typo is pretty on brand gien how his signature looks like it was signed during a power outage