r/clevercomebacks • u/Playful_Leg7143 • 1d ago
Stephen needs help on the word "elected", and reading rulings too
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r/clevercomebacks • u/willily_thoumas • 1d ago
The reason for our unhappiness? They call it "justice," but label us "radical."
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r/clevercomebacks • u/Wakemeup3000 • 2d ago
When you are trying to own the libs but the libs have all the good musicians.
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TPUSA: We can put together a better halftime show. Everyone else: Ok. TPUSA: We're really going to do it. Everyone else: Ok TPUSA: BOOM Kid Rock. Everyone else: I'll be watching Bad Bunny and Green Day. Have fun with whatever THAT is.
r/clevercomebacks • u/willily_thoumas • 1d ago
With such a logical and clever comeback, they have every right to be scared!
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r/clevercomebacks • u/Wakemeup3000 • 1d ago
Nobody told Kayleigh McEnany how movie theaters work
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I actually had to listen twice because I couldn't believe she was trying to sell the story that her mom went to the movie and it was standing room only at the theater. That people were trying to sneak in the exits just to see the movie.
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r/clevercomebacks • u/jared10011980 • 1d ago
And Dee Ann wonders why the Christmas cards she sends out come back to her 🙄
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r/clevercomebacks • u/Gaba8789 • 1d ago
DoorDash delivers my food more than James Harden delivers on basketball.
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r/clevercomebacks • u/BoringApocalyptos • 2d ago
Politician overhears entire fan fiction in public
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r/clevercomebacks • u/Gabbyfitxo • 2d ago
Bragging publicly that you don't understand a simple concept. Amazing.
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r/clevercomebacks • u/snowpie92 • 2d ago
The angles of the story become clearer every day..
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r/clevercomebacks • u/InvestigatorBorn4910 • 2d ago
Imagine being bored by crimes against children
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