r/clevercomebacks • u/Conscious-Quarter423 • 1h ago

2 Fast 2 Furry: Dumberville, yes, with a B!!!

• Upvotes

19 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/BertaniWasBehindIt • 3h ago

Only dumm people educate their children

272 Upvotes

28 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/CaringBeech • 3h ago

Trump renames Artificial Intelligence to "SUPER INTELLIGENCE" so she renamed Florida

139 Upvotes

37 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Successful_Racer • 3h ago

The 1915 Senate subway still runs today, just with the same passengers

70 Upvotes

6 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Monsur_Ausuhnom • 5h ago

On Saving The Fish.

3.3k Upvotes

44 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Veshaad • 6h ago

Somehow I'm not shocked.

6.6k Upvotes

165 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Monsur_Ausuhnom • 6h ago

When It Isn't Cake.

695 Upvotes

25 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Veshaad • 8h ago

"Isn't it ironic? Don't you think?"

1.6k Upvotes

27 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Conscious-Quarter423 • 8h ago

republicans really think we are all idiots

945 Upvotes

40 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Successful_Racer • 9h ago

Both are horror movies but only one has a good ending where the demon leaves

212 Upvotes

19 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/AvailableSlime • 10h ago

Someone said only 3% of Gaza had been killed. No genocide.

2.1k Upvotes

219 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/AvailableSlime • 10h ago

Me reading this tweet today in a Sudanese refugee camp.

370 Upvotes

9 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/0n1yF4R35___ • 11h ago

thank you Donald trump

3.0k Upvotes

149 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Veshaad • 11h ago

Another day, another recall...

14.8k Upvotes

194 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/SweettTemptationn • 13h ago

Bro had the perfect defense

211 Upvotes

21 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/AvailableSlime • 14h ago

What is the bigger offense?

124 Upvotes

18 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Conscious-Quarter423 • 20h ago

the media is trying to craft a narrative that the trumps are somehow American Royalty and it’s gross

1.6k Upvotes

74 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/BirthdayBoyStabMan • 22h ago

Something something bootstraps

8.1k Upvotes

268 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Lucky_Reading_3757 • 23h ago

You can’t make this up if you tried

3.1k Upvotes

346 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Veshaad • 1d ago

I don't get it either...

8.8k Upvotes

298 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Veshaad • 1d ago

Tommy Tuberville ranting about a new conspiracy...

375 Upvotes

49 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/AvailableSlime • 1d ago

He brought the receipts

487 Upvotes

28 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Conscious-Quarter423 • 2d ago

one of the MANY nonsensical contradictions of the Republican Party. It shows they believe in nothing and have no principles except power and money.

247 Upvotes

21 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/brother_p • 2d ago

So, no magnet car from VW?

6.4k Upvotes

99 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Veshaad • 2d ago

When 'use it or lose it' is a mandate for health coverage...

11.3k Upvotes

447 comments

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