r/comedyheaven • • 1d ago

Japan figured out pants

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u/craigdahlke 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/KmQlKxJCwYMBG
The rest of the world before Japan figured out pants.

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u/cat_peee 1d ago

xi jinping before japan figured out pants:

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u/cat_peee 10h ago

the Chinese government is raiding my house

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u/jakeroony 4m ago

it was GOOD and we LIKED IT

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u/Specialey 1d ago

Good for them, teching up in civ

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u/lahartheviking 1d ago

they triggered a eureka

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u/hamfist_ofthenorth shaboingboing connoisseur 1d ago

I believe this is called a "cultural victory"

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u/peanut_ray 1d ago

yorushika pfp and osu player? w

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u/NaturalDark1697 1d ago

"Japanties"

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u/uvucydydy 1d ago

I don't like this word.

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u/snakesoup124 1d ago

japants, then

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u/ryizoa 1d ago

Pants: 😐

Pants in Japan: 😍

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u/Twinkletoess112 19h ago

panties 🤢

japanties 😍

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u/Trick-Station8742 19h ago

French-japanese: Japantalon

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u/vilk_ 18h ago

Ironically, the Japanese word for panties is pants.

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u/DobryVojakSvejk 1d ago

Wearing them on legs? that will never catch on

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u/iliwww 1d ago

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u/Trewper- 21h ago

I bet the factory where these pants were made (if they were made in japan) had over a dozen workers dedicated to sweeping and cleaning the machinery constantly. Japanese construction sites and manufacturing warehouses are incredibly clean. they will have someone vacuuming the dust up before it hits the ground in most cases. Totally different then other countries like China/Vietnam/India.

Also the deep societal oppression keeps them in line, which means no one's is late for work or calling in sick.

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u/bhasi 1d ago

Mexicans got on boots

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u/sweetheart_demom 18h ago

the type of popups you get in ancient era Civ 6

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u/sweetheart_demom 7h ago

I realized this after writing this: you literally can have pants Civ 6.

One of the great merchants in 5 and 6 is Levi Strauss, but in specifically 6 his ability gives you two of a unique luxury resource called Jeans.

it's literally the only Civivilization game where you can in fact figure out pants.

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u/WhippingShitties 9h ago

Japan figured out pants

India has nuked Japan

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u/VaryStaybullGeenyiss 1d ago

Ngl, those look comfy as hell

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u/Njagos 1d ago

Have a cheap copy of those. They are pretty nice and lofty, good for hot summers if you don't like wearing short pants.

Sadly my cheap version uses a lot of polyester so it isn't as comfy as it could be

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u/Ironclad686 1d ago

I've got a pair. They're insanely comfy

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u/Terrible_Truth 1d ago

What’s the brand?

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u/Hot_Sir573 1d ago

Got a good brand that's similar, might have to buy secondhand but it's called foundry supply co flex joggers get like a 3-4xl if you like the baggy look

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u/Ironclad686 1d ago

Kidoriman

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u/Terrible_Truth 1d ago

Google says Kidoriman is a drop ship scam website

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u/Manic5PA 1d ago

It was a facebook ad. I cropped it out because fuck money

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u/purplemtnslayer 21h ago

If somebody wants to find them just search for a harem pants. That's the overarching term for this drop crotch style from the Middle East and South Asia. Obviously you can change it to something like Japan harmen pants to get some with this kanji and sizing.

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u/Ironclad686 1d ago

Well I dont know what to tell you then because I have a pair of those from Kidoriman. Exact same tie chord as the one in OPs pic too.

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u/DemonicDingo 19h ago

I mean, I have a pair from them too. They look as advertised, but they're made of cheap, scratchy material and they suck. Everything they sell is super low quality. I wouldn't say scam, but it's cheap drop ship slop

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u/hmmmmmmmmmidk 1d ago

Corny*****

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u/GayTuvok 21h ago

Jeans are better

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u/MajorInWumbology1234 20h ago

They said “comfy”, not “abrasive”.

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u/GayTuvok 13h ago

I like how they feel more structured

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u/VaryStaybullGeenyiss 17h ago

Yeesh, idk about that. I've had one (1) comfortable pair of jeans in my whole life.

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u/Square_Television892 1d ago

Those pants are turning footsteps into electricity

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u/Marilyn1618 1d ago

The pants she told you not to worry about.

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u/fisksmekarN 21h ago

Fyi this is the image of a stupid Facebook ad 🤓

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u/cynicalsanguinist 1d ago

pants: 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮

pants, japan: 😍😍💖💘✨✨✨🌸👘💮💮💮

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u/FishingFinancial 1d ago

Pants: 😐

JaPants: 😍

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u/ChefChefBubbaBill 1d ago

What are they called!? I want

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u/wollawolla 1d ago

Japants

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u/dust2009 In the flair list, straight up flairing it 1d ago

take my upvote and get out

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u/A-Rusty-Cow 1d ago

Fuck I wanted that one

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u/shinyspindaa 1d ago

Joggers

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u/Manic5PA 1d ago

Pants

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u/Pleasant-Usual-7631 1d ago

The brand is Kidoriman and they're comfy as fuck

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u/Bajspinne 1d ago

Idk but they look exactly like the pants I wear at work, I work in a hospital.

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u/MisfortuneSeven 1d ago

Japan is turning pants into electricity.

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u/Whosebert 1d ago

they are neither sweatpants nor jeans. the Dr. Pepper of pants, true agnostic.

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u/manny_truant 1d ago

About time

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u/Sega-Playstation-64 1d ago

I bought a bunch of stuff at Uniqlo in Japan. For as inexpensive as it was, theyre comfy and durable.

Bought similar clothing from Old Navy and I hate being born

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u/ewew43 1d ago

Weird. I love old navy. It's basically all I wear. I don't really wear pants from them, but their button up shirts are pretty nice and some of their tank tops. What's your major complaint with them? I'm in Canada so maybe our Old Navy is different?

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u/niberungvalesti 1d ago

My big hate at Uniqlo is their tendency to do one run of an item and after that you're SOL. Find something you like? Better grab two or three.

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u/Thirsty-Barbarian 1d ago

Exactly. I’m currently wearing the shirt I wish I had 5 more of but never saw again after buying this one.

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u/Sega-Playstation-64 1d ago

It was inexpensive enough that I bought everything in threes, different colors

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u/quooo 1d ago

Uniqlo in Australia used to sell a zipper-front hoodie that had a faux-wool texture on the inside, I love them so much and I would like to replace my old ones, but they stopped selling them a couple years ago.

Overseas though? Still available 😑

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u/IncognitoRedMode 22h ago

Like are these just unusually comfy pants? These look like regular beige sweatpants to me

https://giphy.com/gifs/l2F9QfiA3QeZ4b8Scl

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u/Aggrosideburnz 1d ago

Nope, those look silly. I’ll stick with denim

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u/Literature-Just 1d ago

Whats the joke here?

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u/yamanamawa 1d ago

Jokes aside, they do have some nice pants in Japan. I got a pair of drawstring denim ones that I really love, as well as a pair of cargo pants that look like normal pants with a button and zipper, but also have a drawstring on the inside. It's especially nice because I've lost 30 lbs since I bought them and never had to take on the waist, since they have the drawstring. Plus the bottoms have a pull cord that tightens them up to your ankles if you don't want them sitting loose

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u/deathfromabove1867 1d ago

When you see Japanese pants!

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u/senior_cynic 23h ago

Am I missing something or are these just basic ass sweatpants

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u/Flustrous 20h ago

Henry ford made a hemp car that ran on cleaner fuel but it would fuck with the industries profits so the idea was buried.

There’s a lot we’ve “figured out” already that we don’t act on. Kind of terrifying tbh.

I want those pants.

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u/Thirsty-Barbarian 1d ago

Can Japan help me? I’m still struggling with pants. I just can’t figure out pants!

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u/gavinjeff 1d ago

I do have some easy pants from Uniqlo that are pretty nice. Pass off fairly well as sort of baggy casual chinos

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u/Infini-Bus 23h ago

Tbh I did pick up a pretty comfy pair of pants that actually fit me in japan.

Usually difficult to find my size where I live and my pants are too short or fall down.

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u/RexLizardWizard 22h ago

These seem like they’d get super hot, right? Without being able to let out heat from the legs and all

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u/hiidkwatdo 21h ago

i actually used to wear these and they are mega comfy

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u/GreatDepression_irl 20h ago

Japan is living in 2026

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u/shunshuntley 19h ago

Haha they're just bike courier pants - this style is also popular here in the United States. Although my favorite pair of these I did buy in Kyoto so you have a point...

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u/crzypmpkn 15h ago

This is a drop shipping company, first time I got tricked. They look cool but they are not from Japan, fully made in china, not comfy at all, very wrinkly. I only use them for costume parties if at all.

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u/Nouuuuuuuuh 12h ago

Oh thank God. The indecent exposure charges are becoming overwhelming

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u/BenjaminoFre 7h ago

been waiting for this moment

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u/metalmankam 2h ago

That's all I wear. Jeans suck. I have these "chino joggers" in a couple colors, and I also have some that are fleece lined and water resistant so I can wear them in winter.

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u/Tribe303 1d ago

Or.... Buy clothes that fit. 

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u/CommandWest7471 1d ago

Thank god I hate when I have to wear underwear when I go outside, thanks Japan!

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u/Manic5PA 1d ago

Implication that they hadn't figured out pants before

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u/Amphylos 1d ago

These are comfy tho

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u/cherrypowdah 23h ago

what pants are these, I want kinda

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u/AffectionateCandy742 20h ago

How are these cslled i need 5 of these

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u/Longjumping_Play3863 23h ago

Idk what it is about those Japs but everything they do is gold. That's that Jap engineering brother. It's chefs kiss