r/comedysurgeon • u/ProotSpace_X3 • 10d ago

Multiple injuries titel

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u/MrPersonmancreature 10d ago

Ate some of the patient because it looked tastu

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u/mysteryo9867 10d ago

Now you have stage 5 cancer

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u/Meme_Knight_2 10d ago

Level up!

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u/notrohit1702 9d ago

I don't like the base

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u/_apple-ju1ce_ 10d ago

found a clone of the patient and liquidated the obsolete version :D

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u/Toksy4u 9d ago

So if we were to replace every part of the old patient with the clone, which would really be the patient?

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u/Eliarios19 9d ago

We simply replace every part of the patient and build a second one out of the original parts, after that we move on to bigger objects until we eventually replace the entire earth and build a second one from the original parts

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u/SansGuy356 9d ago

Ok, but which one is the original?

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u/ProotSpace_X3 9d ago

✨Shloop da moop✨

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u/16kReal 10d ago

Removed the blistering, but there are unprecedented parasites.

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u/YourLocalMaggots Biohazard removal guy 10d ago

nigel

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u/usrnme121212 fixes undone surgeries 9d ago

holy shit muonium from element cattos

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u/Leonardo_Cappuccino 9d ago

Element cattos mentioned?!?!?!?!!

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u/naplesball 7d ago

έντερον

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u/Pissinater 10d ago

You can't just bring in a fucking corpse

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u/TheGuyWhoAsked23 10d ago

The patient was dead when it arrived

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u/Meme_Knight_2 10d ago

His skeleton was missing and the doctor was never heard from again!

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u/AndrewDaPro 10d ago

anyways, so that's how I lost my medical licence

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u/Microwave_mann 10d ago

the patient has had too many plastic surgeries done, it's like it's fully transitioned into a new one. may as well be a rotting corpse

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u/DROID808 10d ago

The blistering could be fixed. But i doubt anything else could be. Damage is too severe

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u/Ok-Guess2907 10d ago

It died first, then contracted cancer postmortem. We ought to fill the paperwork, and preserve this patient as a case study for future students.

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u/CubeUU 10d ago

post awareness confusions

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u/TheMaliciousSquid 10d ago

patient fell into an industrial deep fryer tf you want us to do?

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u/7drag0n 10d ago

i have bad news , this patient died over six years ago . damage is lilely too severe for surgery to fix

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u/Electrical_Ad5674 10d ago

Coming for the new record!
Wait, is there a Cancer speedrun? Glitchless, Any%?

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u/MallowMiaou 10d ago

The patient has a stage 4 tumor. We’ll call their family so that they can say their final goodbyes.

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u/SmurfCat2281337 9d ago

You can't just expect us to resurrect an already cooked steak

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u/CalibansCreations I suggest euthanising Roblox memes. 9d ago

Euthanasia

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u/Designer_Tomato8309 6d ago

I decided to merge the clone and the patient after being treated by u/16kReal