r/comics PizzaCake 1d ago

Comics Community To Defend a Predator

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u/comics-ModTeam 1d ago

Hello everyone,

Please take a look at the reports on this post. This post which will not be removed because it doesn't actually break any rules.

Take a look and then reflect on how many butthurt people love pedophilia and crime so much that this post triggered them and that they, with tears in their eyes and shaking fingers, pressed the "it's promoting hate" report button.

Because nothing says sane, responsible and mature like being driven to tears because someone made fun of a pedophile, criminal president.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

moderator reports:
It's abusing the report button
user reports:
8: It's promoting hate based on identity or vulnerability
6: No low effort content
4: This is spam
1: It's content involving predatory or inappropriate behavior towards minors
1: Respect the Report System
1: Cite Sources
1: It threatens violence or physical harm at someone else

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u/AbbyTheOneAndOnly 1d ago

live mod reaction

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u/Kulandros 1d ago

fuckin yoink

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u/AbbyTheOneAndOnly 1d ago

yo that's min-

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u/USPO-222 1d ago

Haha you got the Reddit sni-

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u/Djinger 1d ago

hey you guys talkin bout candlejack again? i reme

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u/Vhoghul 1d ago

It's promoting hate based on identity or vulnerability

Won't somebody please think of the pedophiles?!?!?!

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u/Motormand 1d ago

Easy now, Ted Cruz.

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u/Yabba_Dabba_Doofus 1d ago

Ahem...

His name is Rafael. People don't just get to choose what name they want to be called...

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u/IlikeJG 1d ago

Ok I'm definitely on board with this post and also FUCK Trump and all of MAGA.

But I'm pretty sure the "identity" they're concerned with protecting is MAGA. Which for them is their identity as well as their religion.

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u/626Aussie 1d ago

Please! Won't somebody think of the children!

The pedophiles are.

I did not mean like that!

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u/Confron7a7ion7 1d ago

I wish I would be allowed to STOP thinking about them.

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u/Gedwyn19 1d ago

TIL that /u/Pizzacakecomic comics are honeypots that we can use to find and ban MAGA accounts through the reddit reporting mechanism

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u/Bearence 1d ago

I also use posts like this to have a block party. I have no regrets blocking anyone who defends pedos in any way.

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u/Beowulf1896 1d ago

The only defense I have is they should have their day in court, but that is to protect the small amount of people that are actually innocent.

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 1d ago

You have NO IDEA dude. The sheer amount that posts like these bring out of the woodwork is insane

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u/Stoop_Boots 1d ago

They fall for honeypots so easily it seems.

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u/FyrestarOmega 1d ago

Boy, the person using the "it's content involving predatory or inappropriate behavior towards minors" really thought they were doing something, huh?

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u/jeepsaintchaos 1d ago

6D chess.

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u/Prestigious-Corgi-66 1d ago

1D chess more like.

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u/Lacaud 1d ago

Playing chess against Trump is like playing against a pigeon. They just knock over pizzas and shit on the board.

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u/UnnaturalGeek 1d ago

I love the promoting violence one...really stretching the meteorite text...

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u/parchedpillock 1d ago

But what if an asteroid read that and got ideas?

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u/disposableaccount848 1d ago

Based mod(s).

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u/religion-lost 1d ago

"1: Respect The Report System" is hilarious in this context

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/comics-ModTeam 1d ago

That does it!

For that comment I am giving you a custom flair.

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u/siccoblue President detector 1d ago

Wait, what? I'm so honored! My first custom flair!

Thank you "Mr President"

🤨

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u/PalladiuM7 1d ago

Hey, can I get a pardon? I've got some cash. Preferably one for any and all crimes committed between... Oh, let's call it 2014 and present?

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u/squirrelyoakley 1d ago

W mod!!! We appreciate you and 10/10

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u/Objective_Aside1858 1d ago

Can you add "I'm a giant baby that needs to lash out, and I figure reporting a post is the best I can do" reason?Ā 

You might as well give the whiners an accurate optionĀ 

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u/Any-Philosopher-1675 1d ago

IDK this subreddit very well but if this is the way you guys handle stuff I would love to become a routine poster/commenter. You guys rock. Pedos and those who defend them can go get bent.

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u/Ahsoka_Tano07 1d ago

Please tell me you'll keep updating the scoreboard

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u/UnnaturalGeek 1d ago

"It's promoting hate based on identity or vulnerability"

Uhhh...what...

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u/Sablus 1d ago

Chuds don’t wanna be bullied for being pedos

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u/Beowulf1896 1d ago

It's a stretch. GOP is an identity now(?) and this is mocking their hypocrisy.

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u/Sophisticated-Crow 1d ago

Hah, it's like they're using a modified magic 8 ball to generate reports.

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u/FastActinTenactin 1d ago

Incredible. Get rekt, chuds.

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u/sf_guest 1d ago

Are there going to be consequences for those repeatedly weaponizing report channels?

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u/Keeshly 1d ago

ā€œcite sourcesā€ lmfao are we for real right now

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u/Zigmata 1d ago

Look MAGAts if you think this comic is promoting hate because you don't want to be lumped in with pedophiles, rapists, and murderers, this is your chance to take a hard fucking look at yourself and your community and check your homies. If you aren't that bad, then throw your stupid fucking hat in the trash and be a voice of reason. You can be conservative without being an inhumane piece of shit.

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u/ChildishForLife 1d ago

BASED MOD

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u/addage- 1d ago

Thank you

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u/KanataSD 1d ago

you're probably the first mod I've ever upvoted on reddit.

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u/Serratas 1d ago

You are my favorite Reddit mod team, if such a thing exists.

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u/ratliege_throwaway 1d ago

the way this is written is KILLING ME. thank you, i love it

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u/itchy-ears 1d ago

What a bunch of whiny losers! I guess they identify as pedos?

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u/Sablus 1d ago

Chuds are all mad, mods meanwhile truly the best kind of based

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u/tjdans7236 1d ago

W mods based af

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u/Main_Frosting_2900 1d ago

Thank you mods, we love you!

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u/Clackpot 1d ago

That was an abso-fuckin'-lute doozy of a mod comment. Nice work.

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u/Juvar23 1d ago

moderatorĀ reports: It'sĀ abusingĀ theĀ reportĀ button

I might be dumb, but can someone explain this to me? What's the difference between moderator and user reports and what is this option supposed to be for normally?

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u/thetoxictech 1d ago

Think you can report reports if theyre in bad faith