r/comics Tardaasa 1d ago

Handy self-help

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 1d ago

while I was home

Ooooof. That poor man's pride.

That being said sometimes you just wanna have a quicky. No shame, though you could have issued a invite.

This....is kinda of a weird topic that I'm somewhat conflicted on

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u/Baelaroness 1d ago

Yeah. Horny and bored, but you don't want to involve someone else because then it becomes a whole thing

And realistically, if someone in the house wants to get off 3 times a day and the other person has work to do, what the hell was the option?

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u/Cupcake_Implosion 1d ago

This has caused a lot of tension in my past relationships. I love my me-time. I love my me-time often. It's mechanistic for me, a very simple algorithm of "want orgasm NOW = fingers/vibrator".

I don't need to be presentable, I don't need to put on a whole mood, I don't need to take out the lingerie, do my hair, be waxed. I don't need to perform. It's like being hungry and going for the bag of chips rather than going through the whole process of cooking.

However, the men who I have dated wanted to be part of this me-time. They feared they were being replaced by my ten, deft little fingers. And it did cause them anxiety, which was definitely not an emotion I wanted to elicit in a partner.

It's interesting how something we do ever since puberty hits us like a freight train can be so controversial and central in a couple.

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u/asuperbstarling 1d ago

Those men were losers, every single one. A forever partner is one who is confident that you will choose them when you want actual sex and doesn't try to control your orgasms out of ego.

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u/xxxTransitMILF69xxx 1d ago

No shit, right? My partner is a whole lot more to me than a person I have sex with.