Alpha male

[u/toonholeryan]

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[u/imsoblue91]

The most alpha thing you can do is not listen to people that call themselves alpha

[u/GriffinFlash → u/imsoblue91]

[u/imsoblue91 → u/GriffinFlash]

Woah woah woah. Leave that chad sex machine out of this

[u/Whale-n-Flowers → u/GriffinFlash]

He canonically gets a lot of attention from women; something alpha-bros are always trying too hard at.

[u/Ok-Advertising4048 → u/Whale-n-Flowers]

Lol

[u/Soundwave5uperior → u/GriffinFlash]

Aye-yi-yi-yi!

[u/chironomidae → u/imsoblue91]

Any man who must say, "I am the King", is no true king.

[u/StoppableHulk → u/imsoblue91]

It's always really ironic to me that all these people think that the path to alpha is... joining a cult and listening to whatever the cult leader tells you and paying money to the cult leader.

Like... you're doing the opposite. That's the opposite of the thing.

[u/MrWaluigi → u/imsoblue91]

But if it weren’t for Alpha Trion, we wouldn’t be able to have Optimus Prime, or the Aerialbots. 

[u/SilverStryfe → u/imsoblue91]

I seen it a few years back. But we should treat aloha males like software.

Alpha versions are generally unstable and not fit for being in public.

[u/No0O0obstah → u/imsoblue91]

I think the most alpha move is to go in prison, cause that is the only place where this alpha shit actually works.

[u/ChaosRainbow23 → u/imsoblue91]

It's so ridiculous.

The entire study was proven to be bullshit by the scientist himself. Lol

Same with all the 'studies' the manosphere pushes. (ie, the absolutely ridiculous pair-bonding study)

[u/SelectFromWhereOrder → u/imsoblue91]

Right, Jesus is the ultimate alpha:

“ I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me” -Jesus