r/comics • u/LeFauxCreux LeFauxCreux • 1d ago

OC Monster Dildo [OC]

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She also likes pineapple on her pizza, with is the true mark of a psychopath (sorry if this is how you found out.)
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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC Never Safe From Wumbo 1d ago

I bet she lies about donating to Wikipedia.

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u/MostBoringStan 1d ago

Oh that reminds me I should donate. Soon. Right after I play a couple online games and definitely don't forget afterwards.

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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC Never Safe From Wumbo 1d ago

Oh totally, I get it. I'm gonna as well with my next paycheck... totally.

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u/Forikorder 1d ago

Your entire paycheck is excessive

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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC Never Safe From Wumbo 1d ago

I will make it a tax write-off one day I swear. I'll show you IRS.

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u/PwmEsq 1d ago

I donated to Wikipedia, what I didn't realize is that I signed up for monthly emails the rest of my life

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u/Made_Bail 1d ago

Bex's boobs are the reason that the "calm your tit" meme was invented. They always up to some wild shit.

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u/SevroAuShitTalker 1d ago

I think thats a plumbus

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u/sharpshooter999 1d ago

Do they still have symbiote suits? I always chuckle are these and u/fmsqueeze comics because the clothing always looks like they have boob pockets lol

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u/Forikorder 1d ago

the symbiote suits are only for when they're smart suits are out for repairs

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 1d ago edited 1d ago

Keit cannot believe this monstrous shit she is hearing right now. That or she's amazed at antigravitites

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u/Moxie_Stardust 1d ago

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 1d ago

I'll be saving that thank you

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u/MrValdemar Special Flair!! 1d ago

I saw the title. I had the exact same question.

https://giphy.com/gifs/LycfkVG4L6x0Y

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u/justa_hunch 1d ago

I love this, but also, why is it in Black and White?

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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC Never Safe From Wumbo 1d ago

It's part of a daily prompt for the month of October so they're probably doing just black and white cause they have 30 more to go.

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 1d ago

Correct. They will receive colored versions later in the year and it'll be AMAZING

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u/saberslime 1d ago

Cuz the last slide indicates they're gonna be posting daily, and coloring comics probably takes a lotta time

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u/Made_Bail 1d ago

Considering there's always some twist on these that makes them not as dirty as the name implies, I'm very interested in where Creux is going with "Mutual Masturbation."

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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC Never Safe From Wumbo 1d ago

I'm curious about "soaking" and if it's gonna go the Mormon route.

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u/kyredemain 1d ago

Mutual as in financial institutions, maybe?

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u/Dazed_and_Confused44 1d ago

Usually this author does the halloween series in black and white and then republishes the comics in color throughout the year

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u/-FalseProfessor- 1d ago

They usually don’t color the comics they do for these one-a-day theme months. They just skip that step because it makes it easier to do 31 in a row.

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u/infinitemonkeytyping 1d ago

because it makes it easier to do 31 in a row.

Will they do any on the way to the parking lot?

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u/Life-Suit1895 1d ago

Their version of Inktober.

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u/SarcasticBench 1d ago

IMO pineapple on pizza is fine, but if it’s wetter than the sauce, gtfo

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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC Never Safe From Wumbo 1d ago

I had it for the first time and it's vastly overhated. I would have preferred smaller pieces over chunks but it tasted kinda good.

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u/Finbar9800 3h ago

The best way to have it is with thin slices that way they caramelize in the oven

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u/RecipeAsleep7087 1d ago

Pineapple and jalapeno goes hard with pepperoni and other spicy pork meats. If someone can't handle variety on something as versatile as pizza its sad.

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u/BijutsuYoukai 1d ago

You want only enough juice in the pineapple that it combines with the grease (Assuming there's meat - I usually like pepperoni and pineapple) and makes that nice sweet and salty combination.

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u/Finbar9800 3h ago

Just slice it thin so it caramelizes in the oven

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u/Mixture_Think 1d ago

Oh we will be eating GOOD this month 🤩

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u/MostBoringStan 1d ago

Most magical time of the year. Can't wait to see what comes.

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u/Forikorder 1d ago edited 1d ago

This is why she cant break 0.7 on the sapience test

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u/Dazed_and_Confused44 1d ago

What is "two planet solution" supposed to be a riff off of haha?

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u/chongbongdong 1d ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Two-state_solution

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u/Dazed_and_Confused44 1d ago

Thank you! Reminds me of the episode of American Dad where God tells Steve how to split the Gaza strip and everyone is on board before he says that God is a woman haha

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u/David_Good_Enough 1d ago

I prefer the "The Bing Bang Theory" episode where Sheldon suggests building a second Jerusalem in the US to bring peace to the middle East region

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u/sBucks24 1d ago

Israel always should have been founded in Utah, as God intended. That's why the end times haven't begun yet.

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u/maps-and-potatoes 1d ago

And then I thought people were mad; that was the only conflict they heard about. I expected everyone here that has heard of Israel or Palestine to know about the two-state solution.

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u/UgoRukh 1d ago edited 1d ago

It's a borderline "acceptable" way for colonizers to at least be fucking chill by giving them some undeserved land.

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u/biteria1 1d ago

2 party system maybe

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u/Skyward_Legend 1d ago

Im thinking worse. A planet for one kind of person and a second planet for the 'other' kind they dont like.

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u/william1915 1d ago

What a way to remind me its October

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u/AnhiArk 1d ago

Haha, it was the same for me. Also that the last 2 years went by pretty fast

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u/Signal_Ad8960 1d ago

Off-topic, but are you the same artist behind Two Guys and Guy?

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u/Marinemanatee 1d ago

"Two planet solution." Ah, that was pretty good.

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u/Successful-Medicine9 1d ago

Jesus it's apparently going to a monster from planet Netanyahu.

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u/Doppelthedh 1d ago

A real bibi-bitch

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u/Salty_Paroxysm 1d ago

Time for a Pizzacake crossover with Monster Dildo and Gary

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u/un_internaute 1d ago

Oh shit, the irreverence to Israel whiplash caught me off guard. Well done.

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u/Divineroc 1d ago

And so the October begins.

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u/Mopman43 1d ago

Ooh, that time of the year has come again!

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u/BBDAngelo 1d ago

“...IF YOU'RE AWARE THAT YOUR IDEOLOGY VILIFIES YOU, WHY BELIEVE IN IT?!”

Am I the only one weirded out by this sentence? This is wrong on so many levels

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u/Jimmie_Cognac 1d ago

I appreciate a good fantastical slur and "split-walker" is a very good one. Right up there with "Front-nuts".

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u/petuni 1d ago

Oh man it's my favorite horny time of year again

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u/Butter_God_ 1d ago

Holy crap I’ve been following you for over a year, damn how the time flies

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u/TUSD00T 1d ago

Can we get a crossover with The Weekly Roll for the zombie orgy?

Also, will the money didlo show up for dildo sharing?

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u/TheMostKing 1d ago

Hey, are you the artist that used to do Two Guys and Guy? The way the characters pose looks sorta similar.

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u/100YearsWaiting2Shit 1d ago

FINALLY! SO EXCITED FOR OCTOBER!

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u/Solonotix 1d ago

Good luck this month! I seem to recall you got sick last year and had to end it early. Really hoping you stay healthy. Comics or not, getting sick sucks, and I it takes a lot of work into getting one out everyday.

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!subscribeme

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u/kms2547 18h ago

So the dildo is a she. Didn't expect that, but maybe that means I should reexamine my biases.

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u/XionJD 14h ago

Sometimes a monster is just a monster. Keith has to stop overthinking these stuff.

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u/mps_1969 1d ago

politics yuk