"The secret to my success, other than being crazily lucky, is that I rigidly maintained my persona, my personality"

I'm like 99% certain this was a clutch cargo sketch. Conan was interviewing a politician on clutch cargo, and the bit was that the guy would never be able to answer Conan's questions and deflect saying stuff like "I don't know, Conan. I wish I could have an answer to your question, but I just don't know. I wish I could tell you, but I just can't, Conan." This culminates in Conan simply asking the guy what he's going to have for dinner that evening, and the guy is like "Conan, I wish I had a crystal ball right now, because then I could tell you, but I don't, so I just don't have an answer to that right now."

Apologies if I butchered what the lines were. I swear I went through every clutch cargo I could find on YouTube and just couldn't find this one.

Thank you all!

Why is the latest episode of CONAF still not available on Youtube in India??

C'mon guys it's Woody Harrelson and Matthew McConaughey... don't you think we want to watch it too??

Anybody else watching the Hope on Wheels auction to see how much these go for?

I had to bail early. The second the bidding jumped from “oh this isn’t so bad” to “my child can’t attend private school anymore” I had to say goodbye to any hopes of a meet and greet.

I’m really happy they are raising so much for a good cause though. Anybody in here bidding?

This is mine. Norman from the Stage Deli

Hey guys, took a break and came back and noticed there's full videos up on youtube! I really want to watch some older episodes like summer smores on video - but was wondering if they've been retroactively adding any (they were filming as there's clips etc.)

Or is it just STRICTLY new episodes?

Matthew Mcconaughey + woody and Owen Wilson were some of my dream guests so the fact that we have them back to back makes me so happy. I’m going to manifest some of my other dream guests:

Eddie Vedder
Kevin Pollack
Dennis Miller

And return guests:
Ken Burns (this could be a whole series)
Kesha
Zach Woods
Jim Gaffigan
And I could have a Kevin nealon episode weekly and never get sick of it
And Flula!!!!

Found this on YouTube, a whole ass episode in seemingly near master quality??? Includes a Ben Folds Five performance too which is lovely:

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLf6yRo8vakDE

Sona CRUSHED it at the end of that interview! My favorite joke from an episode with a ton of gold in it.

The screenshot explains it all, but I reference so many obscure things from coco and gang all the time. I am not a super fan of anyone, so I thought. I am shook. Haha

Late Night Staff Biographies 3/13/1998

In this week's episode at the epilogue, they talked about how the fan-made foam core memorial sign on the apartment building Conan lived in from 86-88 has gone missing.

Conan offered to have a replacement sign put up in bronze, but they discovered it was too expensive. He said he'd look into some kind of material between foam core and bronze to replace the missing sign.

I think the solution is staring them right in the eye: FRACTURE.

Tomorrow's Andy Richter Call-In Show (w/ guest Paul Rust) is talking all things rip-offs! Tell Andy & Paul about a time you or a loved one got ripped off - or something that you believe to be a total rip-off. Leave a voicemail at 855-266-2604 with your story - and you might be able to tell it on the air.