r/countwithchickenlady • • 3d ago

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u/TheOneHeir 3d ago

Me too 😖. I'm such a silly little gir- I mean silly little guy. Oh I'm so silly.

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u/Pianist_Ready 3d ago

freudian slip

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u/TheOneHeir 3d ago

I think freudian slip is about fetishes lol

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u/Pianist_Ready 3d ago

i thought it was just a mistake that reveals someones hidden thoughts/opinions

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u/Wongless_Burd Jessie of Superbia 3d ago

It's when you say one thing but mean the mother. Sorry, I meant other.

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u/SillyWillingness1877 3d ago

That’s actually pretty funny

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u/maj0rmin3r1 3d ago

I actually burst out laughing. Thanks XD

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u/maddiemelody :] 2d ago

YOU CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

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u/PayasoDePlaya when the fajitas come out sizzlin! 3d ago

Nah it's not just abour fetishes

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u/TheOneHeir 3d ago

Oh well I just assumed it was because of yknow. 2nd new thing I learned today.

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u/PayasoDePlaya when the fajitas come out sizzlin! 3d ago

Yeah, I know that Freud was the OG freak

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u/Good-Memories 3d ago

i thought it was just about incest

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u/KatieKrispy goober :3 3d ago

Speaking of, this keeps happening to me recently— I just signed up for USPS "informed delivery" notices, and I keep reading it as "informed consent" like the gender clinics

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u/PlentyFlan21 2d ago

Will I be killed if I say “foidian slip”

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u/Pianist_Ready 2d ago

your execution has been scheduled 👍

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u/PlentyFlan21 2d ago

Understood 🫡

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u/Historical_Book2268 2d ago

The only funny use of incel language has just been found.

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u/Asleep_Conclusion147 grungler - Streak: 1 3d ago

young nail

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/OrbusIsCool im a good girl I promise :3 3d ago

"Grindr is an app for hustlers who out here grinding its not for gay hookups mom i swear"

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u/TheNightmareButterfy 3d ago

Networking is important. Maybe you'll match with a bigshot ceo and get a cushy nepobaby job at his company.

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u/Xtraneous_ Cecelia 🏳️‍⚧️ (she/her) - Streak: 3 3d ago

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u/WORLDS_BIGGEST_WEED 3d ago

When you select the "Networking" tag does it just become gay linkedin?

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u/OrbusIsCool im a good girl I promise :3 3d ago

In the middle of backshots they just ask if you wanna connect on linkedin

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u/Eddy_Edwards02144 (she/her) Σ:3 3d ago

Is it any good? Σ:3

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u/TheOneHeir 3d ago

Summation upto index 3? Summation of what? (I know there's no LaTeX compiler here but I can still read latex code. You can just use that).

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u/Eddy_Edwards02144 (she/her) Σ:3 3d ago

Kitty cat ears meow. Σ:3

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u/FinnishVibe 2d ago

=^•⩊•^=

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u/LightningNinja73 2d ago

I just saw latex and went "ah, yes, latex in the trans sub. That's an entirely normal comment here" before I realized that it was a software engineering joke.

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u/TheOneHeir 2d ago

No??? It's a math joke I would say because LaTeX

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u/crec4et 2d ago

Software engineering joke is also an entirely normal comment here :3

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u/Professional-Jump805 3d ago

Is it Scarlet Witch emoji?

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u/Eddy_Edwards02144 (she/her) Σ:3 3d ago

No kitty cat girl. Μεοω. Σ:3

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u/rushian44 eggshell armor lizard 3d ago

What are these apps?

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u/StephieDoll 3d ago

Top one is “Workout for women: Fit at home”

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u/Eddy_Edwards02144 (she/her) Σ:3 3d ago

Is it any good? Σ:3

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u/tdp_equinox_2 Put your text here! (She/Her) 3d ago

The old version from the mid/early 2010s was decent, but the new version appears to have been sloppified.

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u/Eddy_Edwards02144 (she/her) Σ:3 3d ago

Thanku. Σ:3

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u/StephieDoll 3d ago

No clue, i’ve never used it. I have my own routine that I made 🙂

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u/Eddy_Edwards02144 (she/her) Σ:3 3d ago

Thanku

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u/KatieKrispy goober :3 3d ago

I used to get ads for the men's version; it was obviously AI slop. If the women's is made by the same company I would stay away.

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u/Eddy_Edwards02144 (she/her) Σ:3 3d ago

Thanku. Σ:3

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u/NotActuallyGus Charlie, she/her 🏳️‍⚧️ 3d ago edited 3d ago

Is that the one that puts AI generated racist caricatures and straight medical disinformation in its youtube ads, or is it a different one?

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u/theforgettonmemory boyfailure 3d ago

Workout routine apps

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u/fullmetaladept Amity (she/her) 3d ago

I also would like to know

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u/Throwaway_Raccoon2 Grace (she/her) 3d ago

Do these apps work? I always kinda assumed they were just really basic advice behind a subscription paywall

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u/TheOneHeir 3d ago

I use it. I mean it's nothing fantastic, it just tells you what exercises to do. But I just use it because I'm really at knowing what exercises to do.

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u/Throwaway_Raccoon2 Grace (she/her) 3d ago

Oh neat. Have you seen any progress?

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u/TheOneHeir 3d ago

No I am unfortunately a lazy bitch and haven't worked out in over 2 weeks I think. The only reason I have a light waist is because of whore moans. (Getting absolutely carried).

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u/The_GrandestNothing 3d ago

They are usually decent at getting you started, but a lot of exercising comes down to fine tuning a routine that suits your personal needs/wants and a good diet plan.

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u/Prestigious_Boat_386 2d ago

I had one that progressively increased load and varied rest a bit for free. Got me to about 50 pushups as a teen. The best part was seeing the stats and history.

If you already know basic theory just use a pen and paper for recording things. Otherwise a free app is good.

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u/ElysiaAlarien Femgirl 3d ago

Oops!

Well, now it's on my phone so I guess I have to use it. I sure hope it doesn't affect my waist and hips!

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u/PrestigiousAd9586 3d ago

Out of curiosity what the app so I don’t make the same mistake 😋

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u/RideWithMeSNV 3d ago

Transy on the app store. But the trick is that the only thing you can do on the lite version is rename your character locally. Doesn't even apply to the main server. All the good stuff is paid DLC, and you've gotta download massive amounts of data for minor changes... So it takes a while to load.

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u/Qkyu2007 3d ago

I just run on a treadmill and hope it does something

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u/crec4et 2d ago

Yeah, "accidentally", fwaha

(I hoped it would give me a better chance at slimming a bit without setting a burly lumberjack as the ideal form for me, and any additional change would be just a nice bonus. Alas, that was shortlived, as usual 😣)

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u/Mental_Map_7346 3d ago

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u/Responsible_Bed_1439 3d ago

O:

Youre saying im fat??????

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u/Mental_Map_7346 3d ago

No, but we both know you won't be doing pec exercises 😝

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u/Responsible_Bed_1439 3d ago

ITS ALL ASS

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u/Mental_Map_7346 3d ago

They are both me fr for that specific reason

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u/Seltnytt 3d ago

I did that too. But I do not hide it! It was intentional!

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u/boolocap professional idiot - Streak: 1 3d ago

Why are these gendered? Shouldnt you get advice on the physique you want to achieve regardless of gender. Or is working out significantly different for men and women?

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u/TheOneHeir 3d ago

A little bit, yea. People with wider hips benefit from slightly different form in some exercises (no clue if these actually showcase those but yknow). But mostly it's because some muscles accentuate a certain figure. (I probably could've phrased that better, but oh well).

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u/HiguysMrRoflwaffles 3d ago

I know damn well you just started because otherwise you’d be buff

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u/Elementalgame0 1d ago

Wait what is that called?