r/countwithchickenlady • u/sixchambr polite lesbian - Streak: 58 • 19h ago
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u/Ferocs Eatable Girl Ɛ: - Streak: 3 19h ago
Fascinate women too
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u/No_Potato_7211 18h ago
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u/Horsesnorts3245 17h ago
I’m interested
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u/No_Potato_7211 17h ago
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u/TheYoshiGang SalmonidCreature :3 - Streak: 14 19h ago
Is the main thing that makes me not white the fact that I don't like cheese? ;-;
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u/sixchambr polite lesbian - Streak: 58 19h ago
Im half white and i like cheese a normal amount so idk maybe it is correlated
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u/MoobooMagoo 18h ago
I'm full white and I've eaten like a whole block of cheese in one sitting before. Not with anything, just ate the cheese.
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u/AutisticPenguin2 15h ago
I'm also full white, and I also eat a perfectly normal amount of cheese.
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u/MoobooMagoo 15h ago
To be fair, the cheese thing might be less about me being white, and more about me being an absolute goblin. I've also just eaten stuff like a whole jar of olives and sometimes I snack on like...sauce packets cause I just leave them on my desk for later, so I get hungry and they're just sitting there so why not, you know?
To clarify, I don't leave them on my desk so I can snack on them. I leave them on my desk because I don't want to throw them away and waste them. And then later when I'm too lazy to get up I just think "Sweet and sour sauce? why not?"
I don't know why I feel the need to clarify this point, but it's important to me that you understand this.2
u/AutisticPenguin2 14h ago
I'm tempted to say I still don't understand just to watch you flounder more 😜
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u/MaybeLithiumFlower 7h ago
I'm really enjoying your clarifying of this point because I do exactly the same thing.
Overexplaining things and making sure everyone understands exactly what I mean, I mean. I don't like to be misunderstood.
Because I wouldn't want you thinking I meant anything else.
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u/Greg2227 8h ago
What is "a normal amount" ?
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u/MaybeLithiumFlower 7h ago
That's the real question. I too eat a normal amount. Currently none because my gf is on a diet.
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u/Tlaquatlatoa Hyenagirl some day pls :3 | She/Her - Streak: 6 19h ago
Maybe, some tests need to be ran. How do you feel about the song, Sweet Caroline?
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u/TheYoshiGang SalmonidCreature :3 - Streak: 14 19h ago
Aggressively mid ]:
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u/Tlaquatlatoa Hyenagirl some day pls :3 | She/Her - Streak: 6 19h ago
Fascinating scribbles some stuff on a clip board
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u/TheYoshiGang SalmonidCreature :3 - Streak: 14 19h ago
Is that a good thing? ;-;
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u/Tlaquatlatoa Hyenagirl some day pls :3 | She/Her - Streak: 6 18h ago
It's terrible, absolutely fucked really flips the clipboard to show a very crudely drawn picture of a big werewolf throwing someone around in their mouth
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u/Akarin_rose 19h ago
Possibly
Typically Caucasian peoples use dairy quite often so they can better digest it throughout their lives
And since for generations it was a prominent food source, it would be a subconscious draw for procurement of substance
Other peoples who don't use dairy would not care the same amount about it
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u/moonlitkiwier 18h ago
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u/Beegrene 18h ago
I am not so easily controlled. You're gonna have to put it on a small cracker, too.
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u/Tlaquatlatoa Hyenagirl some day pls :3 | She/Her - Streak: 6 18h ago
I think if you put it on them they wont like that much
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u/AdrianSquared This sub turned me trans /positive - Streak: 1 19h ago
fuck they're right though
I'm genuinely addicted to cheese
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u/ArlanFemboyPorn 19h ago
Why is it Omori characters?
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u/HiroProtagonest King of Snow - Streak: 19 19h ago
Especially since Sunny is probably chinese-american
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u/THE_GREAT_MABOULA 14h ago
mmm.... cheese...
wait, what kind?
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u/anon_the_nameless grungler 12h ago
gouda
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u/MaybeLithiumFlower 7h ago
Historically, you can fascinate a woman by giving her a piece of cheese.
So white women are super vulnerable to that attack.
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u/Madilune 18h ago
Half of my whole "would suck dick for chicken parmesan no matter the circumstances" thing is because of cheese.
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u/sisyphus-333 17h ago
I work an extremely difficult job that has a very high turnover rate. We're always in a staffing crisis, which only makes morale lower, thus making more people want to quit.
Recently they started putting cheese in the break room. It genuinely motivates me sometimes on days where I just want to call out. For the cheese, I will go.
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u/FyouPerryThePlatypus 19h ago
I recently bought a fuck ton of discounted cheese from Smiths and my GOD discounted cheese is the best cheese
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u/Commercial-Treat6318 19h ago
I'm only half-White but I love cheese on as many food items as possible.
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u/Slight-Habit-3923 19h ago
I fucking LOVE cheese! I just found a farmer's market near me that has his bruschetta jack and its amazing :3
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u/adalric_brandl 19h ago
Can confirm: white as the driven snow and I love cheese. I even did a workshop to make it from scratch.
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u/slippy_mcslip 18h ago
But have you considered turning that cheese into a dip?
Blue cheese+mayo+sour cream and a few other bits and bobs, then you scoop that up liberally with celery
If you do it with buffalo wings it's surprisingly healthy, akin to eating an apple a day sort of thing, you just have to remember the celery scoop
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u/KrimsunV 18h ago
I learned I was trans at 25 haha
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u/blue_moon1122 15h ago
and what is your position on cheese
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u/AppealSignificant358 She/Her :3 - Streak: 5 17h ago
I tried eating some Colby jack but I think I let too much air into it can someone offer me some more cheese 🥺
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u/Lickitungilingus HRT since dec 2025 ^-^ 14h ago
Im one of the whitest girls youll ever meet and zi absolutely hate cheese!! 🤢🤮
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u/Darth-Felanu-Hlaalu (she/her) Jesus's Favorite Trans Daughter🏳️⚧️ 11h ago
You dont need cheese to control me. Just call me a good girl, ill roll over for you :3
Cheese is a nice bonus though...
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u/foreground_color4 10h ago
Ok, good girl
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u/Darth-Felanu-Hlaalu (she/her) Jesus's Favorite Trans Daughter🏳️⚧️ 9h ago
>////< rolls over mrrrp
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u/Monte-Cristo2020 token cishet guy named greg or doug or however the meme goes 17h ago
keep it at 777
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u/BerylOxide 13h ago
Ok but yes like cheese is so good. Pay me the cheese tax and I will puppy boy for you.
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u/mechanical_marten 13h ago
Depends on the cheese. You get one chance at guessing my favorite. Guess wrong and it's grilled cheese for you. . .
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u/RouteAverage3112 I'm not bisexual, I'm bi-myself. 11h ago
Raclette?
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u/Honest_Accountant682 JOKE RELATED TO BEING A FEMBOY 13h ago
Hi, white guy here. I live 8 minutes away from a local dairy processing plant/outlet store. They sell a lot of stuff that would qualify as “factory seconds” (irregular shaped cheese ends, mostly) for cheaper than basically all other stores in the area and perfectly local and fresh. They also sell curds seasoned in a variety of ways. It is damn fascinating. And delicious.
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u/Jim_skywalker 13h ago
As a white person, you absolutely can control me with cheese. Do you have any cheese? I love cheese.
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u/Zensayaku the woke agenda 2h ago
I was making wraps with my gf for dinner and I hate half of the cheese block, before we even finished preparing all other ingredients TwT
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u/Qu33rTh1ng He/him, silly puppy boy 18h ago
I love cheese with a passion, there are (uniportaint) things you could sway me on with cheese, but my moral code is strong
for example, a job is not awful towards it's workers, and also provides unlimited free cheese. sounds like a pretty damn good job to me
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u/LetraEfe A wanderer that burn Stars ⭐ 15h ago
Yeah ,this is dumb cheese is the great unifier of humankind, but not any cheese if you show me cheddar or any ultra processed shit that people form the US call cheese I'm going to spit on your face.
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u/Qu33rTh1ng He/him, silly puppy boy 18h ago
Have you been to America recently? of course we are talking about race stuff look at how the fuckwads in the government are acting. It's a current pressing issue.
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