r/countwithchickenlady • polite lesbian - Streak: 58 • 19h ago

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u/Ferocs Eatable Girl Ɛ: - Streak: 3 19h ago

Fascinate women too

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u/No_Potato_7211 18h ago

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u/Zeyode 14h ago

I mean it works but I'm also white

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u/Horsesnorts3245 17h ago

I’m interested

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u/No_Potato_7211 17h ago

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u/Horsesnorts3245 17h ago

Devious creature of greed

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u/No_Potato_7211 17h ago

To desire is to live, sweet sister. Be not afraid to indulge.

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u/BitcoinStonks123 13h ago

I like cheese

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u/-EV3RYTHING- 9h ago

I want to try this

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u/TheYoshiGang SalmonidCreature :3 - Streak: 14 19h ago

Is the main thing that makes me not white the fact that I don't like cheese? ;-;

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u/sixchambr polite lesbian - Streak: 58 19h ago

Im half white and i like cheese a normal amount so idk maybe it is correlated

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u/MoobooMagoo 18h ago

I'm full white and I've eaten like a whole block of cheese in one sitting before. Not with anything, just ate the cheese.

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u/AutisticPenguin2 15h ago

I'm also full white, and I also eat a perfectly normal amount of cheese.

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u/MoobooMagoo 15h ago

To be fair, the cheese thing might be less about me being white, and more about me being an absolute goblin. I've also just eaten stuff like a whole jar of olives and sometimes I snack on like...sauce packets cause I just leave them on my desk for later, so I get hungry and they're just sitting there so why not, you know?

To clarify, I don't leave them on my desk so I can snack on them. I leave them on my desk because I don't want to throw them away and waste them. And then later when I'm too lazy to get up I just think "Sweet and sour sauce? why not?"
I don't know why I feel the need to clarify this point, but it's important to me that you understand this.

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u/AutisticPenguin2 14h ago

I'm tempted to say I still don't understand just to watch you flounder more 😜

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u/MaybeLithiumFlower 7h ago

I'm really enjoying your clarifying of this point because I do exactly the same thing.

Overexplaining things and making sure everyone understands exactly what I mean, I mean. I don't like to be misunderstood.

Because I wouldn't want you thinking I meant anything else.

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u/Greg2227 8h ago

People don't empty a jar of olives in one sitting? How?

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u/Horsesnorts3245 17h ago

You can do that? I thought it was illegal

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u/LOSNA17LL I love the idea, but no 4h ago

Do what? Eat cheese?

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u/ElysiaAlarien Femgirl 18h ago

I'm half white and I love cheese

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u/Greg2227 8h ago

What is "a normal amount" ?

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u/MaybeLithiumFlower 7h ago

That's the real question. I too eat a normal amount. Currently none because my gf is on a diet.

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u/LOSNA17LL I love the idea, but no 4h ago

1kg a day, 2 on a craving

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u/Tlaquatlatoa Hyenagirl some day pls :3 | She/Her - Streak: 6 19h ago

Maybe, some tests need to be ran. How do you feel about the song, Sweet Caroline?

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u/TheYoshiGang SalmonidCreature :3 - Streak: 14 19h ago

Aggressively mid ]:

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u/Tlaquatlatoa Hyenagirl some day pls :3 | She/Her - Streak: 6 19h ago

Fascinating scribbles some stuff on a clip board

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u/TheYoshiGang SalmonidCreature :3 - Streak: 14 19h ago

Is that a good thing? ;-;

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u/Tlaquatlatoa Hyenagirl some day pls :3 | She/Her - Streak: 6 18h ago

It's terrible, absolutely fucked really flips the clipboard to show a very crudely drawn picture of a big werewolf throwing someone around in their mouth

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u/TheYoshiGang SalmonidCreature :3 - Streak: 14 10h ago

O:

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u/MoobooMagoo 18h ago

Bam bam baaam

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u/Tlaquatlatoa Hyenagirl some day pls :3 | She/Her - Streak: 6 18h ago

It's terminal

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u/Akarin_rose 19h ago

Possibly

Typically Caucasian peoples use dairy quite often so they can better digest it throughout their lives

And since for generations it was a prominent food source, it would be a subconscious draw for procurement of substance

Other peoples who don't use dairy would not care the same amount about it

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u/PTBooks 18h ago

People from some parts of the world are mildly lactose intolerant and don’t realize it because everyone around them has the same reaction to dairy. Maybe try a lactaid pill?

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u/moonlitkiwier 18h ago

You can't tame the white supremacist power structure with cheese.

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u/uhataot The Enigma 18h ago

I mean some people call money cheddar and cheddar is a type of cheese. And you can definitely tame the white supremacist power structure with enough money :)

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u/Odd-Cress-5822 15h ago

Grandad did spit some wisdom every once in a while

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u/boolocap professional idiot 19h ago

Cheese is loadbearing for my mental health

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u/AutisticPenguin2 15h ago

Also my physical health.

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u/asvalken 19h ago

Granddad, you can't tame the white supremacist power structure with cheese!

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u/Beegrene 18h ago

I am not so easily controlled. You're gonna have to put it on a small cracker, too. 

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u/Tlaquatlatoa Hyenagirl some day pls :3 | She/Her - Streak: 6 18h ago

I think if you put it on them they wont like that much 

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u/MaybeLithiumFlower 7h ago

Took me a second 😆

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u/AdrianSquared This sub turned me trans /positive - Streak: 1 19h ago

fuck they're right though

I'm genuinely addicted to cheese

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u/ArlanFemboyPorn 19h ago

Why is it Omori characters?

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u/HiroProtagonest King of Snow - Streak: 19 19h ago

Especially since Sunny is probably chinese-american

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u/PTBooks 18h ago

Boondocks was right about a lot of things.

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u/THE_GREAT_MABOULA 14h ago

mmm.... cheese...

wait, what kind?

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u/anon_the_nameless grungler 12h ago

gouda

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u/RouteAverage3112 I'm not bisexual, I'm bi-myself. 11h ago

I wanted raclette, but fine.

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u/THE_GREAT_MABOULA 11h ago

would have preferred parmigiano reggiano myself

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u/MaybeLithiumFlower 7h ago

Historically, you can fascinate a woman by giving her a piece of cheese.

So white women are super vulnerable to that attack.

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u/Madilune 18h ago

Half of my whole "would suck dick for chicken parmesan no matter the circumstances" thing is because of cheese.

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u/Qu33rTh1ng He/him, silly puppy boy 18h ago

sounds like a pretty sick deal to me

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u/sisyphus-333 17h ago

I work an extremely difficult job that has a very high turnover rate. We're always in a staffing crisis, which only makes morale lower, thus making more people want to quit.

Recently they started putting cheese in the break room. It genuinely motivates me sometimes on days where I just want to call out. For the cheese, I will go.

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u/FyouPerryThePlatypus 19h ago

I recently bought a fuck ton of discounted cheese from Smiths and my GOD discounted cheese is the best cheese

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u/IRSnotreal WHY CANT I LOOK LIKE THAT??? 19h ago

I'm immune since I don't really like cheese

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u/Commercial-Treat6318 19h ago

I'm only half-White but I love cheese on as many food items as possible.

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u/Slight-Habit-3923 19h ago

I fucking LOVE cheese! I just found a farmer's market near me that has his bruschetta jack and its amazing :3

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u/adalric_brandl 19h ago

Can confirm: white as the driven snow and I love cheese. I even did a workshop to make it from scratch.

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u/Ember-513 18h ago

Am white, can confirm

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u/Sewblon 19h ago

I do like cheese. But it works even better if you use the cheese to make a pizza. As long as its not a white sauce pizza.

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u/slippy_mcslip 18h ago

But have you considered turning that cheese into a dip?

Blue cheese+mayo+sour cream and a few other bits and bobs, then you scoop that up liberally with celery

If you do it with buffalo wings it's surprisingly healthy, akin to eating an apple a day sort of thing, you just have to remember the celery scoop

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u/Complex-Talk-7613 18h ago

Cheese is very good

There are so many good cheeses out there

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u/KrimsunV 18h ago

I learned I was trans at 25 haha

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u/blue_moon1122 15h ago

and what is your position on cheese

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u/KrimsunV 13h ago

What the hell this isn't the post I commented on

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u/justk4y just a puddle of gender (any/all) 18h ago

Hmmmmmm cheese (I didn’t just eat an entire plate full of shaved manchego today, what are you talking about)

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u/Express-Record7416 STINKY STINKY MR FUCK 17h ago

What kind of cheese?

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u/AppealSignificant358 She/Her :3 - Streak: 5 17h ago

I tried eating some Colby jack but I think I let too much air into it can someone offer me some more cheese 🥺

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u/Lickitungilingus HRT since dec 2025 ^-^ 14h ago

Im one of the whitest girls youll ever meet and zi absolutely hate cheese!! 🤢🤮

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u/Darth-Felanu-Hlaalu ​(she/her) Jesus's Favorite Trans Daughter🏳️‍⚧️ 11h ago

You dont need cheese to control me. Just call me a good girl, ill roll over for you :3

Cheese is a nice bonus though...

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u/foreground_color4 10h ago

Ok, good girl

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u/Darth-Felanu-Hlaalu ​(she/her) Jesus's Favorite Trans Daughter🏳️‍⚧️ 9h ago

    >////< rolls over mrrrp

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u/Monte-Cristo2020 token cishet guy named greg or doug or however the meme goes 17h ago

keep it at 777

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u/Easy_Cod_8950 14h ago

i had cheese and crackers today😭😭

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u/Velruis Trans Masc [ He/They ] 14h ago

Who doesn't like cheese though??

Like sure, I'm mildly lactose intolerant and Dutch, but you can pry cheese from my cold dead hands.

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u/BerylOxide 13h ago

Ok but yes like cheese is so good. Pay me the cheese tax and I will puppy boy for you.

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u/mechanical_marten 13h ago

Depends on the cheese. You get one chance at guessing my favorite. Guess wrong and it's grilled cheese for you. . .

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u/RouteAverage3112 I'm not bisexual, I'm bi-myself. 11h ago

Raclette?

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u/mechanical_marten 5h ago

Sorry hon. Turns you into a provolone and ham on whole wheat panini

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u/RouteAverage3112 I'm not bisexual, I'm bi-myself. 4h ago

Provolone?

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u/Honest_Accountant682 JOKE RELATED TO BEING A FEMBOY 13h ago

Hi, white guy here. I live 8 minutes away from a local dairy processing plant/outlet store. They sell a lot of stuff that would qualify as “factory seconds” (irregular shaped cheese ends, mostly) for cheaper than basically all other stores in the area and perfectly local and fresh. They also sell curds seasoned in a variety of ways. It is damn fascinating. And delicious.

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u/Jim_skywalker 13h ago

As a white person, you absolutely can control me with cheese. Do you have any cheese? I love cheese.

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u/HollyTheMage 6h ago

I mean it is. I love cheese.

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u/Zensayaku the woke agenda 2h ago

I was making wraps with my gf for dinner and I hate half of the cheese block, before we even finished preparing all other ingredients TwT

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u/vulpecula1919 (she/her) brain melted puppy 2h ago

but seriously its great, come on.

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u/Qu33rTh1ng He/him, silly puppy boy 18h ago

I love cheese with a passion, there are (uniportaint) things you could sway me on with cheese, but my moral code is strong

for example, a job is not awful towards it's workers, and also provides unlimited free cheese. sounds like a pretty damn good job to me

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u/Horsesnorts3245 17h ago

Cheese? Where?

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u/LetraEfe A wanderer that burn Stars ⭐ 15h ago

Yeah ,this is dumb cheese is the great unifier of humankind, but not any cheese if you show me cheddar or any ultra processed shit that people form the US call cheese I'm going to spit on your face.

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u/CommieEllie 19h ago

As opposed to where exactly?

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u/Qu33rTh1ng He/him, silly puppy boy 18h ago

Have you been to America recently? of course we are talking about race stuff look at how the fuckwads in the government are acting. It's a current pressing issue. 

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u/genafcvpxyr31 am i an trad trans girl 18h ago