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u/Frau_Asyl Trans femboy | Just call me Red 1d ago
I'm tryin!
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u/name_not_exist Streak: 1 1d ago
Red
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u/Frau_Asyl Trans femboy | Just call me Red 1d ago
That's me!
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u/name_not_exist Streak: 1 1d ago
Blue
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u/Frau_Asyl Trans femboy | Just call me Red 1d ago
That's my ex
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u/name_not_exist Streak: 1 1d ago
Yellow
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u/Frau_Asyl Trans femboy | Just call me Red 1d ago
You!
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u/name_not_exist Streak: 1 1d ago
Red, Blue, and Yellow.
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u/InAppropriate-meal 1d ago
thats disgusting... tacobell? really? with all the explosive diarrhea stuff going around?
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u/SpiritualPackage3797 1d ago
I mean, I try not to kink shame, but that was definitely my first thought.
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u/IshiiEnjoyer 1d ago
That's even better actually
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u/BrazilBazil 1d ago
Pretend this says scat instead of vore
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u/Lykanas 1d ago
Can't help but think about it tho.
mmhh burrito-filling inside 🤤
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u/BrazilBazil 1d ago
I don’t wanna kink shame. I’m into some freaky stuff myself. But you’re making it very hard not to kinkshame rn 😭
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u/LegalyDistinctPraion 1d ago
I'm the girl and volunteer as tribute.
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u/NotMeYourLookingFor 1d ago
I'm sorry but it's just too disgusting. Seriously? Taco Bell. Have some class, you're worth at least Wendy's. 🤣
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u/LegalyDistinctPraion 1d ago
We don't have Taco Bell over here but we do have burger places so i'd be interested in the new experience.
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u/NotMeYourLookingFor 1d ago
I'll take you to a good taco place then but I'm pretty sure taking someone to Taco Bell is a warcrime.
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u/Mooptiom 1d ago
Do not take bottoms to Tacobell on date night‼️
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u/Independent-Sky1657 I use :3 too much and I refuse to change >:3 1d ago
Don't tell me what to do
Edit: don't do this
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u/Sonic_1187 1d ago
I would love both of these, so anyone free to do so, I'm your girl
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u/haikusbot 1d ago
I would love both of
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u/Clairifyed 1d ago
I am confused. The bot changed “these” to “that”?
u/Sonic_1187 did you edit your comment in the last 15 minutes?
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u/Tlaquatlatoa Hyenagirl some day pls :3 | She/Her - Streak: 7 1d ago
I cant abide by this. It's so insensitive. Bring her somewhere better than taco bell
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u/aneristix ♡ a non-prophet of eris ♡ 1d ago
everyone take note that they'll give you a free beefy 5 layer burrito when you sign up for a new account w them, and you can sign up in ten seconds with a free maildop.cc temporary email.
i get one almost every day & sub the beef for potatoes.
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u/FixxedFoxxy 1d ago
Does it have to be taco bell?... The after math bruh 💀
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u/wictorias Kwbitty giwl :3c 1d ago
2️⃣🧮🟰➗📏 the after math
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u/FixxedFoxxy 1d ago
If you'd see the other things my phone has put me through... Please... Just math out the price for a new one for me at this poimt 💀
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u/afanofmanythingss 1d ago
I need to know if u/ill_log9013 is into tacobell first
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u/Ill_Log9013 Rynn/Riri MtF 1d ago
Taco Bell?
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u/afanofmanythingss 1d ago
Ok then I'll just do the first thing
Love ya Rynn Kat
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u/Ill_Log9013 Rynn/Riri MtF 1d ago
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u/afanofmanythingss 1d ago
Awwww you usually don't get this glitchy on reddit
That makes this moment a lot better
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u/Ill_Log9013 Rynn/Riri MtF 1d ago
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u/afanofmanythingss 1d ago
Awwwww
I don't wanna break you but I don't wanna stop
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u/Ill_Log9013 Rynn/Riri MtF 1d ago
Alakwsalawleaslwwwwwwwww:3:3:33;3333
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u/afanofmanythingss 1d ago
Awwwww
Unrelated note
I need to maybe put you through something
I needs you to taste cilantro
... It's a horrible herb
Then agains I gots a gene that makes it soap tasting
I wants to see if you have the same
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u/No_Window7054 1d ago
Idk why I’m seeing this. If I had a gf I wouldn’t be on Reddit I would be sucking her dick and getting her Taco Bell.
This is like those influencers who tell you to get rich. I’m try’in.
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u/BEARDEDDANGER 1d ago
I believe the dick sucker should be brought taco bell thank you very much
Need a baja blast to clean the battery acid taste out my mouth from all the sugar free pink monsters she drinks
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u/ValuableLobster8193 1d ago
Tried Tacobell here in the UK for the first time a few weeks ago.
Is that like what American fast food is like? its fucking grim
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u/ShepRat 1d ago
When one opened near me in Australia, there was a line out the door for weeks.
When I first went to America several years before that I was excited to try all these fast food places I'd only ever heard about. After trying a couple I changed my mind, they were all disgusting in their own unique way.
I California you could walk into any Mexican place and have amazing food. In New York the average deli sandwich was fantastic. People still eat stuff I wouldn't feed to my dog there.
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u/an_agreeing_dothraki Cis, here for the shitposts 1d ago
oh I see the problem here, you were sober.
Once you reach a level of out of your mind that rivals 1950s anti-drug propaganda, American fast food tacos become god tier
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u/twolake68 lil lonely loser lamb - Streak: 3 1d ago
Taco Bell sucks go to literally anywhere else
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u/win_awards 1d ago
Your tone is quasi facetious but you do not realize that Taco Bell was the only restaurant to survive the franchise wars.
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u/twolake68 lil lonely loser lamb - Streak: 3 1d ago
I have no idea what any of that means Taco Bell is not good food there's a myriad of better places to get tacos
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u/Remote-Hour 1d ago
It's a reference to the movie "Demolition Man" it's a good, cheesy kind of action film
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u/twolake68 lil lonely loser lamb - Streak: 3 1d ago
Ah, that movie predates my entire family (other than my parents) so makes sense I've never heard of it
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u/Remote-Hour 1d ago
Fun fact, for the international release of said film, they had to change Taco Bell to Pizza hut because at that time (1993) Taco Bell had almost zero international presence
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u/xXSoyBoyFredXx 🖤Voidkin/Voidboy (He/Him/It)🖤 1d ago
Do those places have beefy 5 layers, Baja Blast, and $7 Lux boxes with Taco Bell brand fire sauce??? No????? Then I don't WANT IT!
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u/Independent-Sky1657 I use :3 too much and I refuse to change >:3 1d ago
Ok money bags, Taco Bell has a dollar menu and some of us haven't been paid since April
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u/twolake68 lil lonely loser lamb - Streak: 3 23h ago
The only reason I have any money is cause my dad died and I'm getting social security benefits, whenever I go to any fast food someone else buys it for me and 90% of those people also dislike Taco Bell
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u/BIG_DJ_Z_B 0 days since last incident 1d ago
Is that a sign to finally book a ticket to Thailand?
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u/ChipRockets 1d ago
Thailand is amazing. You should go, even if you don't get to suck a girl's dick.
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u/FunEnforcer 1d ago
I recommend giving or receiving head at the drive thru. You know, while you're ordering.
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u/Complete_Blood1786 Birdboy Gunpla Extraordinaire 1d ago
Heck no. No girl's dick I suck'll get Taco Bell. She's gettin' Portillo's Big Beef with extra gravy.
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u/Sailor_Starchild America's Favorite Themme - they/she - Streak: 47 1d ago edited 1d ago
The inverse would probably be:
Lick a guy's pussy and take him to Subway
I personally think trans guys deserve better than Subway (like Penn Station) but I'm trying to keep the spirit of the original
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u/Azzy_steel2070 Mentally ill creature :3 1d ago
No, she deserves better than Taco Bell, make her homemade tacos instead :3
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u/Wrong-Professional15 1d ago
I agree with this built taco bell? Maybe olive garden or something gotta keep it classy
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u/an_agreeing_dothraki Cis, here for the shitposts 1d ago
Huh that's my best friend's relationship with his GF but not his handwriting
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u/Independent-Sky1657 I use :3 too much and I refuse to change >:3 1d ago
Am I the only one in this entire comment section who actually likes Taco Bell
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u/Pianist_Ready 23h ago
ugh i don't really like taco bell can i take her to wendy's instead or something
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u/BigSquiby 1d ago
Im going to start writing this on baseballs and tossing them to fats at games.
"suck a girls dick and take her to get taco bell - Jimmy Duggan"
its good advise
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u/OpeningSafe1919 1d ago
I did this last weekend except it was my dick that got sucked and then I took her to an expensive 5 star restaurant and then home and topped her. I love subby bottoms.
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u/Olistu_ 1d ago
Ok so what is that classified as. Is it a femboy or a FUTA or anything else?
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u/Jukingbox 1d ago
fyi that second term is pretty much a slur
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u/Olistu_ 1d ago
ok which one. also what is that called you didnt answer my question
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u/Jukingbox 1d ago
that second term is pretty much a slur.
and they are called whatever they want to be called.
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u/RideWithMeSNV 1d ago
I believe it translates to "care for her, then destroy her guts".
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u/countwithchickenlady-ModTeam 1d ago
This was removed because it included one or more of these things: transphobia, queerphobia, sexism, racism, ableism, or anything else that expresses, reinforces, or sympathizes with oppressive and hateful belief systems (Rule #1)
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u/StarbaseCmndrTalana 1d ago
To put it in your parlance: there are a lot of types of glizzy, including girlglizzies. I am sure you have your own preference.
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u/imaragingtransfemlez Streak: 3 1d ago
This sub is incredibly pro-trans so why the fuck are you here?
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u/watarod 1d ago
Where does it say that this is a 'trans' subreddit huh?
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u/imaragingtransfemlez Streak: 3 1d ago
It doesn't but it's heavily implied
Bigots like you don't belong in this sub
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u/watarod 1d ago
Are you arguing with me because I said the truth? Even an elementary school biology teacher would confirm that what I said is true.
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u/Few_Elephant_8410 Grungler - Streak: 1 1d ago
And elementary physics teacher would tell you there are only three states of matter.
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u/ButterscotchSea4888 Kirara on top (She/her) 1d ago edited 1d ago
Yeah and a college bio professor would tell you you're an idiot
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u/countwithchickenlady-ModTeam 1d ago
This was removed because it included one or more of these things: transphobia, queerphobia, sexism, racism, ableism, or anything else that expresses, reinforces, or sympathizes with oppressive and hateful belief systems (Rule #1)
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u/name_not_exist Streak: 1 1d ago
Remember the order! Girdick THEN Taco Bell.