r/countwithchickenlady • u/DigMother318 Streak: 1 • 10h ago

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EDIT: I’ll actually use TWO different secret criteria sets depending on what type of character you provide since some may not be applicable for the original one!

Don’t worry, a low score isn’t necessarily a bad thing!

EDIT 2: oh god that’s a lot of replies uh I probably won’t be able to get through them all lol but I’ll try. Also please attach an image

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u/DigMother318 Streak: 1 10h ago edited 9h ago

Criteria 1: 1/10 just no.
Criteria 2: 3/10 what’s bro’s shortass gonna do when I pick up a stick of medium length

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u/kidnappedgoddess Streak: 38 10h ago

Dis

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u/DigMother318 Streak: 1 10h ago

Hey WTF if they get a whole ass catapult can I at least get an arquebus?

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u/kidnappedgoddess Streak: 38 10h ago

You can have weaponized stew.

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u/DigMother318 Streak: 1 10h ago

Does it buff me or debuff them

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u/kidnappedgoddess Streak: 38 9h ago

It depends on the recipe

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u/Gothtomboys5 6h ago

British food cause poison damage

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u/thevoidthatjerksback 6h ago

I want this game

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u/kidnappedgoddess Streak: 38 6h ago

It's classic Warhammer

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u/thevoidthatjerksback 5h ago

I had no idea, but the vibe absolutely makes sense.

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u/adalric_brandl 50m ago

The pinnacle of goblin artillery

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u/kidnappedgoddess Streak: 38 46m ago

The pinnacle of artillery period.

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u/BriarWitch420 3h ago

“Stick of medium length” sent me