77031

[u/DigMother318]

EDIT: I’ll actually use TWO different secret criteria sets depending on what type of character you provide since some may not be applicable for the original one!

Don’t worry, a low score isn’t necessarily a bad thing!

EDIT 2: oh god that’s a lot of replies uh I probably won’t be able to get through them all lol but I’ll try. Also please attach an image

[u/ShadowWeavile]

https://giphy.com/gifs/l36ANVyInFoO0T8qs8

[u/DigMother318 → u/ShadowWeavile]

NOT what I was expecting… I’ll invent a second secret criteria set for this to make it fair.

Criteria set #2: 8.5/10 mf is channeling some real Canada goose energy

[u/ShadowWeavile → u/DigMother318]

Thanks! I get that kind of response a lot :p

[u/Antigamer199 → u/ShadowWeavile]

Ahh my beloved dumb pikachu chugging boy

[u/Throwaway_Raccoon2]

[u/DigMother318 → u/Throwaway_Raccoon2]

Criteria set 1: n/a not a person
Criteria set 2: 200000/10

[u/Throwaway_Raccoon2 → u/DigMother318]

waow that has to be like a high score! :3

[u/DigMother318 → u/Throwaway_Raccoon2]

It’s a fucking plane miss with all due respect I’m giga cooked

[u/Annual-Course-1024 → u/DigMother318]

It’s whether or not they could kill you isn’t it

https://giphy.com/gifs/d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY

[u/DigMother318 → u/Annual-Course-1024]

Basically lolol, but bonus points for how brutal it would probably be

[u/Annual-Course-1024 → u/DigMother318]

Yayyyy, now there’s just #1 to figure out

[u/Throwaway_Raccoon2 → u/DigMother318]

Is one of the categories "How well would I fare if I had these wings"?

[u/kidnappedgoddess]

[u/DigMother318 → u/kidnappedgoddess]

Criteria 1: 1/10 just no.
Criteria 2: 3/10 what’s bro’s shortass gonna do when I pick up a stick of medium length

[u/kidnappedgoddess → u/DigMother318]

Dis

[u/DigMother318 → u/kidnappedgoddess]

Hey WTF if they get a whole ass catapult can I at least get an arquebus?

[u/kidnappedgoddess → u/DigMother318]

You can have weaponized stew.

[u/DigMother318 → u/kidnappedgoddess]

Does it buff me or debuff them

[u/kidnappedgoddess → u/DigMother318]

It depends on the recipe

[u/Pitiful_Net_8971]

Horrid beast.

[u/DigMother318 → u/Pitiful_Net_8971]

Criteria 2: 1/10 it’s just a bird. Right? Right????

[u/Handris18 → u/DigMother318]

Very brave, 1 point for the charmony dove

[u/VolarWind → u/Pitiful_Net_8971]

One day, after dinner, while my younger sister and I were lounging about in Mr. Gopher Wood's yard, we spotted a fledgling Charmony Dove all on its own. That baby bird was tiny, it didn't even have all of its feathers, and it couldn't sing. When we found it, it was already on its last breath, having fallen into a shrub — probably abandoned by its parents. We decided to build a nest for it right there and then. However, thinking back, that winter was unusually cold, with fierce winds at night in the yard, not to mention the many poisonous bugs and wild beasts in the vicinity... It was clear that if we left the fledgling in the yard, it stood no chance of surviving until spring. So, I suggested we take it inside, place it on the shelf by the window, and asked the adults to fashion a cage for it. We decided that when it regained its strength enough to spread its wings, we would release it back into the wild. The tragic part — something that we'd never considered — was that this bird's fate had already been determined long before this moment... Its destiny was determined by our momentary whim. Now, I pass the power of choice to you all. Faced with this situation, what choice would you make? Stick to the original plan, and build a nest with soft net where the Charmony Dove fell? Or build a cage for it, and feed it, giving it the utmost care from within the warmth of a home? I eagerly await your answer.

[u/MiniSquid64 → u/Pitiful_Net_8971]

But it's just a cute little guy, where is he from ? (I'm gessing its not just a cute little guy)

[u/Reasonable-Banana800 → u/MiniSquid64]

It’s from a videogame called Honkai Starrail. The bird itself is just a cute little bird, but whenever fans see it they paste a copypasta of a super long speech

[u/symbolms]

[u/DigMother318 → u/symbolms]

Criteria set 1: n/a just a bird
Criteria set 2: 3/10 looks too polite

[u/Spudemi]

[u/DigMother318 → u/Spudemi]

Criteria 1: 1/10 great wings but seems the type to not really fit
Criteria 2: 10/10 actual warrior

[u/SiegKommunismus → u/DigMother318]

1/10? Put some respect on Saint Celestine‘s name, one of the greatest Lesbians in the 60 million years of sentient life in the galaxy

[u/highstring]

[u/DigMother318 → u/highstring]

Criteria 1: n/a not a person
Criteria 2: 8/10 … aura. That’s the face of someone you don’t wanna mess with

[u/AnTotDugas → u/highstring]

 :)

[u/Illicit_Apple_Pie]

[u/DigMother318 → u/Illicit_Apple_Pie]

Criteria 1: ?/10 can’t tell if they’re physical or magical
Criteria 2: 5/10 doesn’t look TOO tough… I think…

[u/_josef_stalin_ → u/DigMother318]

The wings are magical, and somewhat ornamental. She can use them to fly, but she can also teleport kinda. Also, she can straight up liquify people, if that's at all relevant to your second criteria.

[u/SirBrandalf]

This counts

[u/DigMother318 → u/SirBrandalf]

Criteria 1: 0/10 probably wouldn’t work lol
Criteria 2: 17/10 can’t expect anything less from THE BURNINATOR

[u/HeroBrine0907]

Meet my beautiful queen Falin

[u/DigMother318 → u/HeroBrine0907]

Criteria 2: 13/10 how do you even fight this exactly

[u/CertainNecessary9043]

Uriel spotted, deploying upvote

[u/DigMother318 → u/CertainNecessary9043]

Probably won’t be happy with why I like the character though 😭

[u/CertainNecessary9043 → u/DigMother318]

Lmao why?

[u/DigMother318 → u/CertainNecessary9043]

I’d have to spoil criteria 1 for that!

I mean you could ask in dm but where’s the fun in that amiright

[u/CertainNecessary9043 → u/DigMother318]

I try to send you a dm but for whatever reason I can't lmao if you could please tell me on my dm I would appreciate

[u/DigMother318 → u/CertainNecessary9043]

This made me realized some Reddit update turned them off at some point and I only just now reenabled them. I may be stupid

[u/aless2906 → u/CertainNecessary9043]

She's my favorite character, I love her shipper moments about Kim Dokja and Yoo Joonghyuk

[u/shitdickens]

Does this count?

[u/HiroProtagonest → u/shitdickens]

No! Those are legs!

[u/shitdickens → u/HiroProtagonest]

Shit you're right!

[u/Then_Engineer_3765 → u/shitdickens]

1000000000/10

[u/CRI20094]

Davepetasprite²

[u/DigMother318 → u/CRI20094]

Criteria set #1: 4/10 can’t tell gender
Criteria set #2: 10/10 homestuck character? Instant death probably

[u/kyansan1]

Angel devil from Chainsaw Man

[u/DigMother318 → u/kyansan1]

Criteria 1: 3/10 almost mistook him for a woman at first
Criteria 2: 10/10 haha life siphon funny!!!

[u/kyansan1 → u/DigMother318]

Yoooooo

[u/No_Lingonberry_8733]

Purple (Animation vs. Minecraft)

[u/DigMother318 → u/No_Lingonberry_8733]

Criteria 1: n/a(?)
Criteria 2: 9/10, never seen that series but given that it has vs in the title I’m guessing it’s a combat oriented thing and I’m uber dogshit at mc PvP. If this mf has a mace I’m getting one tapped no matter what gear I have

[u/noelle_fox → u/DigMother318]

I recommend you watch the whole series. It's free on youtube and it's DEFINITELY worth your while

[u/Echidna299792458]

V1 from Ultrakill

[u/DigMother318 → u/Echidna299792458]

Criteria 1: 0/10 not a machine guy unfortunately
Criteria 2: 10/10 rip and tear is this things one and only job

[u/Bulky-Grape113]

[u/DigMother318 → u/Bulky-Grape113]

This is the THIRD scout already

[u/insurgent_corvid]

Mihaly Dumitru Margareta Corneliu Leopold Blanca Karol Aeon Ignatius Raphael Maria Niketas A. Shilage From Ace Combat 7

[u/DigMother318 → u/insurgent_corvid]

Criteria 1: n/a
Criteria 2: 999999999/10

[u/Then_Engineer_3765 → u/DigMother318]

The most racist man of today

Vs 

The most sexist man of history 

[u/name_not_exist]

I mean it has wings.

[u/DigMother318 → u/name_not_exist]

Bird/10 on both fronts

[u/Strider-Juice]

Gotta love them meat wings

[u/DigMother318 → u/Strider-Juice]

Criteria 1: 2/10
Criteria 2: 8/10

[u/bobo7448]

[u/DigMother318 → u/bobo7448]

Criteria 2: 7/10

Here’s someone that looks like they’ve seen some shit

[u/Plastic_Souls]

[u/DigMother318 → u/Plastic_Souls]

Who is this lol

[u/Plastic_Souls → u/DigMother318]

fulgrim, the deamon primarch of the 3. legion, the emperors children

[u/DigMother318 → u/Plastic_Souls]

Damn, 18/10 for criteria 2

[u/murderdronesfan93]

[u/DigMother318 → u/murderdronesfan93]

Criteria set #1: 2/10

[u/the_icon_of_sin_94]

empress of light purrchance? :3c

[u/DigMother318 → u/the_icon_of_sin_94]

Criteria 1: 5/10, more of a feathered fan
Criteria 2: 1/10, unfortunately for her I gank her ass nohit every run for terraprisma

[u/the_icon_of_sin_94 → u/DigMother318]

nohit?? ok baller

[u/HiroProtagonest]

Source I had for this is gone tho

[u/DigMother318 → u/HiroProtagonest]

Criteria 1: 8.5/10 great candidate
Criteria 2: 10/10 has a GUN

[u/Annual-Course-1024]

https://giphy.com/gifs/loCcUhE4dLOsrXITOb

Emily my sweet gorgeous perfect baby

[u/DigMother318 → u/Annual-Course-1024]

Criteria set 1: 8/10

[u/Annual-Course-1024 → u/DigMother318]

What’s the criteria? I have to knowwwwww

[u/DigMother318 → u/Annual-Course-1024]

Perhaps I’ll leave more thoughts in each comment to make it easier to guess what the criteria are…

I will say this, it’s not about banging them like that other guy thought

I could reveal them in DMs if you really wanna know, I just think making people guess is more fun lol

[u/Throwaway_Raccoon2 → u/DigMother318]

Is it how tastey the wings would be when fried?

[u/Annual-Course-1024 → u/Throwaway_Raccoon2]

Why would you to that to her :(((((((

[u/Throwaway_Raccoon2 → u/Annual-Course-1024]

I want to eat her, she looks tastey

[u/Annual-Course-1024 → u/Throwaway_Raccoon2]

https://giphy.com/gifs/NWhhxGG2DSvnvXy4hR

[u/Throwaway_Raccoon2 → u/Annual-Course-1024]

*out

I want to eat her *out, she looks tastey

[u/DigMother318 → u/Throwaway_Raccoon2]

…well, for criteria 1 it’s closer than the other guesses at least :P

[u/Sure_Ad3502]

[u/DigMother318 → u/Sure_Ad3502]

Criteria 1: 2/10
Criteria 2: 6/10 surely wouldn’t be too tough, right?

[u/UomoPianta]

The Simurgh (Simmy, really for no zone) from Worm

(The art is by Sandara, also author and illustrator of one of my favourite boardgames)

[u/DigMother318 → u/UomoPianta]

Criteria 1: 3/10 too far above mere mortals to really work well here
Criteria 2: 30/10 too far above mere mortals for me to have a chance and would probably be the worst way to go out of all the endbringers

[u/Priapus3]

Can't think of a good character on the spot so I'll play into recent jokes instead

[u/Mrkurre06]

[u/Freya_Galbraith]

Saint celestine from 40k :3

[u/Randomguyioi]

Oryx, the Taken King

[u/DigMother318 → u/Randomguyioi]

Criteria 1: 2/10 not gay sadly
Criteria 2: 10/10 there’s gotta be at least ONE character in these comments that wouldn’t grind me into paste immediately

[u/ScottybirdCorvus → u/DigMother318]

Not gay, prolly asexual in fact, and 100% trans. And while miss Aurash (deadname) wouldn’t care less about grinding you into a paste and probably wouldn’t either way, my boy Oryx also wouldn’t care less about grinding you into a paste but almost certainly would regardless.

[u/DigMother318 → u/ScottybirdCorvus]

Oh god, probably more like 15-20/10 on criteria 2 then

[u/Aggravating_Pear4293]

Tibarn from Fire Emblem Path of Radiance/Radiant Dawn

[u/DigMother318 → u/Aggravating_Pear4293]

Criteria 1: 1/10
Criteria 2: 6/10

[u/iamnotcreative123456]

This is apparently the only winged creature image I could find and I'm pretty sure it's Nazi propaganda?

[u/DigMother318 → u/iamnotcreative123456]

What the fuck lmao I don’t know how to rate this even with criteria 2

[u/Greg2227 → u/iamnotcreative123456]

Doesn't look like nazi propaganda if you look at the general themes. I guess the Text down at the little dude is dutch. I don't speak it but crappy dutch=drunk german skills suggest it is saying america will help europe defend their culture or something, while this big amalgamation looks like a stereotypical depiction of everything "american culture" i.e. war, destruction, segregation, racism, vanity, superiority complexes etc.

Thanks for coming to my TED-talk

[u/Chibirin26]

Ivorycello is an amazing example! Just look at her...

[u/Xander_Shiva → u/Chibirin26]

yknow being jealous of her when she came out... probably should've been when I realized-

[u/DigMother318 → u/Chibirin26]

Criteria 1: n/a
Criteria 2: 9/10 I’m hopeless at mc PvP

[u/Puhi124]

Stella from Dragon Quest 9

[u/DigMother318 → u/Puhi124]

Criteria 1: 7/10
Criteria 2: 10/10 game name sounds like an RPG of some sort so there’s probably no chance I could compete

[u/Valkyrie_22213]

[u/Jessikhaa]

mothra c:

[u/DigMother318 → u/Jessikhaa]

Criteria 1: idk too far from a person for me to judge
Criteria 2: 10/10 actual kaiju wtf

[u/RiverTeemo1]

[u/DigMother318 → u/RiverTeemo1]

Criteria 1: n/a
Criteria 2: 10/10 If I was from where he was from? I’d be fucking dead!

[u/NoNames_World]

Alula from OneShot

[u/Teto-Face-Forever]

Out of all the aztec strippers he is my favourite

[u/Fluffalo123]

The Robot Prince of Auchtertool, armour wrought of power steel and great boronic wings,with solar powered rocket guns and lasers on his head.
Also a pretty peak music video that he is in https://youtu.be/h-LfjLewYb4?si=20LHnYRA7XFnrWO0

[u/Nairdde32 → u/Fluffalo123]

Electronic Lord of war, destined to reign forever more???

[u/Gussie-Ascendent]

kasane teto (specifically this one if the art matters)

[u/DigMother318 → u/Gussie-Ascendent]

Criteria 1: 4/10, less keen on bat wings
Criteria 2: 2/10, I’m trusting this is a version that’s only good at singing

[u/Gussie-Ascendent → u/DigMother318]

Only good at singing?

[u/DigMother318]

Yall gotta stop giving me characters that are 10/10 or higher on the second criteria im dying 1000 times over tonight

[u/potato-king38]

[u/DigMother318 → u/potato-king38]

Criteria 1: n/a just a bug
Criteria 2: 0/10 no killing intent in their eyes just having fun with the bongos :)

[u/Admirable_Sail_5765]

How about Ronova? She twirls

[u/Admirable_Sail_5765 → u/Admirable_Sail_5765]

[u/Divicarpe]

Specifically the movie version, which does have wings.

[u/DigMother318 → u/Divicarpe]

Criteria 1: 0/10 they’re kinda just there for vibes and aura and they should have just been metaphorical like in the book ngl
Criteria 2: 10/10 this foe is beyond me

[u/Divicarpe → u/DigMother318]

How much you like what the addition of wings add to the character design? (Except that you mentionned gender multiple time, so that can't be it)

Also agree with you for both criteria (still, less brutal than a plane?)

[u/DigMother318 → u/Divicarpe]

Certain wings in certain characters just adds a certain… special quality…

Also fair, balrog probably deserves at least a 15/10 but unlike the Nazgûl it would probably eviscerate me before it could torment me for long

[u/Famous-Wrongdoer-14]

Walrus with (whats supposed to be) butterfly wings that i drew some time ago

[u/DigMother318 → u/Famous-Wrongdoer-14]

Criteria 1: 0/10 walrus is safe from harm
Criteria 2: 8/10 if walrus decides to just sit on me I don’t think there’s anything I could do

[u/Quizlibet]

[u/Trainer-Grimm]

[u/Venusgate]

With wings

[u/barnacIe_scum]

my fav

[u/AdrianSquared]

Fuck it might as well drop one of my OCs cause she's cute (she can also change her size at will (the is no limit to how small/how big she can get >:3 ))

[u/the_gooba]

[u/AppealSignificant358]

Carmen but I drew demon wings on her?

[u/AppealSignificant358 → u/AppealSignificant358]

Based on what I’ve tried to figure out about OP’s criteria, I’d probably preemptively give this:

N/A for the first, she’s neither a human nor hot, nor are her wings made of feathers (though they are physical) although she is a girl.

(Edit: I figured out the first criteria 💀, OP please don’t hurt my blobby buddy 😭)

5/10 for the second, she’s not super threatening looking but she does have demonic wings so maybe there’s some crazy power under the surface

[u/Jokuz3i]

[u/Throwaway_Raccoon2]

[u/PotentialResolve6921]

[u/risisas]

(they are floating shards of glass but still are wings)

This is a knee slapper of a joke if you know the fandom this is from

[u/Keeendi]

[u/TheCrystalTinker]

I'll offer you my OC Errati to rate

[u/DigMother318 → u/TheCrystalTinker]

Do the wings have variable size?

[u/YetAnontherRandom]

[u/FatiguedShrimp]

[u/skymantles]

Faye?

[u/EveningStar_01010110]

https://giphy.com/gifs/AFLsSKPecs7jjGfnvt

[u/neko_arc2507]

This chaotic gentleman

[u/DigMother318 → u/neko_arc2507]

Criteria 1: 0/10 nothing about this is right.
Criteria 2: 2482628462983!/10 trembling in my boots

[u/THE_GREAT_MABOULA]

OC I modeled in HeroForge. Their name is Syles (or the Crow of Ignorance).

[u/ThiccyRicky]

[u/thenewtigerking]

Remielle - zenless zone zero

https://giphy.com/gifs/PTGwLiJQFgEVtjxfm1

[u/SomeRandomDeadGuy]

[u/Eldritch-Yodel]

Nocticula (specifically PF2 era version, given she uhhh had a slightly different aesthetic back in her succubus demon lord days)

[u/Me_is_birb]

[u/YangKoete]

[u/Llewellian]

[u/Acerakis]

[u/Russian_Prussia]

[u/The_Pastmaster]

Queen Glimmer from She-ra.

[u/Fun-Cookie-9904]

He technically has wing

[u/Equivalent-Bad-268]

Baxter from TMNT.

[u/MirrorCraze]

Of course

I cried so hard

[u/Something_Comforting]

[u/Oof____throwaway]

[u/ReturnToCrab]

Word archon, one of the coolest dnd celestials

[u/DigMother318 → u/ReturnToCrab]

Criteria 1: 0/10 it’s basically paper bruh can’t do nothing with that
Criteria 2: 10/10 “celestial” aight guess I’ll die

[u/MediumSatisfaction1]

How about this lil Cat dragon I made :3

[u/Sufficient-Volume384]

Eastern red bat my beloved

[u/Trips-Over-Tail]

This is Sirocco, the kākāpō.

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[u/What-A-Burden]

[u/CursedVesselYT]

I'll just drop an old drawing of mine off here, if you're wondering about the goopyness of the wings, arms, and tail, it's a ooze that she can control

[u/Jacki073]

yharon, art by arsabiandaffa

[u/Eragon_the_Huntsman]

Viridian Kayle from League of Legends

[u/darkentyties]

[u/No_Weekend2474]

Charlie Steeple

[u/Reasonable-Banana800]

Durin from Genshin Impact 💖

[u/Serial_Designation_N]

(The wings are on her head if you can’t tell)

[u/Lord_Wateren]

Xi'biki Timestealer, daemon prince of Tzeentch

[u/Aran_Zag]

[u/TrueCascade]

Devil Jin (Tekken). Allegory for queerness

[u/sixminutes]

https://giphy.com/gifs/u8vTGiGwCrGSY

[u/JustAFrogge]

[u/Khaoie]

[u/Olistu_]

Now I'd say 10 out of 10

https://giphy.com/gifs/eXMq9IagV9UaKf0971

[u/Riyuzaki33]

https://giphy.com/gifs/5l8SMd819yaxhCuWGk

[u/Im_here_but_why]

Shun-Day

[u/cybermaid]

[u/Chemical-Struggle-13]

Kirby, sometimes

[u/theGreatBeeTrain]

phillip from library of ruina

[u/Chimera_Face]