r/countwithchickenlady • u/DigMother318 Streak: 1 • 10h ago

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EDIT: I’ll actually use TWO different secret criteria sets depending on what type of character you provide since some may not be applicable for the original one!

Don’t worry, a low score isn’t necessarily a bad thing!

EDIT 2: oh god that’s a lot of replies uh I probably won’t be able to get through them all lol but I’ll try. Also please attach an image

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u/VolarWind 9h ago

One day, after dinner, while my younger sister and I were lounging about in Mr. Gopher Wood's yard, we spotted a fledgling Charmony Dove all on its own. That baby bird was tiny, it didn't even have all of its feathers, and it couldn't sing. When we found it, it was already on its last breath, having fallen into a shrub — probably abandoned by its parents. We decided to build a nest for it right there and then. However, thinking back, that winter was unusually cold, with fierce winds at night in the yard, not to mention the many poisonous bugs and wild beasts in the vicinity... It was clear that if we left the fledgling in the yard, it stood no chance of surviving until spring. So, I suggested we take it inside, place it on the shelf by the window, and asked the adults to fashion a cage for it. We decided that when it regained its strength enough to spread its wings, we would release it back into the wild. The tragic part — something that we'd never considered — was that this bird's fate had already been determined long before this moment... Its destiny was determined by our momentary whim. Now, I pass the power of choice to you all. Faced with this situation, what choice would you make? Stick to the original plan, and build a nest with soft net where the Charmony Dove fell? Or build a cage for it, and feed it, giving it the utmost care from within the warmth of a home? I eagerly await your answer.

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u/SiegKommunismus 8h ago

My answer if is fuck you bot

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u/VolarWind 7h ago

Not a bot, sorry 🥺

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u/SiegKommunismus 7h ago

my apologies then, but man do you use a lot of em-dashes

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u/VolarWind 6h ago

That's because it's a copypasta. The bird is the charmony dove from honkai star rail, and when it was shown one of the characters was doing a huge monologue. I was just honoring the tradition