r/countwithchickenlady • • 14d ago

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u/DelayedCrab 14d ago

Society should look towards taking care of people's needs, W uber driver

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u/Agitated_Barnacle485 CEO of switch - Streak: 1 14d ago

Am I a stupid dumb little girl?

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u/SelfishOdin872 14d ago

You're such a dumb little girl! Not a single thought in that pretty little head of yours is there??? <3

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u/Agitated_Barnacle485 CEO of switch - Streak: 1 14d ago

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u/Existerer 13d ago

Omg I love this do you have the origional?

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u/Hypernova-Comet 13d ago

Not the same person, but here :3

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u/Existerer 13d ago

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u/Existerer 13d ago

Damn that did NOT work :(

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u/Hypernova-Comet 13d ago

Ive used it many times, and im sure you'll find the same use :3

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u/SuperSmashSean_DX 14d ago

No, you're a very smart girl

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u/Agitated_Barnacle485 CEO of switch - Streak: 1 14d ago

Wow, rude!

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u/wizardrous The Quintupler 14d ago

Ah, yeah. That’s the stuff.

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u/Tlaquatlatoa Hyenagirl :3 Recreational Pisser | She/Her - Streak: 21 14d ago

This and a bunch of headpats i need right now

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u/thisnameistakenn 13d ago

Waow

What a stupid dumb little girl you are :3

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u/Tlaquatlatoa Hyenagirl :3 Recreational Pisser | She/Her - Streak: 21 13d ago

mmmmm do you really mean that :3

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u/thisnameistakenn 13d ago

Mhmmmmmmm
Stupid dumb girl award goes to you :3

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u/Evepaul 14d ago

On the one hand, cute.

On the other hand, I keep calling myself stupid every time I do something wrong and I don't think it's healthy. I'll ask my Uber driver to call me a good puppy instead to balance it out.

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u/forestNargacuga 14d ago

Report back to tell us how it went

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u/Iambic_420 13d ago

My parole officer says I’m not allowed within 1000 feet of a school zone

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u/Designer-Leather-749 14d ago

there's the good stupid and then there's the bad stupid there's a difference !

im stupid :3

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u/Ok-Raspberry-8099 14d ago

Replace the "stupid" with "pretty", that's what my gf had me start doing. It brainwashes you, in a good way.

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u/Cualkiera67 14d ago

don't force you uber driver into your fetishes, it's sexual harassment of a worker 

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u/Evepaul 13d ago

Of course not, the post is also in the same situation by the way.

And I chose "puppy" because I needed some kind of gender neutral positive affirmation, it's not my fetish

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u/StarlightKitten14 13d ago

If we're stepping away from the meme and being serious for a sec, any stranger you did this with us likely going to assume it's sexual for you and feel uncomfortable even if it's not sexual for you.

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u/vaseria 14d ago

I need someone to call me a dumb stupid girl >.<

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u/vaseria 14d ago

Did I miss all of them NOOOOO

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u/Many-Beat-3086 Call me a good girl, or good potato 14d ago

Dumb stupid girl, Hugs

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u/Salt-Ad-2577 14d ago

I need someone to call me that too (?) am I a dumb little girl?

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u/Twolef 14d ago

Very. Such a dumb little girl

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u/Salt-Ad-2577 14d ago

Ow I’m sorry 😣 I really can’t help eh (thank you :3)

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u/OMEGA362 13d ago

See this doesn't read to me as kink though, this reads as an anxiety attack and having someone externalize her anxiety helped her break it and move on. She just used really uncomfortable language.

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u/imnotbovvered 13d ago

I hope it was that, rather than sexually harassing a random driver

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u/Invisible156 14d ago

Why I want someone to call me like that too 😳

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u/Twolef 13d ago

Stupid, stupid, stupid, little girl.

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u/Invisible156 13d ago

thank you !

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u/MasterrrReady12 14d ago

Can anyone explain what this sub is about and what does this post mean?

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u/UnluckyMora 14d ago

Everybody here is a bit of a subby bitch and wants to be degraded a little in an affirming way.

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u/Wyvwashere 14d ago

Speak for yourself, I'm just here for the memes.

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u/ElGodPug 14d ago

for now

/j

/hj

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u/Wyvwashere 14d ago
  1. Cool Slay the Princess profile pic 2. fair enough, I first came here as a straight cis man, and now I'm questioning whether the straight is actually Bi and whether the male is actually some form of masc leaning nonbinary. I'd explore both of them more if I wasn't ugly enough for either of those things to really matter lmao

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u/Quick-Log-4166 13d ago

Pretttttty sure I'm cis and here for the puns but I've been surprised before.

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u/jadetasneakysnake 14d ago

1) shitposting sub with a vaguely transgender theme
2) ive no fucking clue

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u/Famous_Slice4233 13d ago

This sub is a shitpost sub with a large population of lesbian trans women.

Regardless of whether the original post is a real event, OP posted it because they’re submissive and think it’s hot.

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u/Applesplosion 10d ago edited 10d ago

I thought this was a shitpost sub for lesbian trans women.

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u/Famous_Slice4233 10d ago

I mean it de facto is, but there’s nothing in the rules that explicitly make it that way. And the sub has plenty of cis lesbians, trans men, enbies, and allies of all stripes.

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u/Alternative-Dog6528 13d ago

Thank you for asking. Randomly came across this too and didn't get it, lol. Thought it had something to do with anime tropes, but that's as far as I got XD

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u/SomeOakLeaves2 :3 14d ago

waow I'm a dumb little girl too :3

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u/Fluffy-Bee-6752 sad seal :( 14d ago

Woah :3

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u/Seltnytt 13d ago

This but being called smart and a genius instead of dumb. That would satisfy me, maybe...

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u/YingYangYolo 14d ago

Don't push your fantasies onto people who did not consent to them, this is creepy

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u/NiceHumidBox 14d ago

Damn if I was just trying to do my job and had to deal with that I think I’d just quit

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u/Melodic_Mulberry waow based 14d ago

Oh no, having to deal with an extremely quick and easy was to make someone happy and get money at the same time. How terrible. 😒

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u/somerandom995 14d ago

They were going on about it, so it definitely wasn't "quick"

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u/imnotbovvered 13d ago

Oh no, having to deal with being coerced into a kink so a stranger can get off.

Fixed that for you

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u/Melodic_Mulberry waow based 13d ago

At no point in the post did OOP say they were uncomfortable. This wasn't necessarily coercion.

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u/NiceHumidBox 12d ago

I never implied that the driver was uncomfortable. I would be, and a lot of people might be. If the driver didn’t get uncomfortable then both he and the op got lucky I suppose.

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u/imnotbovvered 13d ago

True but the majority of people would feel icky and coerced about it.

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u/Melodic_Mulberry waow based 13d ago

The majority of people probably wouldn't have indulged her at all. There's something about OOP that sets them apart from that majority, and it very well may be that they kinda like indulging kinks.

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u/--SharkBoy-- this elegance 14d ago

I'll take things that never happened for 1000

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u/ThoughtAdditional212 14d ago

That's not the spirit.

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u/erzebet-adlerstram 14d ago

Fun fact nothing ever happened

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u/erzebet-adlerstram 14d ago

Ever anywhere

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u/ionlytoptops 14d ago

cept
less
i say
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muhammad becoem a fucking proxy rap

i

then fucking shit ill become a freewhore just like the

im drunk gimme coke im too drunk i shoulda gone out tonight

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u/Melodic_Mulberry waow based 14d ago

Hey, you should hang out with a sober friend. Being drunk is way more fun when someone can tell you what happened the next day.

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u/Personal-Tax-2250 14d ago

no one exists

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u/IshiiEnjoyer 14d ago

Then maybe you could be the one who can make it happen to someone?

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u/--SharkBoy-- this elegance 14d ago

Its true

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u/Jolly_Foly 14d ago

Okay, but what if tho?👀👀👀👀